I know I said that the voting will be end at September 15 2016, which is tomorrow, but hey! I can't control myself hahaha or rather the author.
Author: OI!
So here's the new chapter of The Hero with a Mouth. Plus there's an OMAKE at the end of the Chapter.
It was a peaceful day in class, nothing bad is happening. As the professor was just teaching and writing on the board, Students listening closely, the atmosphere was quiet and the Class pet hamster named Diego was just running in his little contraption, happy and was also planning his world domination. Everything was fine.
'THIS IS SO NOT FINE!' it was all what Izuku thought.
Why you ask, that's because most of the class was staring at him. Except for Bakugou who was glaring.
Izuku was trying to listen to his homeroom teacher, but couldn't. Who could blame him, he of all people was the Best friend of the loneliest person in class.
He slightly look at wataru, who has his hand on his face. He must be experiencing it too. The males were looking at him, curious on how the two became friends. While his female classmates were glaring, probably jealous that he manage to talk to watanabe.
"psst! Midoriya" he looks at his left side.
"Since when did you and watanabe became friends?" he asked izuku.
"ohh, umm, we just h-happen to bump each other this morning at the train station" Izuku told him.
"Wait, train station? Then you guys happen to see the fight?" another one of his classmates asked him.
"Oh yeah, it was Kamui fighting off a Rhino like person"
"Woah, Kamui? You saw kamui in action?! Nice" this time another one asked him.
"y-yeah, it was super cool, he was about to do his signature move, but this new hero just happen to steal his spotlight" izuku manage to control his Nerdiness of heroes, as he won't suddenly go fanboy.
"Really? A new hero?" and another one asked.
(Just how many side characters are entering this scene?)
Author: Seriously, I don't know.
"Yeah, she call herself as Mount Lady" Izuku answered that guy/girl.
"Then, that's how you two instantly became Best friend?" Another one of his classmates ask him.
"w-well, I'm surprised as you are when he said that…" as Izuku was entertaining some questions, Bakugou was looking at the boy angrily, the he's glance shifted to watanabe, who still have his hand on his face.
"Bunch of weaklings….." he muttered.
Wataru who was STILL facepalming, was having a headache, why? because he just announced that he will enter Yuuei with Izuku.
"Why did I said that….." he told himself.
'That's because you wanted to give some loving on Midoriya!~ when I said loving, I meant you wanna help the poor little animal~ No Homo intended'
Wataru remove his hand on his face, and look at Izuku who was talking to some of his classmates. He sighed a bit.
"We'll wade, it seems that were gonna be heroes"
'More like ehem… inner Morgan freeman voice…. ANTI-HERO'
"That was wrong, so so wrong, bad wade…. My remaining respect for you just vanished now…"
'Damn it! Just you wait, I will be the new voice of Morgan Freeman!' Wade yells to the universe.
Wataru's was still looking at Izuku, who seems to be having fun talking, probably some hero stuff. Then he relaxed on his chair and closed his eyes in thought.
"How am I supposed to tell mom?"
Meanwhile, somewhere in the city.
"THIEF! STOP HIM!"
A Sludge Villain which his body is made out of mud due to his Quirk. He has sharp teeth and big round eyes. was running thought a crowd of civilians, with a bunch of money stuck to his body. The slime just rob a bank, and now fleeing.
"CATCH ME… IF YOU CAN… GHAHAHAHA" the slime mock its pursuer.
People stopped walking and watch at what was happening.
"Someone is coming through"
"He just enjoys the mess this morning to put him as his grain of salt, right?"
An individual was walking by with some grocery in his hand. He is an overly-skinny man with angular features, long limbs and neck. He has spiky, disheveled hair with two bangs framing the sides of his face. He typically wears baggy clothing.
"People who are struggling to curb their "individuality", there is definitely everywhere"
Suddenly the skinny man's body became buffed.
"There are no limits"
"YES! THERE IS!" a loud voice came behind the civilians.
The individual walks toward the fleeing villain, Leaving his things on the floor as he walk past through the surprised civilians.
"WHY YOU ASK?"
The thief noticed him and was shocked.
"BECAUSE I AM HERE!"
CHAPTER 4:
The Bet, the Buddies and the Girl
WATARU P.O.V
I was currently at the back of the school building. A few more minutes before school ends. And yes, I am skipping classes.
Ring*
[Hello?]
"Hey Mom!" I greeted my mom.
[Wataru, How are you sweetie? Did you made it at school?]
