SUGAR RUSH
A Kingdom Hearts Fanfic
Written by:Me A.K.A Leonshadow7
Ahaha. This should be a good one. Imaging what I could do! Organization XIII is copyright Square and disney. (I think)
Chapter 5: The Silence is Broken
"Who's next on the list? Aw shoot! It's Lexaeus…How am I gonna get him to open his mouth?"
Zexion wondered to himself. Gee Zex, Lexy's almost more depressing than you! He doesn't even
speak! "…Go. To. Hell…" Zexion muttered. Oh, I've already been there. They kicked me out.
Please, Leon, Get on with the story. No bugging the characters. But I control their fa-a-aate!
How am I supposed to NOT bug them? "It's called Shutting-Up. Ever heard of it?" Zexion said to
the screen sarcastically. Yes, yes I have. I'll demonstrate it. There was some quick typing a few seconds
later and Zexion's mouth disappeared. Zexion was obviously ticked, but he couldn't express it because he
couldn't speak. Ha! Take that Ienzo! Leon, give Zexion back his mouth and DON'T call him Ienzo.
That's just creepy. …Fine. There was some more quick typing and Zexion got his mouth back. "I oughta
kill you for that!" He said nonchalantly. True. But then you'd have no story. Zexion stopped to think for
a minute. "…Dangit! I'm gonna go find Lexaeus. Alright, we'll continue.
So Zexion went to the only place that he knew Lexaeus to ever be in.
MEANWHILE IN THE GYM
Lexaeus was doing some type of Yoga exercise in the Gym. Sweet jesus! I had NO idea that he
could bend like that! Shut-up. Zexion just stared at him for a minute, twitching. There was a big
stereo in the corner that was blaring 'the happy song' by Liam Lynch. (GASP) "Oh, no. Don't you even
dare!" He yelled, pointing at the screen. I AM REALLY SPECIAL 'CAUSE THERE'S ONLY
ONE OF ME! LOOK AT MY SMILE I'M SO DAMN HAPPY OTHER PEOPLE ARE
JEALOUS OF ME! "FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY! SHUT UP!"
Zexion screamed.
Of course, this screaming and random singing made Lexaeus loose his balance and fall over. Almost
breaking his neck. Almost. "See what you've done? Now I have to apologize!" Zexion yelled angrily.
Oh woe is me. Zexion was about to say something, but he thought better of it and went over to Lexaeus.
"Are you o-okay?" "…" "Do you need ice or something?" "…" "Are you going to say
anything?" "…" "He's fine!" "…"
Y'know, Zex. "No, I don't. Enlighten me with your words of wisdom." He said sarcastically. As I was saying
before I got interupted by a certain grey fuzzball... "I am NOT a grey fuzzball!" Zexion yelled. Well,
anyways. Isn't this usually the part where you shove the sugar candy down his throat and see what
happens? "Well...It SHOULD be...But a certain author (cough)Leon(cough) keeps making everything too short."
Zexion smirked. Yah, you're probably right Zex. But I don't have that much good material to go with.
I've got NOTHING!
Actually, since you keep talking to the characters, Leon, you do have something. All the time you talk
to them makes the chapter longer. Hey, you're right! We're at...516 words! "Whoop-dee-doo..." Zexion
said. Hey! You need to respect your elders Zexion! Zexion did something between a cough and a laugh. "Well,
technically, I'M the older one here." He said. ...Y'know what? Let's just continue with the story! "..." "Finally!"
Zexion cried.
Well, if I'm lucky, I'll manage to get this to be longer than Vexen's story. I thought you were going to
continue with the story... I am. I'm plotting aloud. "Plot aloud on your own time!" Zexion said. ...This IS
my own time. "..." "What he said!" Zexion said, pointing to Lexaeus.
"So...Lex...- Oh god, I can see the gayness coming! Let's just finish this thing... "Um...Lexaeus. Here."
Zexion put a sugar candy in Lexaeus' hand. Lexaeus looked at him questioningly. "...You eat it..." He said matter-
of-factly. If looks could kill, Lex would be dead. And for the first time in history...Lexaeus opened his mouth,
and ate the candy. NOOOOOO!
At first nothing happened. Then his eyes turned pink. But since they were already so small, they did something else.
They got BIGGER! And then IT happened. "Likeohmygod! Thiscandytastessogood! Wheredidyougetit?" Zexion
blinked. Lexaeus was talking. And he sounded like a chipmunk. "Onetwothreefour! I'm a barbie girl. In the barbie
world. Life in plastic. Is fantastic! You can brush my hair. Undress me anywhere!" My god! The images! They
BURNNNN! Zexion, RUN!
"That's the best idea you've had all day!" He yelled. Zexion then ran out of the Gym. The mental images would probably
scar him for the rest of his life.
I was originally going to have Larxene singing that, but I would forget about it by the time I got to her. Muahaha! I'm so EVIL! The sad thing is...I can actually see Lex singing that. Well, don't forget: R&R. ciao.
