she's the man

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It's been weeks and Kagome was getting use the live of the new Miroku. She went to the patron every now and then on Saturdays and went over to her mom's place to visit. The boys had been calling her gay her and there and that was getting annoying. She was walking to the little cafe that was just outside school. She had gotten a plan from Sake to proof to the boys and halve the school that she wasn't gay and was a string 'boy' who liked girls. She walked up the hall her 'friends' trying to 'hide' so she wouldn't see them. But either way they were lucky or unlucky she walked up to them.

"Sup guys" she said as they waved at her weakly.

The boy's point of view.

As they waved at him they looked down trying to eat their pizza so he would somehow go away or something. But instead they heard a voice calling his name.

"Miroku, is that you?" they looked up to see a hot girl walking to him with a smile planted on her face.

"Naomi? How you been sweetie?" he asked acting all cool as if it wasn't a problem. The girl kissed his cheek and looked at him.

"Why did you leave me, you know that I love you still right?" she looked at him not believing what they were hearing 'he had a girlfriend'.

"We needed to move up baby, you know the world is like that" he said as he smirked at her.

"Would you at least make love to me one last time before we part?" she asked sweetly.

"Sure baby anytime you need me you know my number" he winked at her as the girl smiled and kissed his cheek a gain and left. Only another girl to walk up to him. Almost passing him she turned around with a confused face as if trying to remember him or something.

"Miroku?" the girl asked looking up close to him.

"Sarah?" he asked back.

"Oh my gosh! I don't believe it" it was a girl from a magazine and she was a model! The boys' mouth couldn't get any low or other boys around.

"the last time I saw you is…."the girls face fell" when we broke up" she said low but enough for the boys to hear.

"He went out with a model? That's like….." Kouga asked as he watched the girl lean on Miroku's chest.

"Sarah calm down baby you know the reason why we could go on" he said as if it was not big deal. He whipped away Sarah's tears and kissed her cheek.

"You understood right baby, you know I don't like seeing you cry" he smiled at her sweetly as the girl sprang back to like.

"Yeah I'm sorry you know how I'm always emotional" she said as Miroku nodded his head.

"Well see ya" she turned around and looked at him" he slapped her ass lightly and she giggled walking away. When they thought it was over another girl about shoulder length to him walked up close to him face to face.

"Miroku I can't believe you, you pervert!" she shouted and kissed him on the lips. He kissed her back and put his hands on her waist. They pulled apart and she smiled at him pecking him again.

"I love you" she said and walked away.

" hey I'm getting a drink I'll be right back" he smiled at the and started walking to the bartender only a girl with long creamy legs a whole lot of make up and a mirror in her hands walked up to them.

"Hey hotty wanna get it with me" Kouga asked smirking at her while the other smirked at her too. She had on a pink short flexible skirt with a matching short blouse that was tied behind her.

" I would get near you with a 34-inch- pole even if you were the last guy on earth" she said as she looked at him disgusted " have you seen Miroku around here" they mouth dropped as they pointed to the bartender.

"Miroku get over here!" she shouted.

My view.

When Kagome saw Kikyo she panicked Sake was already gone and now she had to deal with the bitch on her own.

"We're over Kikyo, I don't want you no more!" he shouted not facing her.

"What! I say when we're over not you!" she shouted getting angry.

"I don't want you hoe, get away from me, the only reason I went with you was because I wasn't thinking and I haven't until now" she said trying to hide from her.

"Miroku you little pervert get over here!" she shouted stomping on her feet hard enough to break her hills.

"You can take off the mask Kikyo Halloween was over months ago' she said as the girl stopped chasing him around.

"Grrr, Miroku we're not over yet!" she shouted a she walked out and a couple people laughing. She walked to where InuYasha and his friends were sitting. They just looked at her.

"Who's she and all those ladies what are you anyways?" they asked looking at her confused.

"She's my x, she's crazy" he said as e looked at her stomp with her broken hill.

'Phew that was close" she thought as she finally left.

"And all those other girls?" InuYasha asked.

"My xs" she said leaning back.

"Wasn't Sarah and that first girl Naomi model of poise magazine and the other one from seventeen?" Kouga asked as Kagome peeked at him with her now open eye.

"Yeah" she said as they looked at her like 'seriously'.

