Here I am again! I'm posting this because you all were so good and reviewed! I would personally like o thank my dear buddy sasukemustdie for correcting my spelling mistakes. I honestly had no idea how to spell Konoha. But now I do. Here's Chapter three! When we last left out dear demonic Gaara, he was being stalked through the Forrest of Death by an animal that goes boing.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and make absolutely no profit off this story except for your nice reviews.
Chapter Three
The Rabbit
A bunny! Of course she was a Forest of Death bunny, making her about waist height on a normal human and shoulder height on Gaara (plus the height of the ears). All in all she was about three feet tall (as I said, not including the ears). She was white and fluffy with big blue eyes and really long eyelashes (don't ask questions, of course Forest of Death bunnies have eyelashes!) The little beastie had apparently decided that she was Gaara's new best friend and that they were playing tag. Now you must remember, Gaara had never seen a bunny before, so remembering Lee's words to him, Gaara immediately assumed (you know what they say about assuming) that the bunny was his one special love. (Luckily for all of us, Gaara did correctly assume that rabbits and humans could not be boyfriend and girlfriend. Bright little guy, isn't he?) (Okay, I'm spelling this out quite clearly now, Gaara wants the bunny to be his best friend. There is absolutely no weird Michael Jackson thing going on here! EEEEWWWW!!!!)
"H-h-hello, my name is Gaara… What's your name?" Twitch twitch, twitched the bunny.
"Do you have a name?" Twitch twitch wiggle, twitched the bunny. Then she noticed a carrot near Gaara's feet. Unfortunately, she misjudged the trigonometry involved with the length of her hop to the length of her ears and tripped over her own ears (I said it before, she has really long ears.) She ended up in a somersault, tail over ears and plowed feet first into a tree. Gaara (get the camera) started laughing (OMG! His first laugh!). The bunny got u, brushed off her tail, twitched her nose and smiled at Gaara. When she smiled, you could see that she had large pointy teeth! (In case you didn't figure it out, that is a symbol that they are meant to be friends, since they are both so adorable on the outside but have an extremely violent side. I'm not gong to keep explaining this!)
"If you don't have a name may I name you?"
Nod twitch.
"I will call you Killer!"
The bunny smiled again. Then they ran off into the sunset. (Alright, technically, I don't know if they were going west. They went back toward Konoha and the sun happened to be setting at the same time).
See, wasn't that sweet! I always said Gaara needed a friend! But it's not over yet, so keep on reviewing! I want YOU to review! Insert picture of Uncle Sam pointing at all of you. Good bye for now!
