Day 671 1:00 A.M.

Well, I remember Emerld and me searching for the bathroom, then he went in it... 3 hours ago! Well, he dropped the journal before he went in, so here's me! "Emerld get out of there now!" I yelled as I had to go. "I'm outta toilet paper... must... not use socks... too late." Emerld said before finally opening the door, he noticed that I now had my collection of plushies with me. "Why did you go get all these dolls?" He asked. "I didn't, they all came to me, they can't stand being away from me." I told him. "Uh, ok... I guess." He replied. "Well? Aren't you going to use the bathroom?" He asked. "No, I don't have to go." I said. "But you just said you had to go!" he said irritated. "Well, I lied." I replied to him. "Then why did you make me get out?" he asked confused. "Oh, that guy was creeping me out!" I said as I pointed to Don Knots. Emerld then took a good look at him and asked: "... Mr. Ferlie?" The ghost of Don Knots then turned and ran away. We went to bed afterwards, but not before agreeing we would find the ghost of Don Knots tomorrow.

Day 671 11:41 A.M.

I woke up the next morning very out of it, I just didn't feel like myself at all, and apparently I had gotten up in the middle of the night to brush my plushies hair, at least that's what Kaylee said because I kicked her out of the bed that night... I don't remember this happening but she was on the floor when I woke up and the plushies were in her place. I apologized to her and went downstairs to check on the others. I got down there and noticed Chris duct taping his foot back on... I don't know what happened there. Emerld was in the kitchen making waffles... out of pancakes. Jack was punching a side of beef, which turned out to be Faust sleeping in a big sack hung from the ceiling. Then Faust ripped out of the bag scaring the shit out of Jack. "Well, that was a nice sleep, that bag has some kind of massager built in." Faust said as he walked into the kitchen to get some waffles. "Everyone, I hate to tell you this, but we're not alone in this house, last night me and Emerld encountered the ghosts of Don Knots." I announced to the room. "Really? That's great! Because I found this Ouija board in my room last night, don't know how it got there, or why it was covered in blood, but it was there." Said Jack. "Ok, tonight we'll use it to summon the ghost of Don Knots, agreed?" I asked the room. "Why?" said Chris. "Your all stupid, there's no such things as ghosts, that's what I told the little girl who snuck in my room last night carrying that dead cat." "Ok, you can stay here and finish off the rest of the kitchen appliances, since you've eaten almost all the food." I told him. "Nah, I'll go with you, nothings going to happen to me anyway." he said. Everyone else agreed that we would meet around midnight that night.

Day 670 2:00 P.M.

I was up in my room with Kaylee around this time, making sweet, sweet love... until I woke up. Well, Kaylee was still there. "What were you dreaming about?" she asked. I thought to my self "Don't say sex, don't say sex." "Uh... sex...dang." Yep, I said it. For some reason Faust was in the room too. Kaylee said she had him in here to keep an eye on me, and the plushies, because she hates them. I kept hearing this buzzing noise coming from the outside. I looked out the window to find a crazed hillbilly with a sack over his face running around with a chainsaw! "Holy shit! Come look at this guy!' I told both Kaylee and Faust. They both came to the window and then Faust said: "Oh, that's Dr. Salvador." Then Kaylee asked " You know him?" :Sure I do, I'm gonna go kill that bastard!" Exclaimed Faust before pulling out both his harpoon gun, and his shotgun. I bet you can guess what he did, yep, he somehow combined the two items into one super killing utensil! Then he ran down to the end of the hall, and jumped out the window. Kaylee began to say something. "So Teepo, you gonna g..." I don't remember what happened after that, because I totally blacked out.

Day 670 8:46 P.M.

I don't know what happened, but I woke up in the front room where all the others were just sitting around. "What happened?" I asked. "Oh nothing, except you went nuts and tried to throw your girlfriend down the stairs." Said Jack. "Then she kicked you, and I came in to see what was the matter, and you bit me." he continued. "Yeah, and then I came in, and tackled you, beat you over the dead, and put you in a sack." said Chris. "How did you know what was going on?" I asked him. "I didn't, but you ate the last of the cheese its." he said. "Oh, well is Kaylee ok?" I asked. Yeah, she's fine, she refuses to sleep in your room with those plushies though," Said Faust who walked in and reloaded his new toy. "She was going to stay in Chris's room, but after about two minutes she came out saying she saw a ghost... being eaten by another ghost." he continued. "So where is she staying now?" I asked. "She's staying in the room next to yours, for now." he replied. "Ok... so what ever happened with that sack face guy?" I asked Faust. "Oh yeah, it turns out he was the gardener, good guy too, until we started playing hide and seek with our toys, he cut me good he did! But I got him back! hehe." Faust went on to himself after that, because I stopped listening. "Ok, we still on for midnight? because I gotta go convince Kaylee to stay with the plushies, I know! I'll give her one as a gift!" And with those words I went upstairs until it was time to summon Don Knots.

Day 670 12:00 midnight.

Ok, I got Kaylee calmed down, and she did not like the idea of me giving her a plushie... at all... maybe I should have given her one with both eyes. Anyway, we set up the Ouija board in the front room and began to summon Don Knots. It would've worked too, but right in the middle guess what happens? Jack's cell phone starts ringing and ruins the whole thing! "God damn it jack! Now we'll never see Don Knots!" I yelled at him. "Wait, you've had a cell phone this whole time? Who's calling you!?" I asked. "It's... it's Faust!" he said. Then I looked over at Faust who was holding another cell phone and giving a thumbs up. I guess I blacked out again, because when I woke up the next morning the cell phones were broken and I felt really stiff... like a doll or something, I shook it off though and chucked the journal at Emerld.