(This next one will be Ed. And because he's always off in his own little world, I found another man who is as well. So the song that Ed will be dreaming will be: "Man of La Mancha" from the show of the same name. It took a while to work, but I've got it...too bad it's a short one...)
The Third Dream: I, No-chin Lumpy!
Ed walked down a long dusty road. There was nothing but plains around him, and a few windmills spun in the background. He was dressed in a suit of rusted armor with a helmet with the visor up. He held a large spear that was to big for him. He turned around and saw Johnny walking up behind him, no with Plank. He was wearing a straw hat along with a white shirt and brown vest and pants. He looked up at Ed as Ed laughed his infamous laugh.
"So where're we goin' Ed?" Johnny asked. Ed stopped laughing and began to look serious for a second.
"Right...Um...I am no longer Ed, faithful Squire!" Ed laughed again, "I am...Um..." He pulled out a comic book of Evil Tim and began laughing more as he read; He straitened and put the book away.
"I am now, No-chin Lumpy, Knight Errant!" Johnny held in a laugh and smiled.
"Ok Ed-I mean No-chin-I mean, Master"
Ed nodded and began waling down the road as he began to sing in a strangely good voice.
"Here me now of thou bleak and unbearable world, thou art base and debauched as can be...huh huh...And a knight, with his banners all bravely unfurled, now hurls down his gauntlet, to thee!" Ed held out his speak as if he were about to attack. Johnny just watched Ed and wondered what was going on.
"I am I, No-chin Lumpy! The Lord of Cul-de-sac! My destiny calls and I go! And the wild winds of fortune will carry me onward of withersoever they blow!" Ed turned to Johnny and pointed to him.
"Withersoever they blow...Onward to glory I go!"
Johnny, getting into the spirit run up beside Ed and began to sing as well, acting it out as well as he could.
"I'm, Johnny! Yes I'm, Johnny! I follow my master till the end! I'll tell all the world! I'm his Squire...I'm his friend!" Ed nodded and began walking down the road again, laughing once more. Suddenly he stopped laughing and began singing once again.
"Hear me bad guys, and villains and you, Evil Tim. All your dastardly doings are past. For a holy endev...job is now to begin, and virtue shall triumph at last!"
At this time both Ed and Johnny began running down the road, each one singing different verses at the same time.
"I am I, No-chin Lumpy the Lord of Cul-de-sac!" / "I'm, Johnny, Yes I'm, Johnny!"
"My destiny calls and I go!" / "I follow my master till the end!"
"And the wild winds of fortune, shall carry me onward" / "I'll, tell all the world"
"Oh withersoever they blow!" / "I'm his squire!"
And finally Johnny finished with: "I'm his friend!" The both continued running as Ed held out his spear, ready to attack.
"Withersoever they blow! Onward to glory...I GO!"
They continued running until they came to a large windmill. Ed put down his visor and got into a fighting stance.
"Take this Evil Tim!" He shouted as he ran forward. Johnny reached out.
"Ed, No! That's just a windmill!" Johnny looked away as Ed ran strait into the windmill.
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Ed awoke as a basketball hit his face. He had fallen asleep in the playground near his school. Johnny ran up to him, caring Plank.
"Oh, sorry Ed!" Johnny said, "Plank doesn't know his own strength!" He then turned to Plank and said, "You've gotta watch your aim buddy."
Ed was silent for a moment before he got a giant grin on his face and jumped up, grabbing Johnny and putting him under his arm.
"Come Squire! Evil Tim is still out there!" As Ed began running you could hear Johnny shout.
"Hey Plank! I'm a Squire!"
