Day 672 5:22 am

Well, I got a big ass bump on the back of my dead, thanks to Teepo for throwing it at me. I was walking down the hallway when he opened his door just to throw that damned thing at me, then slammed the door. Most likely going back to sleep. Anyway, its about 6 in the morning now, and I needed to get something to eat for breakfast before the incredible garbage disposal wakes up to eat it all. Faust ended up talking to me after Teepo went insane last night and broke both Jack's and Faust's cell phones, probably destroying our only chances of escape. He said something about how he is the true puppeteer, and that we are his puppets. Anyway, he told me that later today, that we might actually be going home, but I really don't believe him on that, since he does screw with our minds on a daily basis. I did get breakfast, Chris woke up a little later, only to ask if I bought anymore cheese twinkies yet, which he then threw a chair at me for not have done so. Kaylee woke up, said she had a bad night trying to sleep, kept saying that the plushies were out to get her. I think I freaked her out even more when I pulled one up onto the counter to show that Teepo had given me one as a present. she ran screaming back to her room...I think she went to pack, what do you think?

Day 672 noon

Yep, Faust had us all gather into the main living room, including his brother-in-law from the outside, the gardener. "Today, we will be going home, so pack ya bags folks!" Faust screamed into our faces. "Finally." said Kaylee. "I like it here." said Teepo. "Is it because of the plushies?" I asked him back. He shook his head fast meaning no, but then turned his head completely around, starting to foam at the mouth, kinda like a rabid dog. "Um, Teepo" I said, "you got something on your face." "Mph!" he slung the foam around, like an idiot, then ran upstairs like a baboon, slamming the door upon entry. "Go talk to him." Chris told Kaylee. "NO!" she yelped at him. Then Teepo opened the door, slammed it again, looked at Chris, and jumped down the stairs, lunging at Kaylee, like a rabid chimp, only For her to pass out at the site, and Jack screamed "HOME RUN!!!" as he slammed a baseball bat that I don't know where he found, into Teepo's stomach, knocking him back upstairs, into his room...still, that was pretty funny, because you would have laughed if you'd have been there to see it. Faust announced one minute after that, that we'd be going home, on the same bus that brought us here, running on pig fat. We cheered for joy, we thought that Teepo might get better because Faust was taking us home.

Day 672 5 pm

"Dammit Faust!" I screamed at the bagged man driving the bus "I think your going around in circles!" "Nope!" he yelled back at me. he told us that he had directions on how to get back home, but I was not too sure about that. By the time the bus did come to a halt again, we were back in front of the house...we went in circles, only to end up stranded in the haunted house, of the stuff. Teepo ran straight back into the home, Kaylee wanted to stay in the bus, and the others went in too. That's it. now that bastard Teepo can stop foaming at the mouth, speaking the blarghed language of shit talk, and write the next part so he can stop biting me.