"Yeah! Made it mom, no sweat"
[Were you late?]
"….eerrr…"
[You're late, weren't you?]
"Yeah…"
[hhaaahh… did the principal wanted me again?]
I wish it was, I mean she been called by the principal for like 24 times, because of my tardiness. What? I got Merc jobs at night, of course I'm sleepy in the morning, but that doesn't stop me from studying.
"It's not that mom…"
[Then, why did call me?]
"….mm.."
[Is something wrong dear?] How am I supposed to tell her, that I'm attending Yuuei or U.E
"Mom… i-"
[Oh dear… wataru… did you.. did you impregnated a girl!] Wait what now?
"MOM?! What kind of Question is that?!"
[I ask you if you impregnated a girl?!] Just what are you asking me?!
"HELL NO!"
[ohh good, I thought you actually did, not that I mind dear…. I do want a grandchild now, fufufufufufufu] mother?
'hehehehe she's fun'
Shut up.
[I mean, it is impossible since you don't have a girlfriend or may not have one at all] Please don't put salt on the wound.
[Or~~~ maybe you already got yourself one~~ fufufufu] pretty sure I don't.
'Finally! We're going to the love path, about time'
What on earth are you saying? Not that i care anyway.
'Secret~'
You're still not going to tell me?
[So? Do you have a girlfriend dear?] Mom asked me again. I was about to reply but a Scream stop me.
[WWWHHHAAATTT?!] Another voice scream. Though I know the owner of that voice.
"…was that reiko-chan?"
[Yes, they were dismissed early today] knew it.
"oohhh"
I could hear someone running, probably my adopted sister. I heard she grab the phone.
[Wataru-Niichan, is it true?!] reiko-chan asked me.
"If it's about me getting a girlfriend, I'm telling you now, that it's not"
[woooohh.. for a minute there, I thought you actually did] she sigh of relief. Why would she be relief of that?
[fufufufufu aww, reiko-chan will get lonely if her wataru-niichan got a girlfriend~] mom said in the background.
[M-MOM!] Reiko screams.
I mentally facepalms at what my mother said. At times she's serious, but most of the times, she just a bit silly, but I love her that way.
'That's our mama! Never seized to amaze me'
A minute of my family arguing about my love life have pass, I just talked to reiko on the phone, she told me about her day at school, she manage to ace 3 of her subjects and being a honored students.
My big brother pride went up, I think I'm going to vaunt this to Midoriya later.
[Oh yeah! Wataru-niichan, Y'know during recess, I was talking to mio and akane about math]
"Uhuh?"
[The boys from higher grades were looking at us weirdly] weirdly?
"What makes you say that?"
[Probably because they're staring at mio and akane's legs, because of their smooth skins. but their eyes were glued at me, I don't know why, I mean I don't have smooth skins like those two] my dear little sister, if only you know that you are you're school's number 1 idol. And not to mention for a kid, you having a… please forgive my mouth… voluptuous body, many of your male school mates have a crush on you. Heck some of them tried to court you, of course I said no since she's still 10.
'Don't forget the high schoolers and adults that tried their luck'
And of course unlike I did with kids that tried to court her, I calmly talk to them that she's still a kid and not a teen yet, which they understand. But for the high school pedo's and adults, a bunch of death threats, and pointing gun at their heads, was all it takes to make them back off.
'I remember a 35 year-old man, who didn't give up on her'
You mean the guy that I put a sex toy to his butt?
'Yeah, hahahahaha that was funny'
Yeah that was funny. But wade, I wanted to ask you a question,
'Ok, shoot'
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Whose Mio and Akane again?
'Dude!... They're her classmates, those two even came to our house for their group study remember?'
Where those the girls who invaded my room, while I was talking to pinky my unicorn plushy?
'Yup! They even said that you were cute doing it hahahahaha'
I remember one of them asked me to marry her.
'yeah! And Reiko just smack her head! Hahahahahhaha I think that was the Mio girl~'
It was like watching a comedy routine. If only I was filming it, I could've watch it all day.
[Then one of them came to our table and grab my chest!] Reiko suddenly said to me.
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"what?"
'what?'
[He even announced that I have big boobs to the whole cafeteria! Then Mio was punching him to death and akane was calming me down, because I was crying!]
A-Are you hearing this wade?
'Oh yeah, someone is gonna bleed tonight! And it's not a girl on her period!'
Gross dude just… gross, anyway which weapon? Jackknife or Katana?
'Jackknife, the big one'
Cut the balls?
