SUGAR RUSH
A Kingdom Hearts Fanfic
Written by: Me A.K.A Leonshadow7
Chapter 10: Gambling your fate?
Okay, wow. I meant to update this sooner (and god this is such a lame title. does anyone have a better suggestion? no? Okay.) but school and other unimportant things always get me sidetracked from doing my stories. Knoll: You just mean Legend of Zelda, right? Me: Silence mortal! Eheh…what can I say? Legend of Zelda makes my world go round. anyways, since you're not here to listen to me ramble about how awesome LoZ is (or are you? muahaha!) I'm going to continue with the story.
I think you may have broken the DDR machine when you made Demyx turn on all the water and radios in Castle Oblivion.
"Thank you miss states the obvious…" Zexion muttered. It's not my fault that people in this thing keep doing crazy things!
"Uh…yes…it is. You're the one who wrote this stupid story if I remember correctly. And I'm fairly sure that I remember correctly.
Knoll?" Zexion looked back at the author's light. You remember correctly. Hey! Who's side are you on? The smart one.
HEEEY!!! I'm smart! Zexion tried not to laugh. Grrr…hey, wait a minute. How come you're not going after anyone right now?
"Well I…uh…that's the first good question you've asked this whole time. I dunno." Hehe… "What?" He asked in a slightly aggravated
tone. Hey, Scooby, use your super-sniffer to find Luxord. "I. am not. a dog." Zexion said slowly. But you can SMELL people
that are like…10 stories away from you! Seriously, if you were an animal, you'd be a dog. "I hate you so much." Aww…I love
you too Zex.
"Okay, we're going to find Luxord. And I am most definitely not using my nose to find him." Even though my nose is already telling
me that he's in his room on the fourth floor. I can read your thoughts, remember? Damn! Maybe it'd be better for your sake,
Zexion, if you tried to not think about stuff. "Well…It's kinda hard to be a schemer if you're not thinking. Unless you're a stupid
wanna-be." Zexion explained. Oh, okay. It's your sanity on the line. "Knoll…if I was really worried about sanity, do you think I
would've agreed to do this?" He asked. …Acknowledged.
Hey, Zex? If you know where he is, why are you going away from the stairs? "Because. There's an elevator right over here." He
pointed to the metallic doors and pushed a button to open it. Gah. I hate elevators. "Really? Of all the abnormal fears in the world, I
didn't think you'd be afraid of elevators. They're a modern convenience!" It's…complicated. Two words: Disney world.
"Ooooh…that makes sense now!" Hate! Hate you both!
Hey, what's that sound? "Sound?" Zexion asked when we reached the fourth floor. It's coming from that door over there. Zexion
frowned, staring at the seemingly endless row of doors on both sides."Which door? There's like, thousands." Uh…5th one on the left,
I think. "Oh, that one! That's Luxord's room. That's where we're headed. What do you hear?" Uh, gambling, cards, rupees,
triforce… "Wait…what were the last two things you said?" Rupees and Triforce? Oh dear god, they're gambling Legend of
Zelda items. Betcha they have heart pieces too. "This could be interesting. Let's just wait by the door for now." Zexion smirked
mischievously.
"I uh…didn't think that anyone else in the castle liked Legend of Zelda." Larxene said. "Yeah, me neither. And now I have someone to
gamble rupees with." Luxord replied. "Yes." "Indeed" "Quite." "Are we gonna continue?" Larxene asked. "Oh, yeah. I bet…my fate!"
"You're fate? How can you bet your fate?" "If I lose this hand I'll dress up as link and run through the castle shouting about saving
princess Zelda and the future of Hyrule." Hehe…this is, kindof fun. "Shut up! I can't hear what they're saying!" Zexion whispered.
"Whooo! I win! Go put your costume on pretty boy!" A few seconds later Zexion barely had time to make it look like he hadn't just
been spying on them. Larxene walked out in the opposite direction with tons of LoZ items with her.
When it was all clear, Zexion ducked into Luxord's room. "AAH! What are you doing in here?!" Luxord asked furiously. "Uh, I
figured when Larxene walked out of here with practically half of your room that I would come in and give you something to relieve
your stress." Zexion explained, holding out another one of his sugar spheres. "Oh, gee, that's…thoughtful of you." Luxord took the
sphere and casually swallowed it. The reaction was nearly spontaneous.
"Hyrule is in danger!" Luxord exclaimed, taking out a replica Master Sword and running out into the halls. "PRINCESS ZELDA!!!!
I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU!!!!!!" He shouted down the hall before sprinting away. Many screams of innocent bystanders could
later be heard along with the undignified accusations of Larxene who was currently trying to kill him. Well…I think that went over
good. For the most part. "Yeah."
Well peeps. I think that went well too. But don't hesitate to tell me what you thought. Gee this is getting pretty close to the end now, isn't it? Maybe I'll update sooner, maybe I wont. I fell and hit the back of my head on some cement stairs, so now my mom's got me worried that I'm going to get a blood clot and die. If you don't hear from me for years, just assume I'm dead. On a happier note, Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess kicks ass and I'm almost at the end! Huzza!
