SUGAR RUSH
A Kingdom Hearts Fanfic
Written by: Me A.K.A Leonshadow7
Aha, this one'll be a lot shorter than the other ones, but I had an idea that I just HAD to use. So read on!
Chapter 6: The Cloaked Schemer Forgets how to Scheme
Ahaha! You are SUCH a pansy. "Excuse me?" Zexion asked. "I believe YOU'RE the one that told me to
run miss Leon. He has a point you know. Don't patronize me Knoll. It's not like you ever do
anything about it. "Knoll has a point to ya know." Zexion pointed out. Hey, aren't we supposed to be
continuing the story? Yeah Zex, what gives? "Er…I've…forgotten how to scheme What! But you're
the cloaked SCHEMER! You can't FORGET how to scheme! "I can, I have, I need a pop-tart. Forget
that last sentence…"
So…what now? Aren't you supposed to go and bug the next Organization XIII member and
throw a sugar candy at them? That's what the story is about, is it not Zexion? "Well…yes. It is."
So then go and get the next person! "…I can't do that now. I'm faced with a dilemma." Oh? And what
'dilemma' is that, pray tell? "I'M the next person."
And your point is? "Jeez, Knoll. You're starting to sound like miss Leon up there. Hey! I don't see
what the problem is… "Do I have to spell it out for you? I don't want to get myself. None of the story
was about getting ME sugar hyper. It was about getting everyone ELSE sugar hyper." Um…Actually…
"…what are you trying to say?" Leon's trying to say that she actually WAS considering getting you
sugar hyped… "What!" It's true.
"Are you crazy? I CAN'T. GET. MYSELF!" Well…Technically you COULD get yourself. "But that
doesn't make sense!" I think I'm with Zexion on this one. "Thank you!" I'm just saying it's a
possibility. "A crazy possibility." But it IS a possibility. Wouldn't it make sense to skip yourself?
"It would…but I'm next on the list…" But you can just skip yourself… "So now what am I supposed to
do? We've wasted an entire chapter talking about it!" So? We'll just continue the series in the next
chapter. "But the viewers might get confused!"
Oh, so now YOU'RE the one concerned about the viewers. I hate to admit it…But Leon's right
on this one. In the first chapter you didn't care about the viewers…
FLASH-BACK!
"Hey!" Zexion bothered to look up at the screen. "I think I'M the main character
here; so I can keep a secret if I want to!" He shouted. But what about the viewers?
"Forget the viewers. They'll have to learn the hard way."
END FLASH-BACK
"I still don't care about the viewers!" Oh you do so! I can see it! Leon…there's nothing to see BUT
him. "Exactly!" I still think you care about the viewers now. I think that at first it was because
you weren't used to all of the attention because people hardly ever see you. But now that
you've warmed up to it, I think you're enjoying it, and you want the viewers to be able to
understand EVERYTHING that's going on. "I think we need to just end this right now…"
See? That was really fun to type! Please R&R. And remember, every time you review, a gay rainbow becomes very happy! Ciao.