'Cut both the balls!'
I nodded and focus my attention to my sister again.
"Did you tell it to your teacher?" I asked Reiko.
[Yeah! Now that boy is suspended!] Not enough punishment little sister.
"And did you tell mom about it?" I asked her again.
[Yup, she almost storms to the school and beat up the boy!] That's my mom.
"Ok, how are you now? Better?" I asked her yet again. What? I'm concerned of course.
[Yup! But~ I'll be even better, if you come home now!] I swore she's making a happy face right now.
"Sorry reiko-chan, got a whole day of school" I said to her.
[aww…. Mio and Akane will be here later to do our project and wanted to see you….]
I hated it if my adopted sister is sad.
"Tell you what, I'll bring home a Bucket of ice cream, as a token of apology for you and you're friends"
[Cookies and Cream?]
"Even better, bubble gum!"
She screams happily through the phone.
[YAY! THANKS WATARU-NIICHAN! I LOVE YOU!] I kind of squeal the way she talks like that, my little is really cute.
"I love you too reiko-chan"
[kyaaaahhh… Reiko-chan saying 'I love you' to her onii-chan si so cute!~] mom said in the background.
[MOM! Don't eavesdrop!] She yells.
[Oh my~, reiko-chan wanted her convy with wataru a secret eh, fufufufufu such a naughty girl my daughter is] and my mom naughtiness is showing.
[MOM! It's not like that!] I swear, reiko probably blushing hard. Knowing her, I know she is blushing hard.
I listen to their conversation. And it was going to something that involves marriage, I probably don't want to talk about it now.
….
Oh boy, this might take long, might as well call weasel, and ask him to track the house of the little fucker who grab my sister's tits. Now what form of tortured should I do?
'Hang him upside down, then drown him on a tub full of lava?'
Nah, we already did that.
'Oh yeah…'
Plus, it's hard to get a 6 buckets of lava, I know we can get it from Erick, because he have a lava quirk, but bro… do we really need to watch him Masturbate to fill those 6 buckets?
'Please don't remind me, it took me 4 months just to forget it'
Ok, so we do the same old, same old?
'Tasing the corn dog?'
Yup! Use a Taser to his weenie.
'awww, I was gonna suggest the "Feed him to the hounds" method'
This isn't game of thrones buddy.
'I know…'
Hhmm, what's the name of the actress playing sansa stark again?
'Sophie Turner! 20 years old, a beauty'
Yeah, she is a pretty lady. Imagine her being my girl. Holding hands, walking around the park, talking about ourselves and what we do, kissing and stuff.
'And the banging every night! OH SHIT!'
Don't think about something perverted you fucker.
The School bell rings, signaling the end of class. I was walking back to the classroom, when I grab the door. I heard something.
*BBOOMM*
I blinked a bit.
"The fuck was that?"
'Probably the angry boy'
"Bakugou? The hell did he do this time?"
I opened the door and look at the kid. And he was holding a burnt notebook. Wait, isn't that midoriyas?
'That's just cruel, and I'm the one saying it'
Then he throws the notebook through the window.
"motherfucker…."
'Shoot him in the head?'
"nah, Don't wanna waste a bullet, plus where at school"
I march towards him. And I think I know what to do to him.
'Superman punch?'
"no, just gonna make a deal"
'aaww,…. And here I was gonna suggest the "wiener to the hole torture"'
"Scene change now"
'ehh, the hell you talking about wataru?'
'oohhhh! Nice one, I see the fourth wall breaking is already flowing in your blood'
5 minutes ago.
Izuku just shivered because of the coldness, he was done packing his school things and just after the school bell rings (hey! That rhythms) meaning the end of the day, he was just waiting for wataru coming back from the restroom, reading his notebook while humming.
Bakugou with some of his friends grab it. Then he burning it down to crisp.
"This is too cruel!" Izuku said.
"hmph" Then Bakugou throws the notebook outside the window. He looks at izuku.
"Some say that it is possible at the start of the year, to determine the person who will be the first ranked hero." Bakugou said.
"I'll be the first!" he declared. "And also the only one of this shabby municipal school! And more, since I'm a perfectionist, I want those who claim the title of 'one who seeks to continue his studies at yuuei (or U.E)'have a certain dignity."
"He really is open-minded…." one of his friend's sweat dropped.
Bakugou place his left hand at the shaking Izuku's shoulder, you can see the said hand was smoking.
