Yes, a threesome, just as I promised. For non-Yuki-fans, isokay, just read to the end. I promise I don't bite (shifty eyes).
Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket, any of the characters, or anything to do with it. Not at all. I'm just another scary fangirl.
CHAPTER FIVE
A/N: Underage drinking in access is very, very dangerous! Grr… (scary intimidating face)
"I'm bored," Kyo whined, slamming down the book he had been reading. Haru looked up from where he was sitting at the opposite side of the couch, a lusty glint in his eyes. (It's kind of creepy to imagine placid white Haru with lusty glint… but that's okay)
"Not that bored," Kyo growled, still sore from yesterday. (It had been quite amusing for Haru to watch his kitten limp down that hallway that day at school, trying to blame his limp on yet another fight with Yuki when Tohru had asked.) It was raining outside, putting Kyo in a very bad mood. No matter what Haru tried to do, he found he couldn't get Kyo very playful.
"Fine," Haru sighed," sliding off of the couch. He wasn't black, so he wasn't about to put up a fight, though he did remember something about Kyo saying he would do anything Haru asked him just the other day…
"Where are you going?" Kyo snapped, not really knowing why he cared at all where Haru got himself lost in the house. Haru just shrugged and strolled out of the living room, hands in his pockets. Kyo couldn't help watching Haru's ass in the pants he had lent the younger teen, and felt a slight twinge of remorse that he couldn't let Haru strut about the house in nothing but his assless leather chaps, the one piece of clothing Haru had brought with him that wasn't dirty.
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"Hey, Yuki," Haru greeted, resting his elbows on the table where his other cousin was doing homework.
"Oh, hello, Haru," Yuki smiled. He couldn't help but feel jealous of the baka neko for jumping on the opportunity that was their attractive younger cousin… literally.
"So, Shigure isn't home?" Haru asked, looking around the kitchen hopefully.
"Shigure? No, he's at Ayame's," Yuki said. (Cut to image of Ayame screaming Shigure's name underneath of the perverted dog.) "Why?"
"No reason," Haru said, shrugging. He began rifling through the cupboards, shifting bottles and boxes around in the drawers. Yuki rolled his eyes and went back to his homework. He was so involved with his work, in fact, that he didn't even notice Haru leave the kitchen five minutes late, loaded down with suspicious looking bottles which cannot be identified at the current moment because the author prefers to leave an air of mystery in her stories.
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"Hey, Kyo, I found something fun to do," Haru smiled, dropping the bottles onto the couch.
"What?" Kyo grumbled. He looked up to Haru and noticed the many bottles, sparkling mischievously at him. He brought himself up on the couch to get a better look, and his jaw dropped when he realized that every last bottle was full of pure, hard liquor.
"Holy crap, where did you get all this from!" Kyo screamed, picking up a bottle of Captain Morgan's. (Do they have Captain Morgan's in Japan? Er…)
"It's Shigure's stash," Haru said, his smile widening. Haru was beginning to show so much emotion, Kyo worried he had turned black.
"How did you find it?" Kyo asked shakily.
"It wasn't hard," Haru said. "He might as well have labeled the cupboard 'Special Happy Beverages'. Not that you or Yuki would have found it, anyway."
"What are you going to do with it?" Kyo asked, getting more nervous. He didn't want to admit it, but he'd never had more alcohol in his system than a little Sake at New Year's and he didn't want to look like a lightweight in front of his younger lover.
Haru just stared blankly at Kyo, annoyed with all the questions, before he finally said, very seriously, "I was thinking about using it as lube. Which do you want to try first?"
Kyo glared at Haru, then yelled, "DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID? AND WHAT ABOUT SHIGURE! DON'T YOU THINK HE'LL NOTICE ONE OF HIS MOST PRIZED POSESSIONS HAS GONE MISSING!"
"Maybe…" Haru said slowly. "I was just trying to make you happy. Did you think of that?"
"Um... Haru, calm down, I didn't mean…" Kyo began to explain, backing away from Black Haru, who was currently sporting a very angry look in his eyes. (Wow, Haru goes black a lot around Kyo. Maybe their relationship is unhealthy?... nah)
But before Kyo knew what was going on, Haru had launched at the cat, landing on top of him. Of course, considering Kyo's unstable position on the couch, the two toppled to the floor with a graceful thud.
"Could you two possibly manage to be quiet for ten minutes? Some of us have work to…" Yuki began to reprimand the two teens, until he walked in on the two in a very compromising position. Kyo was on all fours, his ass raised in the air and pressed against Haru, who was sitting on top of him.
"Oh… my…" Yuki gasped, his hand flying to his increasing erection.
