So, My Birthday is soon! Yay! February 27. Also we are growing! More people are liking The Beginning of an Adventure! But after the writing streak I had to take it down a notch (Oh the Puns). Well enough from me, here is the story!

P.S. All translations are in English to Latin.

P.P.S. Luke's Ex's name is Samantha. Just to point that out.

Story Start

So we got to Starbucks, ordered coffee and sat down at a table. Herobrine was nowhere to be seen. Everyone was staring at Andr, and I was surprised that she didn't hurt anybody. Ender-peoples usually, as we all know, don't like people staring at them.

"Andr-" I was cut-off. She started to speak up.

"Yes, Luke, I know about twenty people are staring at me. Trust me, I would rip all their heads off if we weren't here to meet Herobrine." She stated. I love it when she is ticked. We talked for about half an hour before we decided Herobrine wasn't going to show up. As I got up someone in the corner of Starbucks spoke up.

"Everyone but Luke and Andr out!" The shady figure said. And to my surprise everyone left. Even the staff. Then the figure spun his hand and the Starbucks Open sign flipped over, indicating it was closed. Then he got up and went and sat down, and started talking to Andr. I got angry, for about 5 seconds. Then I saw the white, void eyes. He turned towards me.

"Oh how I love listening to people's conversations. Luke," he turned back to Andr. "Andr, we need to talk about getting you fully equipped for what is about to come. Come and sit down Luke, I won't bite!" Me, who was still scared of this guy, didn't want to.

"Luke, I promise I won't hurt you. Even if the rumors were true, which they aren't, I wouldn't hurt Andr. And hurting you would hurt her. But as I said, they are just rumors. Nothing more. Now come and sit, we have matters to discuss." I sat down next to Andr trying to get away from Herobrine. Despite my actions the table only had three seats. Dammit Luke, why do you get yourself into situations like this. I thought to myself.

"Haven't I told you not to worry, Luke? These situations are what brings life a little spice."

"You can read-" I was cut off by Herobrine again.

"Yes, I am the king of the Nether, remember? Mind Reading is so easy compared to trying to make Zombie Pigman get in a line." I couldn't help but laugh at that last part. I always thought Zombie Pigman were mindless. They are zombies, after all.

"Ok, just don't go into my super-secret thoughts, please?"

"Ugh, fine! Maybe one later." Herobrine said with a devious smirk.

"Ok, but nothing about Andr!" Or any past relationships! I told Herobrine with a death glare.

"Fine! Now about weapons." Herobrine started. "Andr, I believe you should be able to fight, but I don't want you too. So I am giving you a simple yet deadly dagger. I call it the Hidden Blade or Occultus Mundi. The reason I call it this is because it binds to a person, then disappears, making it not noticeable at all. No one can see it, not even Notch, the stupid man he is." Andr gasped at what Herobrine called the god of Minecraft. He just laughed. "Who do you think gave me this curse, Andr? Notch wanted to get back at me for griefing him. So he placed a curse on me, making me King of the Nether, and then made rumors about me and how I was evil." I felt even worse for the poor guy. All he wanted to was blow a house up in a video game, but he decided to do it on the creator of the game himself. Notch was rude. Herobrine just wanted to have fun.

"Anyways, by saying Voca, it will teleport to you. Once the blade is linked, you won't be able to un-link it. To link it you must press the hidden button, found here, in this little compartment. Press it and the blade is forever yours." He tossed her the blade. Andr did as Herobrine told her and pressed the button. The knife disappeared. Andr started looking for it.

"Say the words, away from us please." Andr stood up and took 5 steps back.

"Voca!" Occultus Mundi appeared in her hand.

"Cool! Now I can chop off any people who stares at me!"

"Oh, and you never need to sharpen it" Herobrine pointed out.

"Wow! I want one!" I stated, trying not to sound too childish.

"Luke, your weapons are more powerful and, to be honest, cooler than Andr's." He pulled out a black bracelet that looked like the new Game bands without the Redstone ore picture, or the USB plug.

"Oh, Wow," I said with no enthusiasm, "A bracelet! What am I going to out fashion a dragon?"