"For the Moment, Forget the idea of passing the entrance exam of yuuei, You Dirty Nerd"
Izuku winced at the pain. Then a hand grab bakugou's arm. The grip was hard.
"Mind letting my buddy go?" Wataru said, with a lazy yet serious look. Everyone was surprised that it was wataru.
"His shoulder might leave a burn, and I think I know how that feels" in truth, he actually knows. Since he experienced being burn alive and live.
"Oh yeah, the loner…. Completely forgot about you" he returns his look with a glare.
"Awwwww that kinda hurt my feelings bro" the place his left hand to his chest and acted hurt.
"And here I thought, that since the three of us entering Yuuei or U.E or whatever that school name is, it will help us connect a little" Wataru happily said.
"Listen here, Loner… I would suggest that you and this Quirkless Loser here, withdraw on entering, why? Because 1. The two of you will be a laughing stock there, 2. Both of you will die and 3. I'm the only one with a strong Quirk that will be ranked one at the entrance exam." Bakugou said.
Izuku lowered his head. While wataru had his eyes closed and his left hand on his chin nodding.
"True, true, true, no arguing about what you said… but" then he opens his eyes and grin.
"It doesn't mean that we can't pass the entrance exam" Wataru said, Izuku look to his self-proclaimed Best friend.
Bakugou was about to speak, but wataru beat him to it.
"ah ta ta ta! You didn't mentioned that we'll not pass!" Wataru grin at him, a vein pop on bakugou's head.
"Watanabe-san, I think you should stop talking-" Izuku didn't finish because wataru covered his mouth with his left hand.
"Not now honey, Daddy's talking" Wataru said, still grinning to Bakugou.
'No homo Readers'
"Let's bet on it, bakugou" wataru said to him.
"I bet, that me and Midoriya will pass the entrance exam" he announced through the entire class. "And if we win, eerr…"
'Make that boy have sex with Midoriya!'
The hell?
'Imagine the fangirls screaming in joy and turned-on! hahahaha'
Seriously dude! What the hell is wrong with you?
'I don't know! And it's fun for some reasons! Hahaha'
"…it we win, you gotta bow down to us" he leaned closely. "And say that 'you were right and I was wrong' and make sure you mean it Bakugou" he smirk.
Gasps were heared, izuku paled and Bakugou shot wataru an angry look.
"And if you lose?"
"We'll quit the idea of becoming heroes" Wataru said.
"EEEHHHH?!" Izuku screams.
Bakugou then smiled. Though his smiled was like he already won. Wataru smiled too, but it was like his smile was saying 'you gonna bow down to your maker, motherfucker'. And Izuku was shaking in fear, thinking that it was impossible.
Wataru P.O.V
"WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!" Midoriya yells at me.
Me and Izuku were walking home. After betting my hero career that I don't care and midoriya's as well, the little man was bombarding me with comments on why I did it. In my mind, I know that he and I will pass the entrance exam, of course on my case it will be a walk in a park because of my skills and Immortality, but I don't know about my bestie.
"oh relax izuku, like were going to lose to him" I said
"THAT'S NOT POINT WACCHAN!" …..ok, that's kinda cute calling me that. And kinda adorable too.
'Can't wait for him to call me Wade-chan'
I don't see that happening.
'fuck you! Don't ruin my dreams wataru!'
Wow…. You have a dream?
'fuck you wataru!'
"Look Izuku, I promised to help you with getting in Yuuei" I grab both his shoulders. "And I always keep my promises… we'll most of them I think"
Izuku stares confusedly at what I said in the last part. I sign and put my right arm around his shoulders, as we walk again.
"Wacchan, how can you help me? I'm quirkless.." he sadly said.
"And yet, you still planning on entering?" I said to him, he shyly looks down and nodded.
"Buddy, you're smart and I'm sure you can pass it" I said.
The walk was quiet, and it's killing me. So I suggested a method of training for quirkless person like him. I ask Izuku a bunch of questions.
"Do you know how to use a gun?" He looks at me and shake his head.
"no, why would you ask me that?" he said.
"no reasons" I wave my hands at him, no way I'm making you a killer.
'Then why asked him?'
I was planning of turning him into batman.
'But, batman doesn't use guns idiot and he doesn't kill'
Tell that to the writers of Superman V Batman asshole.
"Any other ideas?" Izuku asked me.
"we'll I'm thinking of making you do 100 Push-Ups, 100 Sit-Ups, 100 Squats and 10KM Running every single day"
"w-what kind of training method is that?!" he was shocked at what I said.
