SUGAR RUSH
A Kingdom Hearts Fanfic
Written by: Me A.K.A Leonshadow7
Ah! Someone tell me how long I've been gone? Forever? hides behind couch please don't hurt me peeps! I've been very very busy!! (orighoshots people, I'm sorry for the ultra-late update if you're still waiting for me) Eh, I'm still being kinda mean in a way though, since this isn't a normal update anyhow. spoilers if you didn't already know about Zexion's weapon!
Chapter 11x Detour
Okaaaaay…Ignoring the fact that Larxene can now be officially classified as a mental patient… Next is Marluxia, right?
Zexion cursed under his breath Something up, Zex? Zexion looked up at the screen with an obviously spiteful look on his face and
simply said… "I. Hate. Marluxia." The problem being…? "I hate him. H-A-T-E. Loathe. Detest. Despise. Abhor. Cannot- We get it.
Then shouldn't you be relishing the fact that you get to hurt him? "You don't seem to understand the situation here, Knoll."
Zexion said. "I wouldn't touch him with a 10-no, 100 foot stainless steel pole wrapped in plastic and washed 5 times over with Lysol and
other name-brand disinfectant soaps." He finished. That's…descriptive. "I know." Then why don't you take a detour and wind down before having to confront him?
"A…detour?" He asked, puzzled. Don't you know about detours? "Yeah, it means to take a different route to the same area." He
stated matter-of-factly. Not in her book. "Pardon?" Detours, controlling stress by going and doing something to keep your mind
off of oncoming problems in order to allow you to deal with it in a calm manner when faced with said problems. "I'm surprised
that you're capable of intelligent thought." Zexion smirked. Can't you be nice for once? "If I was nice then I wouldn't be me, now
would I?" He asked. Sigh "But…what do you think I could do for a detour? I mean, all I really do is sit around wishing ill will to
every living thing…" How about training? Yeah, maybe doing a little training with your weapon would help you to relieve
stress. "Err…well…" Come to think of it, I don't think anyone even knows what your weapon is. "Um…that's-" I think you're
right about that, Leon. Hey Zex, what's your weapon anyhow? "I…uh…that is…um…" You DO have a weapon, right. "Of
course I do!" He said in a flustered tone. Can I see it? "You…uh…really want to?" Do you have to ask that question, Zexion?
"…There's no deterring you is there?" He asked in a downcast manner. No. sigh "Well…you were bound to find out sooner or later.
If not by me then by that thing you call 'internet.' Follow me…"
Alright! To the hotel suite—I mean, Zexion's Room! "Oh, bite me!" Zexion growled. What's gotten into you? "Nothing. I'm
FINE." Zexion said gloomily. …No you're not. Zexion growled again. And so, Zexion, accompanied by us, headed back to his
extremely awesome room where he walked over to (what looked like) a randomly placed bookshelf. There were many books on the
bookshelf, but one in particular had an entire row to itself. Zexion gave one last regretful sigh to the world before picking up the lone
book.
Neat book, is it used for an ultra-awesome summoning spell to call your weapon? "You don't seem to understand…this IS my
weapon." shock and dismay whaaaat?! I agree with Leon. "Squeenix is cheap…" True that! But look on the bright side! It's a
nice book…AHAHA! Who am I kidding?! That's Hilarious! You got a BOOK! A BOOK!!! "If you were here right now I'd cut
your throat with the pages." Aww you're so sweet. "You're about a cheap as squeenix! You used this as an excuse not to do the next
part!" Um… Zexion is right. You are…kinda cheap. Ah! You're SIDING with him?! But you're my muse! Yeah, by FORCE.
Well…Zex is the one that said he hated Marluxia! "I refuse to be a part of this argument." He stated flatly. But...ah forget it! I'll
write the next part sooner peeps! I promise!
Ah, I just had to make fun of poor Zex about his weapon. (I found out a couple of days ago that his weapon was a book and so I was compeled to write this. (XD) well...anyways, I'll try to get the next update up sooner, I promise again! Nothing else to report so,
Ciaozies!