"No, Luke, don't be so rude. I can still kill you." Herobrine said, scaring me. "Now, I call this Occultus Gladius Armatura, or hidden sword and armor. Simply tap the wristband, and Poof! You are in armor and are holding a sword!" Herobrine kept talking. "Now you need a ranged weapon to shoot the damn beast, so here" He threw me a bow while I was putting on the wristband. " This bow is just normal bow but has a billion enchants on it, some of which I made myself. I call it Inclina. You will never need an arrow." I've seen a bow in Minecraft, and in real life, and this looked nothing like either of them.

"What are the weird buttons on this bow? They flash."

"The bow is powered by a command block. It is super-charged. It is that simple."

"So you are saying that it is the most powerful bow ever?"

"Yep, it can even stop time, but it takes away your own energy, so don't use it unless you need too."

"Cool. Thanks. But if I have to take it everywhere, won't people see it?"

"No, no human can see it unless you program it so they can. It's command-powered, remember. It looks like a necklace to others." The King replied. "Well I need to be going. Oh, and to know if an enderman is an enderman, for they will look like humans, look at their hair. If you feel dizzy it is one. Bye!" With that last sentence he disappeared. I looked at Andr, who was messing with her knife.

"Let's go home. I want dinner. Apparently Herobrine sped time up because it is 6:00 when it feels like 1:00." I said glancing at the wristband, seeing that it told the time. That's convenient.

We walked to my house. When I got to the door it was unlocked. I locked it, didn't I? I opened the door to see my ex.

"Hi Luke!"

"What. Are. You. Doing. HERE!" I yelled.

"Well, I came to say I'm sorry and will you be my boyfriend again?"

"NO! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHO WILL PROTECT ME AND NOT ONLY CARE ABOUT MY DICK! PLUS SHE IS STRONGER THAN MOST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET EARTH! PLEASE JUST LEAVE! I DON'T LOVE YOU LIKE I DID 1 YEAR AGO." I was enraged. Samantha was scared and Andr was nowhere to be seen. "Now, please Sam, I don't love you anymore. Now I am not saying we can't be friends, but please don't make any moves on me."

"But I know what will make you happy," she said. She dropped her shirt on the ground. I looked away at great speed.

"Samantha, put your shirt back on!"

"Oh, you want me to take my bra off too? Don't worry Luke, I got you covered."

Andr, Help me.

"Luke, did you want me to take my pants off too? Okay, anything for you." Samantha was trying to seduce me. I wouldn't let it happen.

"Okay Luke. I am completely naked. You can do as you please."

"No! There is only one person I would like to naked, and it isn't you. It is Andr." Then the blushing came. I looked around to see if I could find Andr, but I couldn't.

"Andr!" I looked at Samantha to see her fully dressed.

"What? I took all my clothes off! Why are they still on me?" I then realized that my bow was gone. Thank You Andr. Now I owe her a lot.

"Luke *pant* here is your necklace *pant*" Andr said tiredly. She then passed out.

I then pushed Sam out, locked the door, picked up Andr, and carried her to my room. I lied her down on my bed and laid down next to her. I then pulled her close and hugged her. I smiled, then laughed.

"Why am I so lucky to have you in my life?"

"I don't know Luke, but I love you." Andr had apparently woken up.

"You didn't sleep long. How was your little power nap?"

"Good. You Ex is a slut."

"Heh. Yeah, that is why I broke up with her in the first place. Then you came, and I was the happiest man alive."

"Luke?"

"Yes, Andr?"

"Did you really mean what you said? About me being-" I interrupted her.

"Yeah, but I knew that you wouldn't like what I said."

"Who said that?" I heard a hint of lust in her voice.

"Well, I don't know, just a hunch." She then rolled on top of me and started making out with me. Later in it started to get more lewd.

This was going to be a fun night.

And Cut. Mwahahahahaha! But I will make a lemon in the next scene, I give my word. Anyways, yeah. Sluty ex's, cool weapons, and a plot! Yay! Anyways, if you guys want to play Minecraft with me, I will erase all da rules.

But now the Grave Walker must return to his grave. PEACE!