"I heard that when you complete this, you can defeat any enemies with a single punch"
"Wow really?" his eyes sparkled at what I said.
"Yeah, but it's gonna take three years to do it, plus you might go bald" I told him.
"EEEHHH?! BALD?!" he must have imagined himself as a bald man. I covered my mouth to stop me bursting a laughter.
'HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA'
I quickly composed myself and adjusted my collar.
"Yeah, so I'll crossed that out"
I was still thinking of other training regimens, or make him build a futuristic armor suit or maybe exposed him to gamma rays. I got it! Find a super soldier serum and turn him into captain America, I mean Captain Japan, since were in japan.
"Say, what's your quirk wacchan?" he suddenly asked me.
"hhmm?" I look at him.
"Ever since we became classmates, you're the only one whose quirk I don't know of" he looks at me, analyzing my features maybe?
"My quirk…..ummmm is.. err… it's kinda gross…" I said.
He was already holding his burnt notebook and a pen, from his look I think he wants me to show him how my quirk works.
"Sorry Izuku, maybe next time… when I'm ready?" I told him.
He had this disappointing look on his face, but he understand.
'Why won't you show him our cool regenerating abilitey~'
You want me to stab my head or cut off my arm to slowly regrow it infront of him?
'Don't do that! He might pass out- ooohhhh…. I see'
And for the plot too. Making sure to hide it, so when the time is right! Bam! It will be awesome~
'Now that's what I'm talking about!'
"Enough about my quirk, what about you? What's your story?" I asked him.
"Well…. Since I was a kid" and so he told me his childhood.
[20 Minutes later]
"After that… Kacchan, started to bullying me… and well, you can see it at school" as izuku finished telling his story.
We stop at a fast-food resto. And I listen to him, I was in tears. Seriously I was in tears guys, listening to him was like watching Slumdog Millionaire or Me before you.
"oh mah gawd…. Sniff… you poor, poor soul… sniff" I said. With tears in my eyes. I wanna hug this poor creature.
'wwaaahhhhh! This is a better sad story than twilight!'
Izuku nervously laugh at me while scratching his head, He received a text through his phone.
"ohh wa-chan, sorry but I gotta go, mom wants me home now" Izuku told me. Aww he's a momma's boy.
'Like you! Hahahaha'
HEY! I AM NOT A MOMMA'S BOY! ALRIGHT!
'Oh really?~ if I remember correctly, every time she had trouble with her problems, you're the one who solves it, but with killing, and~ even if you're 15, once you have a boo-boos, you immediately runs towards her for kisses hahahahha'
Those kiss on the boo-boos were worth it! It instantly heals me!
'That was your quirk wataru hahahaha'
It was Mom's kisses!
"See ya Wa-chan!" I blinked and saw Izuku already out of the fast food and waving at me. Dammit I didn't have time to wave back as he disappeared from my sight.
I sigh and walk out of the fast food. While walking home, I was in deep thought on how I'm supposed to tell my mom and my sister that I'm attending a hero school.
What I didn't notice that I was already in a park. This isn't my way home but I could use this time to think and plan my approach, I saw a bench and sit there. I watch some friends and family playing soccer, badminton or playing some kites.
When was the last time we family went here, I miss playing soccer with reiko when I was still a kid, every time reiko could not steal the ball from me, she just tackles me then runs towards the ball. Mom was sitting in the bench, using her quirk to watch us, while weasel still attempts to flirt with other girls.
A gentle breeze touches my face, as I look up to the sky.
"Man its sure is windy today" I said to myself.
'Hey wataru! Look a girl!'
"What? First time seeing a chick wade?" I told him.
Wade ignored me, he was doing a quagmire sound, and it was like "giggity". I sigh and lean back at the Bench, out of curiosity, I look at the girl wade was swooning on.
Then my eyes Widen.
(BGM: Every Woman in the World by Air Supply) - P.S read this slowly guys! I want you to savor this
Before me was a girl.
Not just a girl.
In my eyes I was looking at a goddess.
She's a young woman with a mature physique must be the same age as me, she's tall and the body was not those of 15, her hair is black with bangs to the right that is tied back in a large, spiky ponytail. She was wearing her school uniform, skirt, long socks, etc. oh god, I think I've been struck by cupid's arrow.
I could feel my cheeks heating up.
'Look at her tits Wataru! They're huge! rawr~~~ hehehe am I right wataru?'
"….."
'wataru baby?'
"…"
'You ok buddy? You kinda look like you been love struck'
"uh-huh…."
