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The group stood on a large tree branch, which hovered about 50 feet above the ground, near the feudal style castle. The team leader scanned the area throughly and noticed that there was only two chunin guarding the door. Hm...there has to be more some where...but where? Kakashi motioned for the other two ninja to follow him and he was just about to jump off the tree branch when he felt a hand firmly grasp his shoulder. He turned around to see a "seductive" Sakura smiling at him.

"Wait...I have an idea," Sakura mischievously smirked as she looked down at the two guards then back up at her commrades. Tehe...this should be fun. I can't wait to see their faces when I tell them what I'm up to. Sakura giggled to herself.

"I'm not sure if I like that smile and I'm probably going to regret asking this," Kakashi said hesitantly, "...but ...what's your idea?"

The young women smirked and softly whispered her idea to the now shocked male ninjas. Reluctantly, the duo agreed to her idea and followed her lead.

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The lovely pink-haired kunoichi emerged from the dense wood stumbling into the clear area where the castle majestically towered. This plan should work perfectly. Sakura lightly chuckled. These chunin won't know what hit them. Sakura pretended to be out of breath and panted heavily trying to get the castle guards to notice her.

"We know you are there. Come out now." The chunin ceased chatting among themselves and directed their attention to where the petite woman was "hiding".

Timidly, Sakura stuttered, "O..ok.." Wow...this is going to be easier than I thought.

The two men looked the young women up and down making sure not to miss a single detail in her defined but curveaous body. Trying to act tough, the larger of the two men teasingly said, "And what do you want, darlin?"

"Well..you see...my friends and I are a bit lost off the main trail ..and I was hoping that maybe we could stay in this castle for a few days." Sakura said shyly.

"I don't see any.." The man was stopped in the middle in sentence when two faint figures started running up to where Sakura was standing.

"Saku...Sakura-neechan," the two figures panted as they finally caught up to their commrade, "..please don't leave us like that again."

"...Sorry ladies, but I figured I could scout ahead and find a nice place to rest." Sakura giggled at the sight of her commrades. Wow...Kakashi is one sexy... woman. I mean... with his short messy hair flowing over his ivory masked face and his well-toned femine body with large perky breasts. ..Hell, I think his fucking breasts are bigger than mine. Oo I love his outfit, how his tight under shirt fits around his figure perfectly and his baggy jounin pants drape across his lower half like the stars drape across the sky. ...Wait a second...that's my fucking outfit. OMG ...why does he have my outfit? ..unoriginal bastard. OMFG ...Genma looks...so fucking hott. His hair is so amazing, the long brown locks sweep down across his back just barely touching his very ...attractive ass. HAHAHA he's wearing an uber short mini skirt that barely covers his black lace panties with what seems to be a shirt...Does that qualify as a shirt? I mean come on its like a fucking half-shirt with long sleeves. Fuck...I sound like a lesbian ...Damn Sexy No Jutsu! ..Actually I'm surprised that they can keep their hands off each other.

"..See I told you my boobs were bigger," Genma squealed holding one of his hands on Kakashi's breast and the other hand on his own.

Sakura noticed the two guards' noses bleed and directed her attention to her "male" commrades. ...I spoke too soon.

"It's not possible...I modeled myself after Sa...I mean," Kakashi blushed, "Nu uh, my boobies are bigger." Shit..I can't let Genma know I modeled this femine body after Sakura's flawless one. If he finds out he'll surely give me hell about it.

Genma smirked at the silver-haired "woman". "Is that so?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I knew it...I knew it. Kakashi likes Sakura. Hmm...now how do I get his uptight ass together with her prudeness. ..Scratch that...I meant her incredible sexy seductiveness. Genma thought as he remembered what happened earlier.

Sakura stood in amazement at the pair's conversation, "Actually ladies, my breasts are bigger than both of yours so please stop groping each other." An angry fire burned behind her jade eyes, Kakashi and Genma noticing this immediately stopped bickering over breasts and said in unison, "Sorry nee-chan."

"...I don't think the boss will mind them staying here for a few days," the smaller guard said to the larger guard.

"I think your right," the larger guard said to the smaller guard.

"Oi, you guys can stay here a few days but you need to ask the boss's permission," the guards said in unison, "The boss's office is on the third floor and the first door to the left."

"Arigato!" Sakura thanked the men as she and her commrades walked through the large red double doors.

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"Come in," a deep voice chuckled as Sakura gently knocked on the large wooden door. The young women walked through the door closely followed by the other two "ladies".

"..We were just passing by ..and..needed a place to st.." Sakura was interupted by an obnoxious and abrupt laugh.

"It has been too long ...Hatake Kakashi," a handsome lavender-haired man said.

"Kijuurou..." Kakashi gritted his teeth as he transformed back to his normal male self....How...how can he still be alive? Sakura and Genma both looked at Kakashi with a confused look and then down at the seated man.

"You are here for the scroll are you not?" Kujuurou stared deep into Kakashi's uncovered onyx eye.

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Author's Footnotes:

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