"How'd you know them?" Fuji asked leaning a bit close.

"It's a small world, I'm tired I'll se ya later" she said getting.

"Not before you tell me how to get Sango" InuYasha pulled her into her sit.

"How about in the room I'm really tired I need some rest, and you got do me a favor too" she said as he let her go.

"What deal?" he asked as she turned round.

"You teach me how to play soccer and I'll get you closer to Sango.

"Deal, starting tomorrow" he said as he handed her him hand.

"Deal" she shook it and left.

Inu Yasha's view.

InuYasha walked to his dorm finding his roommate sleeping soundly but not for long. He jerked his head up when he opened the door and grinned at him.

"Hey" he said as he sad up crossing his hands Indian style and looked at him. The deal that they made had been coming well okay for Miroku but not him.

"Hey he said tiredly. He threw his books down and threw himself on his bed. Miroku walked to him and sat next to his bed.

"What's the matter?" he looked up to see a concern Miroku looking down at him.

"You have had a lot of girl but you still creep me out" he said as he moved a little bit farther from him.

"Whatever" he said shrugging his shoulders.

"It's Sango, I mad a fool of my self, I can't even talk to her probably, I mean, I've talked to girl but she makes me stutter and I hate that" he said leaning on the wall.

"You know girls are like boys, they just as afraid to talk to you as you are to them" he looked at him.

"What are you talking about Miroku; we guys are like wimps when it gets to the girl you really like" he said Miroku looked at him funny.

"So are you a wimp, come on if you never try it it'll never happen" InuYasha looked at her.

"I guess but how do start a conversation with her, I mean there's nothing you can talk about" he said sighing.

" you can talk abut anything, you can as her what's her favorite things to do, what's he likes, and what she hates and you can see if you have things in common" he said laying on Inu Yasha's bed.

"Yeah how do you star" Miroku got up and looked at him.

"Come on get up, I'm pretend to be Sango while you be you" he said pulling him to stand. InuYasha noticed how soft his hands were like a girls and how slender they were but he didn't question he gave a lot of signs to ask that simple thing.

"Okay so what do I say" he said as he stood there facing him.

"This is weird I man you don't look anything like Sango" he said as he pulled gently on his long silver hair.

"Okay I'll start" she cleared her throat and by surprise she asked.

My view

"You're really good in soccer" Kagome said in her girl voice. He jumped back.

"You sound just like a girl" he said pointing an accusing finger at her.

"I have a sister I'm really good at sound copying" she lied and he bought it she sighed in relief he had been able to always find a subspecies thing about her ever since he saw her.

"Okay" he said before answering.

"Thanks, so what do you like doing?" he sat down motioning him to site too. She sat next to him and smiled.

"I like playing soccer, always been my favorite, I go to the patron" he looked t her unsure.

"Hey I'm saying so don't get any ideas" she said as he just nodded his head.

"And I enjoy um……..eating pizza yeah" he looked at her unsure but went on.

"Pizza's my favorite food" he said as he leaned down.

"It's hot" he said as he took off his t-shirt showing off his muscular. She got up and walked sit on her bed facing him. He looked at her but didn't say anything.

"So what do you like to do?" he asked but she was a little confused so she answered as Sango.

"Well me and girlfriends like to um…..you know what girls do" she said in particular trying to sound happy.

"No mean t you not you as in Sango, sometimes I think I'm out of leagues for liking her, don't know why but I do and don't ask" he said as she chuckled.

"It's not funny really" he said as he chuckled too.

"My sisters going to be at the beauty patron she would like to meet you" he looked at her.

"You mean that girl you showed us, as it think about she kinda looks like that x of yours, are yall triplets or something" he asked.

"Heck no, if I was related to that bitch might as well say suicidal be better that" he chuckled when she said that, she chuckled along. It was the best day but it was getting better.

"So why did you go out with her?" he turned to look at her his head in pal at the same time turned to his side. She blushed but he didn't see it so I was okay.

"Cuz she was hot and a toy to fuck around with" that was what exactly Miroku had told her why she went out with him.

"wow I never knew you would do that" he chuckled" but I like your style". She grinned at him, it was getting dark outside and it was starting to rain.

"I'm tired and ways I woke up very early. I'll be back" she walked to the closet and grabbed things in a bag and left.


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