'Huh? Oh right! She won the voting! Hahaha totally forgot'
As I was looking at her, she must have noticed me. She stop her walk and look at me directly, my cheeks heated again and, wait up… is she glaring at me?
"What are you looking at pervert?" she said to me.
I blinked at her accusation.
"Excuse me?" I said with my eyebrows frown.
(Ok guys! Stop reading it slowly now!)
"I said, what you are looking at pervert?" ok, now hold on here.
"Wait a minute girl, why are you calling me a pervert?" I ask her.
The Hell lady? I was just admiring your looks, I was not pervertedly looking at you. She came in front of me with her arms crosses. Blushing a bit and still glaring.
"You were checking me out!" this time pointing her fingers at me.
The people around took noticed of us, I stood up immediately.
"oi! I was not checking you out!" I told her.
"Lies! I already notice you when I was walking!" still pointing at me. "And your face was making those perverted looks!"
"Nah-uh! I was not making those perverted looks!"
"So you admitted that you were looking at me!"
"Well yeah… but-" before I could finish what I was saying, something cuffs me on both my hands. I look at my arms which was hand-cuffs, then look at the two policemen besides me. Where the hell did they come from? Seriously I didn't see them, are they ninjas?
"You'll be coming with us, young man" a cat-like officer told me.
I didn't do anything as I sweat and look at them, I noticed the bitch who accuses me, and she wore a victorious smile and nodded. My love for you just drop so hard now….
'really?'
Ok maybe a little drop…..
Right now, I am inside a room, still hand-cuffed with a bored look. I think it's been 30 minutes when they put me here.
"kinda bored here!" I yelled. And still not one of them came inside the room.
"Damn it, this is sooooo boring" My thoughts suddenly change when I remembered the one who put me here.
'the Police?'
"No Wade, the Bitch…." That's right that black haired woman. The Victorious smile she gave me was still fresh in my mind.
Then the door opened, revealing one of the animal cop that took me here, he sits on the opposite side of the table. The cat cop took out some files from his folder.
"Mr. Nyatanabe is it?" he asked me.
'Did he say Nyatanabe?'
"ummmm…. its watanabe sir" I corrected him.
"nya! That's what I said, Nyatanabe" he said to me
"no, it's Watanabe"
"Nyatanabe!"
"watanabe"
"Nyatanabe?"
"watanabe!"
"Nyatanabe!"
"watanabe! Damn it! It is watanabe! W A! T A! N A! BE! watanabe!"
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"Nya! Nyatanabe!"
Motherfu- damn it, this pussy just keep saying my lastname name wrong, I know he's a cat! But really bro, nya? Nya?! NYA?! Can he just remove the nya on my surname! What I did next was not on my character, I did the legendary two hand facepalm.
'THE TWO-HANDED FACE PALM.
Legend has it, that the two hand face palm was the ultimate face palm of all Face palms. If one hand was not enough to contain something that gives you a headache, then you use two hands to permanently seal it. But using it has its price, a curse! Dun dun dun dduuunnnnnn.~
The Two-hand face palm was discovered in the year 1493 by a British Architecture in the name of sir. William Fasepalma the Seventy ninth. While on the Ship journey from Europe to China, he was doing a blueprint on the idea of a wall for the Chinese citizens against the Mongolian Army or rather called the BECKS. While planning, one of the sailor interrupted him with knives and forks. He facepalm at the sailor antics, but the headache he was receiving was not going away, because of what the sailor did again, which was something far more stupid. Sir. William Fasepalma the Seventy ninth didn't noticed what he did next, he brought both his hands on his face, that was the first ever Two-handed Facepalm, after doing it a huge storm approaches their ship, killing most of the people on board. Luckily Sir. William Fasepalma the Seventy ninth survived. He wrote to his family back at Europe about what happen, of course he also wrote about the two-handed facepalm and its curse. His family wrote back at him saying.
"Who are you?"
Then he remembered that he doesn't have a family back home. Once again he did the two-hand facepalm because he felt so embarrassed, and out of nowhere a tiger attacks him from behind. After that nobody knows what happen, was he eaten by the said tiger? Were he able to survive the attack? How did I know this history? Who the fuck made this history? Nobody knows…
Anyway back to the story. :D'
For some reason I heard a puppy died. I look at the only window in the room, the cat officer look too, probably heard it. Poor puppy.
The cat officer look back at me.
"Anyway Mr. Nyatanabe I have some questions for you to answer" the cop said to me. I just shrugged and go with it.
