SUGAR RUSH

A Kingdom Hearts Fanfic

Written by:Me A.K.A Leonshadow7

Yes, it is another one of the little stories I'm writing in which all of the Organization members are going to get sugar-high. Unless something completely cool or mortifying happens to me, I have nothing to say.


Chapter 4: Chilly Academics gone Wild!

Zexion stopped to take a breather. Running from a girlish Xaldin was tough work. You try it and

see how far you get! But at least he had managed to get out unscathed. He wasn't sure which

was better: normal Xaldin or Sugar-high Xaldin. They seemed awfully similar. Either way, the only

important thing was that he had gotten out; and now it was time to go and bug Vexen.

Vexen, as usual, was in his freezer-temperature lab. Jeez, how can this guy survive? You're

the author. Shouldn't you know? Authors don't know everything, ya know! "Hey! Can

we get back to the story now?" Zexion yelled at the screen. Oh, terribly sorry Zex.

Moving onwards!


AT VEXEN'S LABORATORY

"It's…ALIVE! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" Vexen yelled. "Finally…I have made the perfect icing

for the perfect cupcake!" He said triumphantly. "Boo…" Vexen jumped, sending the cupcake into

the air. He suddenly did a slow-motion jump, yelling: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! But he managed

to catch the cupcake in one piece. "My preciousssssss. Did he hurt you precious? Did the bad man

hurt you?" Vexen snuggled the cupcake affectionately. "Um…Vexen, I-" Vexen hissed at him and

retreated through a hole in the wall.

Why the hell does he have a hole in his lab?" Zexion wondered. Oh well…this is gonna be harder than

I thought it would be… Zexion cautiously stepped into the hole. It lead to another world. A world full of gay

rainbows, pastries growing out of flowers and horribly mutated animals. You heard me. Mutated animals. There

were fish hopping around on kangaroo feet and birds with dog heads. There were even cats with alligator tails.

Welcome to Vexen's demented and screwed-up world.

Zexion had a spas attack when a dog with an owl head jumped him. "GET OFF OF ME YOU

GODLESS FREAK OF NATURE!" He yelled. The owl-dog whimpered and hurried off. "Now, to

find that icy freak Vexen."


"He wants to know where the mad scientist is, how amusing!" The Cheshire cat appeared before Zexion.

"Finding is loosing. Loosing is finding. You may find that the answer is right in front of you!" He chimed. Zexion,

growing tired of this world and its inhabitants, picked up the Cheshire cat by its neck and pushed it against a tree.

He sighed. "Just tell me where Vexen is…" "Okay, Okay! Jeez. He's over there, behind THAT tree." The

Cheshire cat pointed. Zexion let him go and he disappeared quickly.

The Cheshire cat had been true to its words. Vexen was sitting there, still as a statue and holding the cupcake

tightly with both hands. "…Vexen?" Zexion asked slowly. "Hsssssssss! Go away!" Vexen hissed. "Vexen…

I have something better than that!" He pulled out you guessed it another one of the accursed sugar candies.

Vexen, still holding the cupcake, followed Zexion out of the hole and into the lab before catching it in his mouth like

a dog when Zexion threw it.

"Aiiiiiiii! It burns us! It BURNS us!" He yelled before becoming sugar-high like the others. "OMG! U n00b! I r liek

13373r then u! HAX!" yes, this is my horrible attempt at leet speech. I'll translate it at the end. Vexen then

did the unthinkable while yelling: ROFL. He ATE the cupcake! "Um…I think it's time to get out of here." Zexion said to

himself when Vexen knocked over a highly flammable liquid. And he did just that. He ran.


Terribly sorry that this one's shorter than the others. I just don't like Vexen, and I didn't have a good way to make my idea any longer than it is. Anyways, for those of us that can't read my horrible horrible leet speech, Here's the translation:

Oh My God! You newbie! I am, like, leeter than you! Cheater!

ROFL: Rolling On Floor Laughing. That's about it, so ciao.