Haru whipped his head around to stare at his flustered cousin behind him. "Wanna join?" he smirked. Yuki just glared at him, unsure if he could contain a moan of longing if he were to respond. It had been so hard (again, literally) for Yuki these few days as he continued to walk in on Kyo and Haru doing incredibly hot and kinky things together, continually touching and kissing each other. Yuki could only dream about joining in on their fun. Unless…
"So… do you want to play a game?" Yuki asked once he regained control over himself, a plot forming in his mind. He gestured towards the many bottles of booze that had been abandoned on the couch.
"What sort of game?" Kyo asked, still supporting his boyfriend's weight.
"How about I've Never?" Yuki asked innocently enough.
"I don't know…" Kyo sighed.
"Do it, bitch!" Haru snapped, still black. He slipped his hand under Kyo's baggy shirt and began playing with his nipples, rubbing his fingertips lightly over them and then pinching and twisting them.
"Haru, stop," Kyo whispered sharply, somewhat blushing.
'Kyo's so cute when he blushes,' Yuki thought to himself.
"It's your own fault," Haru smiled, continued to deliver his nipple service. "How many times do I tell you people won't be able to harass your precious nipples if you wear spandex shirts." Kyo began to glare, but he couldn't turn his head around to stare at his boyfriend, so he found himself scowling at the floor.
Yuki began coughing and sputtering. Haru and Kyo took it as a sign that he was ready to start playing, but it was really because Yuki got a sudden extremely hot image in his mind of Kyo wearing a tiny spandex shirt, his slim waist accentuated by the way the shirt clung to his every tone muscle.
"Hey, Yuki, are you gonna play, or do you want to wipe the drool off your chin first?" Kyo asked, perching himself atop the couch.
"What? Oh… right," Yuki said absently, sitting on the floor across from the couch. Haru grabbed a bottle of Cytrynowka Lemon Vodka (it really exists… hehe) and placed it between the three on the floor.
"I'll start," Haru smiled. "I've never… enjoyed bottoming." He looked up and smirked at Kyo, who was aghast that he would have to take the first sip. With shaky hands, he reached for the vodka bottle and tenderly brought it to his lips. He looked at the yellow liquid with one eye closed, then took a sharp inhale of the scent. He began coughing. The lemony fresh scent was highly overpowered by the smell of the strong liquor.
"We're not here to watch you woo the vodka," Yuki snapped, eager for Kyo to get drunk out of his mind.
'All right, this is it,' Kyo sighed inwardly. In one quick movement, he tilted the bottle upward and felt the pungent liquor slide down his throat. He placed the bottle on the floor with a trembling hand, coughing and wiping his mouth on the back of his other hand.
"That's the foulest thing I've ever tasted," Kyo shuddered.
"Funny, that's what you said the first time you gave me a blowjob," Haru smirked.
"Haru!" Kyo snapped, fuming. He wasn't sure how long he could play this game, not just because he was afraid of dying from alcohol poisoning, but also because he was afraid of dying from embarrassment.
"Your turn, Kyo," Yuki pointed out.
"Okay," Kyo sighed, thinking. Finally, he said, "I've never bound someone with handcuffs." Haru proudly reached for the bottle and took a big swig.
'Damn, he's used to drinking,' Yuki thought angrily when he noticed how little the strong liquor had phased Haru. Then, he said, "I've never had sex at school," when he remembered the little incident on Valentine's Day, when he had first found out about Kyo and Haru. Better to kill two birds with one stone had always been Yuki's policy. That, and your hot cousins will be more willing to fuck you when drunk.
Haru took his sip and, yet again, looked the same Haru as always.
"Here, kitten, I'll share the burden of your sip with you," Haru smiled innocently enough. He took another gulp of the vodka and then turned to Kyo, placing his hand on Kyo's chin and slowly lowering his chin, parting Kyo's lips, then gently crushing their lips together. From where Yuki sat, he could see some orange fluids dripping down their faces, and knew that they must be Frenching.
As Haru kissed Kyo, the cold vodka swished in between their mouths, pushed around by Haru's tongue. Once Haru had gotten most of the booze into Kyo's mouth, he slowly removed his tongue and closed Kyo's mouth.
"Swallow," Haru smiled, his breath brushing against Kyo's lips. Yuki had a sudden strange desire for his dick to be the vodka bottle, for his cum to be the fluid moving in between his cousins' mouths.
Kyo looked slightly flustered after the vodka kiss, which he found bizarrely erotic in the whole bad-meets-gentle aspect of it. It was the whole reason he had found himself first attracted to Haru, because Black Haru was so bad and White Haru was so tender.
"Well… I… uh… Haru," Kyo sputtered. "Your turn."
Haru smirked, happy with the effect he had on Kyo, all the while completely oblivious to the effect he had had upon Yuki.