I mean what kind of questions would he ask me?
"Question number 20: are you sure you're not a pervert?" he asked for the 20th time with the same question.
I just look at him, no scratch that, I was glaring at him. How many times do I have to answer him that I am not a pervert! If there's any pervert it's going to be wade!
'HEY! I AM NOT A PERV… yeah I'm a perv. Hehehehehe~'
"SIR…. For the 20th time I am not a pervert" my blood was boiling. Luckily another cop came.
"yo! Nakamura, the kids good to go" he said.
I sigh of relief hearing it.
"His guardian came bailing him out" my body froze. If guardian then that means it has to be be mom. The cat officer nodded at his fellow cop then he escorted me outside.
'You're dead boy hahahaha see what I did there? You dead, because you can't actually die! Hahaha right? Right?... you get that right?... right? Ah fuck, was my timing off?'
I was sweating hard and my heart was beating fast.
'Please let it be Weasel, please let it be Weasel, please let it be Weasel' I pray on my mind.
"Yo Wataru! Wazzup!" a voice called me in the counter. I looked up and saw a virgin old man with a lean back hair with glasses. He was wearing a black tee and brown jacket.
"WEASEL! It's sooo good to see you!" I happily said to him.
"Wow, Really? Usually you'll yell at me every time you want your payment after the mission was a success and I wasn't there" Weasel gave me a questioning look.
I put my arm around him, laughing happily and we walk outside the police station, I gave a wave at the cop on the counter and a glare at the nyafficer.
'HA! Nyafficer! I see what you did there'
After minutes of walking away from the station, we were back at the park again. The both of us was currently sitting at the bench, Weasel was smoking and I was drinking a can of soda.
"Does mom knows?" I asked weasel.
"Yup, a friend of her calls saying you were arrested" he pouf a smoke. I sweat abit knowing that mom already knows.
"Wait, how come you're the one bailing me out?"
"Well…. Your mom is kind of busy teasing little reiko and her friends" weasel said.
"…seriously?" I gave a deadpanned look.
"Oh yeah, mostly it's about that mio girl"
"Don't tell me…. She still hasn't given up on marrying me?" i said while I had a hand on my face.
Weasel just nodded.
I drink on my soda when my phone rang, I look on whose calling me and to my surprise it was Izuku.
I open my phone and speak.
"Hey Bestie! You need some-"
[WA-CHAN HELP ME!] izuku? hold on, did he say help me?
"Izuku? What's going on?" I ask him while i quickly stand and walk away from weasel.
[QUIET YOU!] I heard another voice, but this one isn't izuku.
"Who was that?" my mercenary sense is tingling, someone is hurting my best buddy. I heard some struggling through the phone.
[HELP! Guble* Guble* Guble*] Oh shit.
"Izuku? Izuku! Izuku ANSWER ME!"
'Is it me or I heard a gubling sound?'
[*tooot* *tooot* *tooot*]
"IZU- DAMN IT!" I yelled.
'We need to go now wataru baby!'
I know that damn it! Wait? Are you worried about him?
'of course I am! If he dies, then this fanfic is over!'
"What's wrong?" Weasel runs towards me.
"You have your van here?!" I suddenly ask him. Knowing my Lazada/Graig's list, I'm sure he always carry firearms in his van.
"uuhh yeah? Why?" he gave me a curious look.
"I need a gun!"
"Ok! How many?"
"ALL OF THEM!" I yell at him. I don't have time for this, my only friend at school is in trouble!
"Ok! Ok! Gotcha!" weasel sprints towards his van and I followed him. My thoughts was on Izuku, hoping that he's safe, but if he's not well~ I pretty sure someone will die today.
'Hang on tight Izuku, I'm coming Buddy!'
'My baby boy! We're Cumming- I mean coming!'
12 minutes later
Wataru and Weasel were searching around the city.
Wataru was already in his Merc uniform minus the mask, Holding two Uzi's on both his hands, Two katana's and a M32 grenade launcher attached to his back, two of his 44. Magnum pistols was on his shoulder holsters. A jack knife on his left boot and a Colt Mustang XSP on his right Boot.
The Virgin was driving the van, while the Merc was banging his head, why didn't he put a GPS on Izuku's phone.
'say wataru! Mind NOT banging your head through the wall of the van! It's turning into a Magnitude something something here!'
Wataru ignored Wade.
"Say Wataru! You got your friends number right?" Weasel ask.
"Yeah!" Wataru answered back.
