SUGAR RUSH
A Kingdom Hearts Fanfic
Written by: Me A.K.A Leonshadow7
Mweheheee! I'm baaaaaaack! (cue lightning effect)
I realize that it's kindof hard to read in the style that this story is in. I'm going to try adding some little divider thingies to see if that helps. It
just shows up this way when I documentize it, and I'm too lazy to fix it. Thanks for the reviews peeps! And after a while you'll be able to
tell that I'm ATTEMPTING to go in the order of the actual organization. I'm basing this solely on memory so I'm not sure if it'll be right.
Chapter 2: Free-shooter overboard
Non-surprisingly soon after Xemnas' spazmic fit, Zexion passed by Larxene; who was
driving Marluxia's pink forklift that had a license-plate saying Floral with a small flower
design off to the side. O…kaaaaaaay…I swear, Marluxia's gay. Zexion thought as he saw
her driving off. But gay flower-loving men that had no hearts were the least of his
worries. Those would be his worries much later when he attacked Marluxia. He just
needed to find Xigbar.
MEANWHILE IN XIGBAR'S TARGET ROOM
"Take that mother (beep)er!" Xigbar yelled as he blew off the head of a Namine dummy
with his gun arrows. Xigbar really, REALLY hated Namine. Why? Because…um…just
because! Okay? He doesn't NEED a reason to hate someone. Luckily, Namine was
nowhere near the target room at this particular moment in time because if she had heard
that comment and seen that dummy blow-up, then her frail non-existent heart would have
shattered at the fact someone HATED her.
What made him hate her more was that their idiotic leader, Xemnas, had allowed her, the
freaky evil witch Namine, to become a member of Organization XIII. The
FOURTEENTH member of XIII. Which made no sense whatsoever. So now, she, like
the rest of them, had to be given a little bit of respect. Because now she was Aminex ''the
artistic witch.'' The artistic witch that can't draw for crap! He thought. Everyone else in
the castle Well…except for Zexion because he was usually locked away in his own room
being the badass that he is. Because he's just that cool. Was like WHOAMG! SHE'S
THE BEST DRAWLER EVAR! 111! Even though she lacked the mental capacity of a
tree sloth.
Xigbar yelled some more profane language as he started blowing the heads off of every
Namine target in the room. Yes, it's so profane that I have to block it out for the sake
of keeping this rated T. Zexion had to duck instantly after opening the door when a de-
tatched and charred-looking Namine head flew his way. "Err…stressed out much?"
Zexion asked the free-shooter. Free was right… "Huh? Oh, yeah, totally. I was just like
chillin' here and releasing my stress bro." The way he talked, he could either be passed
off as a hippie or a surfer.
"Umm…that's nice. And you release your stress by…blowing up Namine?" Zexion
questioned. "Huh? Oh, no bro. Unfortunately that just one of those little dummy
thingies Vexen made. Keeps me from getting' in trouble, ya know?" Xigbar said.
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiight…So, my fine mental friend, how are you today?" Zexion asked. "Well, I
was like, totally going to get the perfect head shot for that gunner game down at the
arcade, but then the stupid thing ran out of time and I ended up shooting the game
manager. They kicked me out. It's a real bummer dude…" Xigbar flicked a strand of hair
out of his face and tried to look punk. Zexion twitched at how gay that was. Seriously,
It's a good thing this isn't a movie or you'd be twitching too.
"Uh, yeah. That sucks. C'mon, let's go somewhere where you'd...y'know, look a little less gay?"
Zexion suggested. "Gottcha dude." Zexion twitched again. "Follow me."
The two walked along the spotless white corridors of castle oblivion. While it was nice
that it didn't look like a complete dump,but sometimes the brightness hurt his eyes. Who?
I'm talking about Zexion of course! Afterall, the story's about HIM. Does Marluxia
bleach the walls every day or what? He wondered. This question was promptly answered
when Marluxia promptly walked by, followed by Roxas who was heaving a huge can of
bleach. "Well…I'm dumbstruck." Xigbar said. His first non-hippy/surfer comment!
Yay! "I can too say…not…stuff. Dangit!" Xigbar shook his fist at the screen.
"Y'know what? Let's just finish this. I'm sick of hanging around Xigbar!" Zexion took
another chalky-white sphere out and shoved it down Xigbar's throat before running for
cover. Xigbar didn't even realize what'd happened before his eyes got all tiny and pink-
like. He too was possessed by the sugar.
Letting out a maniacal laugh, Xigbar started to shoot everything in sight as he ran through
countless corridors. He even shot the bleach can, causing a major tidal wave of
whiteness.
Namine/Aminex, who was bothered by the noise came out of her room to see what the
hell was going on. "Wh-What's going-" She was cut off by Xigbar jumping in front of
her. "Naminaminex! I LOVE YOU!" He shouted before accidentally shooting himself.
Luckily nothing happened though.
Namine suddenly melted into a gooey pink puddle of WUV! No, I'm just kidding. She
stood there too dumbfounded to figure out what was going on.
Muahahaha! Namine's an Orgy XIII member! (Ph33r teh 1337 skillz of teh aminexor! Buahah!) As said, reviews are welcomed, flames
are shunned and ideas florish into big gay happy rainbows that'll somehow find their way into my story! Well, ciao for now.
