American Nidiot: Here's the second chapter! All current reviews will be answered down below! Enjoy!


A lone figure lounged in a mangrove tree, dark brown eyes glittering with amusement as she watched the destruction that the three pirate captains caused, taking in the movements of the one wearing a poisonous mushroom-esque winter hat before training on the one with a straw hat. 'He's still a rubber brained idiot…' she mused, throwing a gummy worm into her mouth as the younger captain ran away, hoping to help his Fishman and mermaid friend.

Standing up, the young woman dusted off her navy blue shorts — glad that the uniform was only temporary — before jumping from branch to branch, easily following the other captains, just as a wide grin split across her face at the feel of the wind caressing her cheeks.

It did not take the young woman that long before she came upon the Kid and Heart Pirates, her eyes focusing on their opponent. "Bartholomew Kuma?" she questioned, only for that idea to be shot down as the thing shot a laser (which looked suspiciously like an attack from Admiral Kizaru) from its mouth at Trafalgar Law. Throwing another gummy worm into her mouth, she sat on the branch and watched them fight the Kuma-look-a-like.

The young woman's eyes widen, finally noticing former-pirate captain Jean Bart working with the Heart Pirates. It was simply amazing to watch, even after they defeated the fake Kuma. However, shortly after, a group of Marines came charging in.

"A white bear?!" one Marine shouted after the polar bear of the Hearts kicked a man in the face, before slipping into a kung-fu stance. The woman could not take the bear seriously, finding him to be too cute for words. And apparently the Marine officers couldn't either, as they merely stared at the talking bear, only to get swept away by Jean Bart.

"Hey, you?!" the bear looked offended that the ex-captain stepped into his fight.

The woman chuckled, eyes trailing over to Kid and Law. They seem to be talking about something, however a dark shadow was falling from the sky, only to land in front of the captains. "Well damn. Can't let the boys have all the fun~" the woman sung, standing up and jumping at the new Kuma-faker. "Now be a good cyborg and… LEAVE!" the woman shouted, her shin smashing across the face of the robo-Kuma.

The robot spiraled through the air, easily knocking out the remaining Marines, as she fell down into a squatting position, easily keeping her balance on the balls of her feet. The two captains stared at her back in stunned silence, watching as she started nibbling on another gummy.

She kept her eyes focused on the robot, watching as it sat up, and trained its eyes on her form. In mere seconds, the passive mask she put into place had cracked, showing an excited grin as she stood up to her full height of 5'10" and emptying her treats in one go. "Let's have some fun, yeah?"

"What are you doing, Marine-ya?" questioned Law, his tattooed fingers gripping the sheath of his beloved Kikoku in preparations for an attack.

"Hmm?" tilting her head back to look over her shoulder, the woman gave the two a lazy grin. "Having fun, of course! Seeing you all fight got me super excited! I just could not sit still any longer~" she pouted, running a slender digit over the long scar that started just above her left eyebrow before extending down, over her eyelid, to just below her cheek bone. Soon her excited smile was back in place. "I can't let a certain idiot show me up, either. So sit back and enjoy the show~"

Law watched her with cool gray eyes, watching as she pushed off her left foot with enough strength to leave a miniature crater where she formerly stood, sending her straight towards the Shichibukai fraud in mere seconds.

Drawing her right fist back, she jabbed right at the center of the cyborg's chest, sending it skidding back a few feet as she jumped up, planting both feet in its face, before falling back down to earth.

The Kuma-copy held out a hand, aiming the palm at her falling form, and shot a laser right at her. Twisting away, she sent a jet of air at one of the mangrove trees, using it as a boost to gain distance away from the incoming weapon of light. Landing once more on her feet, the female swayed a bit, looking surprised. "Whoa! If I hadn't moved, that would've been a head shot for sure!" she tipped the brim of the Marine hat back a bit, looking up at the cyborg in front of her. Slowly, she licked her lips, pointing up at the weapon. "Oh, I'm gonna enjoy destroying you, you fake bear-man!" pulling the brim of her cap down to shade her eyes, she slightly bent her legs, drawing her right foot a bit behind her left, as a gentle breeze seemed to circle her. "Air Hike." Soon it became visible to the pirates watching that there was an invisible platform underneath her feet that sent her flying into the air. A few more platforms formed, allowing her to use them to hop and flip higher and higher into the air, soon getting above the tops of the mangrove trees.