"Then why not trace the last call? I'm sure they're still in the same area"
"…."
Once again he bang his head on the wall, while saying "stupid". Why didn't he did not think of that?
Then he bang his head again.
'AFTERSHOCK! AFTERSHOCK!'
After 3 minutes, weasel manage to hack Izuku's phone and locate where the last call was. They drive towards the said location.
"Tunnel? Are you sure?" wataru ask.
"Yeah man! That's were the last call was" weasel answered him while driving.
Then he saw the tunnel sign, Driving to it and he quickly park near a tree. Wataru opened the van and sprints towards the tunnel.
"IZUKU!" Wataru yells.
Until he saw a silhouette at the tunnels end. He dash quickly.
"IZUKU! ARE YOU ALL….. Right?"
His eyes widen and looks at the Huge and Bulk man who was holding Izuku in his arms and past out. wataru noticed some tears in his best friend's eyes. Wataru's face darken and his eyes narrowed.
"hhhmm? Are you related to this boy, sorry if you saw him like this, you see I was chasing this vil-"
*BANG*
He didn't let him finish saying whatever he was saying. Wataru use his uzi and shot him straight in the head, but the Bulky man quickly dodge it, moving his head to the left. Weasel manage to catch up to him, but hide behind a tree nearby after seeing whose wataru was facing.
'Oh crap! I know that person' Weasel thought.
"I don't Motherfucking know who you are and I don't have the slightest fucking care about it." Wataru said then he put both his uzi's behind his belt and pulled out his M32 grenade launcher from his back.
"But, you'll pay for what you did to my bestie, bitch" Wataru aimed his grenade launcher at the huge person.
"umm…I can explain" All might said.
"Cliffhanger Asshole." Wataru said.
He's really getting good at this hahahaha. Anyways, congrats on Momo yaoyorozu for being the girl in wataru's life!
Thank you bitches for voting, and for those who voted the girls who didn't won… most especially the guys who voted HAREM. Thank you…. Sniff…. Thank you…..
Author: please look forward on the Next Chapter!
The Strongest Hero vs The Merc with a Mouth
OOooohhh interesting! Hahahaha, we'll catch ya guys later. Heres the Omake.
OMAKE
Wataru and Izuku were walking home.
Izuku: say Wacchan, I didn't had the chance to say thank you! I was really nervous when they cornered me at class.
Wataru: No Problem Buddy, that's what we best buddies do. Watch each other's back.
Izuku: I wish Kacchan was much nicer like you, so he won't bully me anymore….
Izuku sadly said, Wataru Place his right arm on around izuku's shoulder.
Wataru: forget about that guy, he's just jealous.
Izuku tilt his head and look at wataru.
Izuku: why would he be jealous?
Wataru: duh, because I spent much more time with you, rather than him spending time with you by bullying you heheheh.
Izuku: huh?
Wataru: hahahahaha imagine if you're a girl, man Bakugou would probably be so jealous hahahaha
Izuku: huh?
Wataru: So jealous that he will do everything just to have you back! Like a boyfriend who will swim across the ocean just to retrieve his girlfriend! hahaha
Izuku: huh?
Wataru: or better yet, since you're a girl, he'll probably rape you hard~ and make you his woman hahahahaha
Izuku: HUH?!
Wataru: though, I'll probably bang you first, so he won't have a chance to take your virginity. *he wink and smirk at izuku*
Izuku: WACCHAN?!
Wataru: what? Am I not good enough for you buddy? Oh I see! You wanna have a threesome with me and bakugou huh? man Izuku, I didn't know you're such a perv hahahaha.
Izuku looks at him in surprised and he was….blushing? wataru took off his arms around the boy and walk in front of him. Then he turn around.
Wataru: hahahaha Sorry, sorry I was just joking buddy hahahaha- Eh?
Wataru stopped laughing when he sees Izuku who stopped walking and had both his hands on his face, the boy was blushing really hard. It was a cute scene for our OC.
Izuku: wacchan don't say something like that….
Wataru just stared at the embarrassed teen, he walks toward Izuku then hugs him. The merc was rubbing the boy's back and wataru's chin was on izuku's head. Meanwhile Wataru's face got a hint of red.
Wataru:' for a boy, he is so innocent and adorable'
'I know right?!'
Unknown to the two, Momo just happen to pass by and witness it all, not to mention she heard it all. She had a very disturbing look on her face…. And she was blushing. He look at our hero.
Momo: p-pervert…
XOXO wade Wilson.