After a while, Haru decided he needed to know something for certain. "I've never thought about kissing Tohru," he said. Yuki resentfully took his first sip of the game, worried that he would be risking getting drunk and saying something he would prefer Haru and Kyo did not know while sober. Kyo thought for a moment, and, deciding it was best to be honest, reached for the bottle and slowly brought his lips to the opening and took a small sip.
"WHAT?" Haru exclaimed as Kyo took his sip.
"It was… just once… when… and I hadn't seen you in a really long time and…" Kyo said, wishing he could go back in time and not do the right thing. Damn you Tohru and your shitty advice.
"It better had just been once," Haru glared, his eyes glowing.
"MY TURN!" Kyo exclaimed loudly just as Haru was about to attack him for the second time that day. "I've never… er… jerked off in the senior bathroom?" he said, at a loss for something to say in his hopes to prevent a fatal collision with Black Haru.
Yuki took a dainty sip, because he was Yuki and Yuki does things daintily. Also, because he didn't want to get drunk. Then, Haru reached for the bottle after him.
"Haru, you're only a freshman!" Kyo gasped, because he always followed the rules and using the senior bathroom, especially as a freshman, was wrong. That, or Kyo was deeply impressed at Haru's audacity to infiltrate an upperclassmen-only area and mark it with his seed.
Haru shrugged, saying, "It was the day you got caught in the rain. And your shirt was all see-through and your pants were all tight and… ung…" Haru began moaning, smiling at the thought.
"Haru!" Kyo yelled playfully. Yuki knew that Kyo was already getting tipsy, because sober Kyo does not do things playfully. Drunk Kyo was slightly disturbing to Yuki.
"Oh, right…" Haru sighed. In a mock whisper, he added, "Because Yuki's innocent and doesn't know that we do the dirty deed in bed yet." Kyo just rolled his eyes and turned to Yuki, waiting for him take his turn.
"I've never started a fire in the kitchen before," Yuki said, realizing how often Kyo and Haru had had sex in the past few days.
"HAHAHA! Remember that, Har? Because you were so-o-o-o caught up after I had just topped you that you didn't even realize the kitchen was burning down right under your nose! You liked it, admit it!" Kyo giggled after taking his sip. (Kyo giggling… scary)
"Shut up," Haru snapped as he reached for the bottle. "I'm thinking I like you better sober."
"Aw, you're no fun!" Kyo pouted, trying to stand up and collapsing in Haru's lap, which made Kyo laugh even harder. Haru looked caught between annoyed with Kyo's drunken ditzyness and horny over the newfound bishounen in his lap. Yuki, meanwhile, was thoroughly disappointed that Kyo had not fallen in his lap and was frustrated to see that Haru was still as sober as the couch he was sitting on.
"I've never…" Haru began to say, starting his turn.
"You've never fucked a drunken Kyo," Kyo whispered against Haru's crotch, which was right in his face. Haru could feel his dick stiffening, and began pondering the prospect of all the incredibly hot and kinky things that Kyo, while drunk, would allow Haru to do to him.
"Yes, Ha-haru?" Yuki asked, shifting around to hide his uncomfortably stiff erection.
Haru sighed, mad that Yuki had pulled him out of his wonderfully erotic fantasies. "I've never…"
"Ow, Haru, your lap is getting hard," Kyo whined, shifting his head around to find a more comfortable space, which only served to make Haru's "lap" even harder.
"Will you shut it!" Haru yelled angrily, though he couldn't be too angry at the adorable cat who was practically serving himself to Haru on a dinner plate at the moment. "I'm trying to take my turn!"
"No, you're trying to get me to shift my head just right so that if you unbutton your pants I can give you a blowjob without Yuki noticing," Kyo pointed out blatantly. "You just want it to seem like you're trying to take your turn."
Haru slapped his forehead (does Haru slap his forehead? Oh well… he does now) while Yuki went wide eyed in astonishment.
'How has all this incredibly hot and kinky mansex been going on right under my nose and I haven't even noticed it?' Yuki wondered in astonishment. (Maybe that's why you haven't been participating in any incredibly hot and kinky mansex, Yuki-kun. gasp)
"Well… er… Haru, it's your turn," Yuki said uncomfortably.
"Yes, I've noticed," Haru said, glaring at Yuki. Then, really quickly so as not to be interrupted once again by Kyo, he said, "I've-never-masturbated-to…"
Suddenly he was at a loss for words (considering Haru's probably masturbated to every living soul on the planet… besides Tohru), so he said, "Haru?"
'Maybe he is getting drunker,' Yuki thought hopefully as he absentmindedly reached for the vodka.
