(This will be Eddy's dream. I heard this song and instantly my mind flipped a switch: "Eddy!" I thought. So, I had to do it next, don't worry, Ed will be next. Actually I've planned a list:

Edd
Eddy
Ed
Sarah
Kevin
Nazz
Rolf
Jimmy
Johnny
May
Lee
Marie
Edd

(And if anyone wants me to, I'll make more for other characters. Why am I ending it with Edd though? Cause I have two ideas for him. Anyway, on with the show; the song in this one will be "Dirty Rotten Number" from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels...Which I don't own by the way.)

The Second Dream: Dirty Rotten Guys Like Eddy

Eddy fixed his brown hat. It was a simple fifty's hat, the one that reporters would have worn. He turned as he heard footsteps. He grumbled as he turned again, facing the large area of plains and forests that could be seen from this high balcony. Eddy's brother, Tom, walked forward. He was wearing a black suit with a green shirt and black tie. He smiled at his brother but sighed when he turned away. Eddy straitened his brown dress coat and turned around. He was dressed in a pair of white dress pants and a blue shirt underneath the unbuttoned dress jacket.

"So you're just gonna give it all up huh!" He shouted. Tom smoothed his blond hair back and smiled.

"Eddy, you can't expect me to keep this up forever can you?" Eddy turned and began to grumble to himself.

"We've been conning people since I was 5! And now, you're leaving the business and leaving me all by myself! I don't know what I'm doing half the time Tom!" Tom smiled sadly and touched his brother's shoulder, but Eddy pulled away.

"C'mon Squirt!" he said, using the nickname only he could get away with, "I've taught you all I know, and look at it this way Eddy, There are so many people out there who we haven't scammed, ya know?"

Eddy sighed and closed his eyes.

"I guess so..."

"And hey, if you need me, you find me, ok? I'm not gonna be that far away!" He smiled and laughed lightly. Eddy nodded and smiled.

"Besides...I think I'm done, brother..." He walked beside his brother as he began to lead him back inside. As he did he began singing.

"You may be master of your chosen, occupation" He smiled down at Eddy, "With several strings of Polo ponies, in your stable. You must remember all the same, that the crux of every game is knowing when it's time to leave, the table." Eddy nodded, understanding what Tom was saying.

"And it's important to be artful in your exit-No turning back, you must accept the con is done, but now and then, you might recall the moments when you had it all-You had the charm,
you had the talent and, my God, you had some fun!
"

Tom began to dance slightly, with Eddy watching him, memorizing the moves. Tom was still singing as the song began to pick up.

"It was a ball, it was a blast and it's a shame it couldn't last, but every chapter has to end, you must agree. It was a joy, it was sublime, a splendid way to earn a dime. For a dirty rotten guy like me."

He settled down slightly and walked back to Eddy. He wrapped an arm around his shoulder and began pointing imaginary things out as he continued singing.

"When you look back on all your conquests and deceptions; You see a thousand flawless pearls set in a strand, laid out from Biarritz to Rome, each one as perfect as a poem - An opus to be proud of though it's written in the sand."

Tom and Eddy both began to dance. Feeling music as Tom continued singing.

"It was a ball, it was a thrill, you had the grace, you had the skill, to know exactly what to say and what to do. You wouldn't trade a single day or have it any other way-A dirty rotten guy like you." Tom pointed to Eddy as Eddy began to sing as well.

"It's almost a religion-The need to take a pigeon, and to play your part with elegance and zest. But when it's time to fold the act and your duffel bag is packed, I'll take comfort in the fact that I've been working with the best!" Eddy started to dance by himself, more complex than his brother's dance. Tom laughed and began to follow suite.

"It was a blast, it was a ball, it was a gas, I loved it all! Cause I was hanging with the man and that's a plus." Tom ruffled Eddy's hat slightly.

"Aw Eddy...You've got the verve" He turned to Eddy as he sang this. Eddy turned back and replied with a smile.

"You've got the guts-"

"You've got the nerve-"

"You've got the nuts!"

"I guess we're dirty rotten crooks" As Eddy said underneath Tom: "Dirty rotten Schnooks-Oh!"

They both began to sing together as they began to do a kick line by themselves.

"It was a trip, it was a blast, it was a shame it couldn't last. 'Cause it was almost too prodigious to discuss." They bother stopped at this point and turned to each other.

"If we get screwed for Fifty Grand!" Tom sang, extending his hand for Eddy to take.

"Then we should still deserve a hand!" Eddy sang back, taking a hold of Tom's hand in a shake.

"For Dirty, Rotten, Guys! Like us!"

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Eddy awoke with a start as Ed bounced upon his bed.

"Time to get up Eddy! It's time to get up!" Ed shouted as he continued bouncing, which in turned ended with his head stuck in the ceiling...again. Eddy threw the covers off of him and stretched. Edd stood outside the open door, not wanting to come in.

"Good morning Eddy, any ideas for today?" Eddy smiled and closed his eyes.

"I got the perfect scam today guys! We're gonna put on a musical show! It's gonna be great! Eddy and the Two Dolts! What do you think? Think we'll make it on Broadway?"

"...I hardly seeing it make it to Broadway Eddy. But why a musical show, Eddy?" Eddy smiled.

"My brother gave me some inspiration."