EC: Wow look at that time for another installment!

Naruto: " what now?

EC: Well hopefully by now we can get in one kiss

Naruto: EEH? OO

Sasuke, Neji, and Gaara: three way death glare

EC: Maybe…

Sasuke, Neji, and Gaara: glare directed at her

EC: Eep! Okay maybe not " I'm outta here!

Naruto: …WAIT FOR ME!

There was a knock at the bathroom door. "Naruto? I have to use the bathroom." Naruto calmed down after a bit of pacing in his own bathroom. "Oh sure Neji, Go ahead." There was silence for a minute or two until Neji finally spoke up. "Naruto, you're in the bathroom and it's locked." Naruto laughed "ha…yea that's right…" Naruto opened the door to find a worried look on Neji's face. "Are…you ok Naruto?" Naruto smiled and nodded. "Ok, but if anything is wrong come to me right away ok?" Naruto laughed it off and went to the couch where Sasuke and Gaara were sitting at opposite ends. "Hey…I'm back…" Sasuke looked at him. "What took so long dobe?" Naruto smiled before getting angry. "HA! I took half the time you would!" Sasuke smiled a bit before rolling his eyes. "Is that something to be proud of?" Naruto got even angrier and huffed down on the couch, forgetting the trouble with Gaara from earlier. Neji came back and saw the three sitting on the couch, Sasuke and Naruto arguing, while Gaara appeared to be glaring at Sasuke who had yet to notice. Neji sighed. 'There's a lot of competition huh?' Neji looked around the apartment and saw Naruto's room. Neji smiled, realizing that he could get an advantage if he acted quickly.

Neji came into the living room and tapped Naruto on the shoulder. "Naruto? I hope you don't mind, but I moved some of my things into your room. I was tripping over them in the hallway, and I didn't know where to put them…" Sasuke huffed. "Why not leave them outside then?" Naruto made a fist and shouted. "Sasuke! He's my guest!" Naruto turned to Neji and smiled. "Sorry about that he's in a bad mood for some reason…" Naruto glared at Sasuke. "But…It's ok for you to put your things in my room. I figured that you would sleep there anyway." Neji looked more than hopefull, he was in bliss until Naruto continued. "You all will sleep in my room. There's a lot more room than the living room. I can use my couch." As soon as he said that Neji's shoulders slumped a bit, but then he came back up and began to protest. "Naruto you should not have to sleep out here, I'm sure we'll find a way." Naruto thought for a moment before Gaara interrupted. "I don't sleep. Remember?" Naruto might as well have had a light bulb over his head. "Of Course! Gaara won't need a place to sleep because he doesn't sleep…at…all…" Naruto looked down for a moment, feeling half terror and half worry. "So…Gaara, what are you going to do…while we all sleep?" As Naruto said this Sasuke and Neji looked intently at Gaara. Gaara smiled. "Of course I usually do things like read, or watch television; however I wouldn't mind watching you." Gaara was about to move closer, but Neji and Sasuke pushed him back, touching sand as they did. "What the hell was that!" Sasuke yelled at the current kazekage. Neji looked at him sternly, but remained silent. Naruto looked at the three. "Hey…what's going on here…I think that…there's something you guys aren't telling me…"

All three boys turned to look at Naruto a bit guiltily. Naruto looked at all three of them with a questioning look on his face. "Hey…exactly what is wrong with you three?" Neji looked away as did Sasuke, however Gaara stated it openly. "I love you. These two annoyances here feel the same. I will not lose you, Uzumaki Naruto. I will have you." Neji blushed at Gaara's explination, but once he was done he became angry. "Yea right! Over my dead body!" "That can be arranged" Gaara glared at him. Neji huffed, "I want to be with Naruto! He will be mine!" Sasuke rolled his eyes. "The dobe belongs to no one but me." As the conversation continued on without him, Naruto became more and more red. Not only was a blushing furiously, but he was also raging mad. "HEY! Don't I get a say in any of this!" Naruto yelled at them, his eyes closed. When he opened his eyes he saw the three of them look at each other, then Naruto. There was an awkward silence, until Sasuke finally spoke up "Well!" Naruto looked confused. Neji continued. "Which one of us do you want?" Naruto blushed slightly before calming down and breathing slowly. Naruto pointed his finger toward the ceiling and opened his mouth wide to speak. "Ah…" At that time, Naruto unceremoniously fainted, nearly falling to the floor, but was saved last minute by some soft sand which supported his weight. "Naruto!" "Dobe!" Neji and Sasuke looked worried.

EC: Well well…couldn't take the info huh Naru-chan?

Naruto: XX …..

EC: Evil snicker Muahaha author powers

Naruto: XX wearing sleeping beauty dress

Sasuke, Neji & Gaara: wearing prince clothes

EC: eats popcorn and watches

Sasuke, Neji & Gaara: WAKE UP KISS IS MINE!

EC: . Tee Hee…

NOTE: SORRY SORRY SORRY! I'm sorry the update took so long! I lost my flash disk and it scared the HECK outta me! " if someone found it and read these I would DIE! TT XD I'm glad, turnes out it was in my room the whole time "