Today Harry was feeling a bit off. For some reason he felt like screwing with peoples' heads and he knew just the thing. He went to the library to do some research on transfiguration spells...

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The Next Day Harry had Transfiguration after breakfast, everything was going normally, so when it came to the practical portion of the class he started his prank.

'Capsicum Anuum' he intones instead of the assigned spell. In place of the rodent he was supposed to transfigure into a snuffbox, he had a potato.

Hermione sees this and instantly channels a Molly Weasley-like rage.

'Harry Potter, What in blazes do you think you are doing?! The assignment was to transfigure the mouse into a snuffbox not a potato. Undo the transfiguration and do the assignment properly!' she rants.

' I didn't really want a snuffbox, those things are useless to me - all of us really - considering that we are too young to smoke, so I transfigured it into a potato instead.'

'And what use is a potato for you at this time?' Hermione says exhasperated.

' Well the works as good high-density projectiles...'

' Admittedly true, but you don't need a high density projectile right now.'

'They are also rather versatile in cooking. You can bake a potato, cut it up and fry it, make potato soup, mash it, make gnocci, boil it, add it to dishes to make it more filling, and many other wonderous things.'

'But you cannot and will not any of those things in class'

'Oh didn't you notice, I did.'

While Hermione was distracted Harry had managed to make a vast array of dished all out of transfigured potatoes. Lastly Ron was unconcious with a lump forming on his head from the high density projectile that Harry launched at him for coming near his potatoey goodness.

Hermione took this all in and had to be transported to the Hospital Wing to the tender care of Madame Pomfrey to treat her very first Migraine, one of many to come.

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Author's Note

I was Bored and I like potatoes

Not Beta'd

takes place in first year if you cant remember turning a mouse into a snuffbox was part of the transfiguration exam in the first book