SUGAR RUSH

A Kingdom Hearts Fanfic

Written by:Me A.K.A Leonshadow7

I was asked to update soon. I'm updating soon. Notice that this is all in good humor (if you were planning to flame) and I'm not really BASHING any of the characters. Except maybe Marluxia. Maybe. Well, here's the story. (And if you ever get the time and money, you should visit Fort Lauderdale Florida fora few days. It's really fun.)


Chapter 3: Whirlwind of Paperwork

Zexion winced when he saw the bleach can explode. Marluxia started ranting about it and

telling Roxas to clean the mess up; he then proceeded to pull out his…er, pink scythe and

started chasing Xigbar around the room. I'm trying to refrain from calling him gay.

Yeah right. Quiet Knoll! Zexion decided it was time to flee the scene before everything

got too out of hand. It was time to find Xaldin.

MEANWHILE IN THE LIBRARY

Xaldin was sitting in the tiny desk in the corner of the library next to a GIGANTIC stack of paperwork.

For some reason Xemnas always gave him the paperwork. It had once been given to Saix because it

was really his responsibility, but he had gone into a fit of rage and started hacking the paperwork up

with his claymore. THAT was scary.He just figured it was because he was one of the more…

sane members. But then again, if that was the case, he should just give it to Zexion.


"I hate this job…" Xaldin muttered. Almost everyday Xaldin was sitting in the tiny desk

filling out the safety papers, electrical bills, food orders…Hey, it takes a lot of power

and food to run a castle. Not to mention all of the hazard issues. He had to do it all.

Luxord should be the one doing this. He's always messing with numbers. Xaldin thought.

Xaldin sighed as he signed the paper allowing Demyx a license to use a Sitar. Now why

would he need that? He's been using it his whole life. And Larxene was getting a

gambling license. Is that what she does all day? Gamble with Luxord? He wondered. No

wonder she's got almost nothing in her room…He speared a piece of junk mail

(something about 50 off of all tuperware) and stuck it in the trash-can next to him. It

was hard work.

"Hey Xaldin." Xaldin nearly fell over in his seat when he saw Zexion standing there.

Zexion almost never came up to the library. He never came up to anywhere, for that

matter. "Umm…what's up?" Xaldin asked in an attempt to be 'laid back.' Zexion snorted.

"What have you been reading?" He asked smirking. "Nothing!" Xaldin retorted. "I don't

have time for reading because our idiot leader gives ME all of the paperwork!" He

complained.


Zexion couldn't help but laugh at Xaldin's misfortune…And then he saw the next piece of

paper in Xaldin's hands. "What's that?" Zexion asked, pointing. Xaldin promptly hid the

paper. "Nothing!" He said quickly. "I bet you'd show it to Namine if she was here."

Zexion jeered. Unlike Xigbar who ultimately despised Namine, Xaldin was practically

waiting hand and foot on her. She was basically his goddess icon. Xaldin turned red. "It's

none of your business!" Zexion suddenly pointed to something out the window. "Hey,

what's that?" "What's what?" As Xaldin turned around Zexion quickly snatched the piece

of paper out of his hands.

"Hey, give that back!" Xaldin whined. Zexion's face turned redder than Xaldins and he

had to drop the paper and cover his mouth to keep from laughing.

"Haha…you…ha…haha…bought a…hah…dress, hahaha…and a…deluxe Barbie doll

set?" Zexion started to laugh his head off. "Hahahahahaha! Wait till the others hear about

this. Hehe…" Xaldin turned even redder. "Sh-Shut-up!" He yelled. "Ha…you

know…you should hook up with…aha…Marluxia. You'd make a GREAT couple."

Xaldin summoned all of the lances by the desk, causing all of the paperwork to go flying.

"I'm going to KILL you, you little RAT!" Zexion immediately headed for the door, but

Xaldin used his wind powers to close the door. "What? Are you gonna kiss me?" Zexion

sneered. You may have gone too far Zex…


Suddenly realizing that he was actually in

danger, Zexion summoned his silver snake-sword. As Xaldin lunged forewards, Zexion

suddenly had a great idea. He quickly pulled out another one of his sugar candies and

tossed it into Xaldin's mouth.

Xaldin stopped just short of Zexion, his eyes getting very, VERY pink. "Um…Xaldin?"

"I love ponies and princesses. Don't you?" Xaldin began to giggle insanely. "Er, Xal-"

"I know! We'll throw a TEA PARTY!" He yelled at the top of his lungs. He took one of

the lances besides him and started to cut patterns out of the paperwork. Zexion decided it

was about time to get out, so he opened the door and ran as fast as he could.


Muahahah! Yesh, I did give Zex a weapon. If you don't know what a snake sword is, it's like a cross between a sword and a whip. (or for those of you who've played Soul Caliber II the weapon that Ivy uses.) Well...I've really got nothing else to say except for R&R please! Ciao.