"Double Air Gatling!" she shouted above the rushing wind, punching wildly in front of her at the cyborg, her arms seeming to multiply as the speed picked up. Even from so far away, the hits seemed to be landing on its upper torso and face, striking it hard in the back of its throat as it opened its maw, readying a laser to shoot. Once close enough, her actual fists started landing solid hits as it followed up the air hits, caving in the cyborg's shoulder-socket.

Spinning in the air, the female sent her knee into the cyborg's temple, spinning around as the force sent it straight into the trees. As her feet touch solid ground, she dashed forward, weaving in and out of the shots being sent at her — one of the lasers grazing her left ear — and jumped up as high as possible to wrap her legs around its thick neck. Throwing her weight back, she twisted her whole torso as it started flipping, and pressed her palms flush against its chest. "Pressure Bazooka…" she whispered, feeling the body give under her hands as the air ripped right through it.

Unlocking her legs, she stood back up and dusted herself off, looking mighty pleased with her handiwork. The pirates stared, silence dragging on, only to be broken by Eustass Kid's booming laughter. "That sure was quite a show you put on, Marine." The woman merely looked over her shoulder at him, blinking a few times before shrugging. "How about you give up being a dog of the Government and join my crew?"

She popped open a new bag of gummies, throwing a handful of the tiny multi-colored bears into her open mouth. "Nope. Sorry, but I promised to be on someone else's crew," she said, swallowing her treat.

Law snickered behind Kid's back, casting the other captain a mocking sympathetic look. "It seems that even a turncoat would rather be on someone else's crew instead of yours, Eustass-ya…"

The woman threw a gummy bear at Law's face, causing the sweet to bounce off his nose. "Oi! I resent that 'turncoat' comment! You're assuming that just because of this shitty uniform, that I must be a Marine! You know what they say about assuming; it makes an ass out of you and me."

Law stared down his nose, his gaze boring into her shadowed one, looking ready to kill her. The woman didn't seem to care, keeping his gaze as she ate more of her little bears. Suddenly he broke eye contact, finding her to be amusing, and casted her one of his classic smug grins. "You are an interesting one, Marine-ya…"

"If you think I'm interesting, you should see my brothers… Though you have technically met one of them earlier today…" she stated with a half shrug, finishing off another bag of gummies. Turning on her heels, the woman sashayed out of the clearing, throwing a casual wave over her shoulder. "May there always be wind in your sails that'll carry you to your next grand adventure, Trafalgar Law!" she shouted, still looking forward, before vanishing from sight completely.

"Interesting indeed…" mused the Surgeon of Death, also leaving the clearing with his crew. "Until next we meet, Marine-ya…"

Somewhere in the mangrove forest stood the mysterious Marine, her gaze drifting towards the setting sky. "Yahaha! So that's the Surgeon of Death! Maa~ he's a looker, just like Dracule Mihawk!" she laughed, continuing on her journey while eating her precious snacks.


American Nidiot: Now for some reviews to be answered! (Also, reviews makes me motivated to write more, so leave reviews!)

Sunshine-Girl (Guest): I'm glad you don't care if Rain turns out to be a Mary-sue, and that you like the story so far! (though for some reason FFN isn't showing your, or anyone else's, review when I click the link for it?) I'll try my best to update this story as frequently as I can, as long as people tell me they are interested in what this story has to offer!

Juti (Guest): Sadly having Rain *Spoilers* save Ace before he goes against Blackbeard *End Spoilers* just isn't in the cards as this chapter sorta hints at.

Now everyone gets to see how Monkey D. Rain acts, just a tiny bit! And see what food she is obsessed with (like how Luffy loves meat, while Garp is very fond of rice crackers). It'll be explained in a few chapters why Rain actually eats sweets, mainly gummies and certain hard candies.

Rain's unique laughter has undergone a few changes since the idea first appeared in my mind. She originally was gonna have a laugh similar to Luffy's "Shishishi", as it was going to be "Jijiji" originally. Then I was gonna give her an "Ohoho" laugh, but it didn't really fit her personality. So I settled on more of a barking type laughter, which led to "Yahaha!"

It fits in with her cheerful, yet sarcastic, personality.

Now, please leave reviews, because they are amazing and feed my soul. I'm not even joking. Please review! I've seen how many people favorited and followed already, but to improve my writing, I feedback, so please review!