Day 673 - 12:00 noon.
I seriously don't know what's happening to me, I read Emerld's part of the journal, and don't remember me doing any of that stuff. "I wonder what could be causing this?" I asked my plushies. Well, it's noon, if the journal is correct we almost escaped, and I blacked out until just now... Anyway, I went downstairs to the front room to find everyone once again. "OH GOD HE'S AWAKE!" Kaylee yelled as I walked down the stairs, then Jack jumped from a hook stuck in the ceiling and bashed my skull in.
Day 673 - 2:34 P.M
I awoke again, this time with a headache. I was apparently tied up in a room, it wouldn't have been as bad if I wasn't in Chris's room. "AHHHHHHH!!!" was what the others heard downstairs, before I burst through the door and rolled downstairs. "He's back!" Screamed Jack. This time, I threw the chair they had tied me to at him. "What is everyone's problem with me all of the sudden!?" I asked. "Well, for one a few hours ago when Jack hit you, you got back up after having your skull crushed, and strangled Jack, me, and Kaylee with some kind of green energy thingy." Chris explained. "And then I came in and saved the day!" Yelled Faust as he popped up behind me. "How did you do that?" I asked. "Ki Blast." he replied. "Well, whatever, I'm better now!" I said. "BURN THOSE DAMN PLUSHIES!" Kaylee screamed. "Yeah seriously, they are controlling you and your too stupid to realize it!" Explained Jack. "Your all stupid! And if anyone burns us, I'll kill em!" I explained in two different voices at once. "Whoa, that was cool." I said, then I asked everyone how things were going besides me. "Well, I saw this one dude in my room playing the bongos." Chris explained. "He was cool, he had no face, but kick ass dreadlocks!" he continued. "But then the ass started smoking, so I sent him out, then he did this cool trick and faded away!" he finished. "I crushed the back of this one girl's skull." Said Jack. "That was me!" I yelled at him. "Whoops, sorry." he apologized. "I spent the day trying to forget my boyfriend is possessed by demon plushies... until I found that room with the dog track in it..." Kaylee said and then shuttered. "And you?" I said as I looked at Faust. "I gotta go make dinner!" Faust said in a panic and then blast off as his feet turned to rockets. "Ok, and what about you?" I asked the crazed hillbilly gardener. He just growled and chain sawed through the wall running deep into the cornfield. "...OK." I said before following Kaylee upstairs.
Day 673 - 4:55 P.M.
Well, it took me awhile to get into the room with Kaylee, but I did it. "Come on Kaylee! JOIN US! I mean talk to me!" I said in the cool double voice again as she cowered in the corner. "Get away from me!" She yelled and threw things at me. At that moment Chris came in the room. "Why is there a hole shaped like Teepo in the wall?" He asked. "HELP ME!" Screamed Kaylee. "No Chris, we're all fine, all of us! Now, go make us some tea will you!" Said the Bridget plushies... or, uhh... me I guess. "OK, see you in a bit!" Chris said as he left Kaylee. "Teepo, leave me alone, I just want to get out of this house, BURN THOSE DOLLS, and get you back to normal!" She warned me. "I got an idea, let's burn ME, and leave the house alone, and go back to live with the plushies!!!" Said me, and me, and me. Then she had to stop me from lighting myself on fire... no girlfriend should ever have to do that, she must really love the plushies... I mean the plushies... I mean me. Afterwards she calmed down and got me to go back to normal... then I fell asleep.
Day 674 - 6:00 PM
I was awake before I wanted to get up, apparently there was an epidemic going on outside my room, the plushies were attacking the room mates! The gardener had also gone nuts after losing a game of Russian roulette to Faust. That wasn't all, Chris still didn't get his damn twinkies, so he was breaking shit too! Kaylee was paralyzed at this time, and Jack was trying to fight off the monsters, while Faust was playing with a ball and cup. "Hehe, ball... cup" said Faust as he gazed into it. "FAUST! Help out man!" I yelled at him. "Oh, right!" he said, then he ate the ball and cup, and spit out a tornado destroying everything in the front room and blowing everyone away except Chris and one Bridget plushie. "MY PLUSHIES!" I screamed as I grabbed the remaining plushie. Then, the door busted open and in came a family of 5 people. "Who the fuck are you people, what are you doing in my house, why is he whering a bag over his head, and why is that guy eating my couch!!!" Screamed the man who came in. "You were out of real food, it's not my fault!" Chris yelled back. "Wait, your house? This house is abandoned in the middle of no where, and it's haunted!" Emerld yelled at him. "It's not haunted and it's not abandoned! We just left for a week because we filled the house with deadly bug poison! After he yelled at us, he kicked us out and sent us too a bus stop... we owe him $80,000,000... We got home, everyone had something to remember the vacation by, I had the last plushie still. Emerld took the toaster... it had a hand in it. Chris brought back the Cheese Twinkies stash he found under the carpet. Jack brought back his super ball, plus a bunch more he found with it. Faust brought back the moose head hat he made. And Kaylee... well she didn't want anything, but she finally went back to normal, and let me keep the plushie. Yay!