And all eyes were on him as he frantically searched for an excuse, which he had trouble finding in his drunken state. He was even considering the prospect that he had meant he had masturbated to the thought of himself, which would be the truth (because Yuki's an arrogant prick… hehe jus kidding… hides from scary Yuki fangirls).
"Yu… yuki?" Haru asked, shocked.
"It was just once," Yuk muttered, looking away. But he felt a hand gently push his cheek, forcing Yuki to look at the gorgeous ox. Yuki was shocked to see that Haru was smiling… or maybe he was smirking, but either way, his face was slowly moving forward to Haru's and their lips met. Haru pushed his tongue into Yuki's mouth and began running it in circles over Yuki's pale tongue. Yuki felt Haru's hands travel up the back of his shirt and run over his shoulder blades and ribs before moving to the front, where he began pinching and running circles over Yuki's nipples (gee, Haru really has a nipple fetish…).
"Nng…" Kyo muttered, staring longingly at his two cousins. Haru reached behind him and grabbed Kyo by his tie, inviting him to join their (for lack of a better word) party. Yuki removed his mouth from Haru and, as if pulled by a magnetic force, instantly joined with Kyo's lips while Haru nibbled on Yuki's ear, sucking and biting the lobe.
Kyo's kiss was surprisingly gentle and tender when compared with his lover's rough and eager kiss, though he wasn't as submissive as Yuki had expected. Yuki's mouth was filled with yet another tongue, this time Kyo's, momentarily, before Yuki pushed his tongue back, forcing himself into Kyo's mouth, exploring the new territory as if exploring a foreign cave.
Haru abandoned Yuki's ear and moved to Kyo, wrapping his arms around Kyo's waist underneath of his shirt and pulling the cat onto his lap. Yuki followed Kyo, crawling on his hands and knees to prevent the kiss from breaking. As Kyo continued to kiss Yuki, he began grinding his ass into Haru's erection, bouncing on his lap and moving his hips in slow circles. Haru moved one hand down from Kyo's waist and slid it down his pants, finding the neko's already stiff penis and slowly moving his hand up and down the shaft. He began to knead the throbbing pink head, and Kyo let out a gasp into Yuki's mouth.
Yuki smiled and removed his mouth from Kyo's, although reluctantly considering he was making up for all those times Kyo had yelled at Yuki and Yuki had just wanted to plug up the cat's mouth with his tongue. Yuki quickly pulled down Kyo's pants and boxers, then took Kyo's erection from Haru. He slowly slid his mouth onto it, unsure if this was what his lovable cousin wanted or what his crazy drunk cousin thought sounded amusing.
As if he had read Yuki's mind, Kyo placed his hand on the back of Yuki's pale neck, placing a gentle amount of pressure on him, urging him forward. Yuki moved his head down, gently massaging the underside of Kyo's penis with his tongue as he slowly moved down towards the balls. It wasn't the first time Yuki had deep-throated somebody before, but it had been awhile since Yuki had been on the giving-end, so he found his throat tight around Kyo's erection. He took a few deep gulps, allowing his head to move all the way down to Kyo's balls. He then slowly pulled his head nearly all the way off of Kyo, his throat grateful for the newfound breathing room. Yuki gently breathed on Kyo's head, the sudden cold air making Kyo twitch, his naked ass giving Haru even more pleasure.
Haru was sure he had to do something to release himself, so he gently slid out from under Kyo and walked over to Yuki, whose ass was raised high in the air as he sucked Kyo.
Haru first undid his pants, and then Yuki's, but before he could slather lube onto his fingers and dick, Yuki removed his face from Kyo and looked at Haru.
"What about the condom?" Yuki asked, worried.
"Well, I'm pretty sure Kyo's never fucked or been fucked by anyone but me, so as far as I know, we're both safe," Haru shrugged, coating himself with lube.
"Haru!" Kyo glared, his intended yell coming out in more of a gasp.
"It's true," Haru shrugged. Yuki returned to Kyo's dick as Haru placed one finger at Yuki's untouched ass. "Besides, it's not like I'm gonna get you…" Haru said, shoving his finger up, "…pregnant."
Haru then stuck in the second finger, moving them around to open up the entrance and causing Yuki to squeal around Yuki's penis, but Haru persisted, carefully inserting the third finger. Haru then removed his fingers and got to his knees, placing the tip of his erection at Yuki's entrance and holding Yuki's hips firmly with his strong hands. Gently, he moved into Yuki.
"Aaah! Haru!" Yuki cried, arching his back and dropping Kyo's erection.
"It'll feel better soon," Kyo said reassuringly, holding Yuki's face gently in his hands. Yuki nodded, tears flooding his eyes, and continued face fucking Kyo.
Haru slowly pulled out from Yuki, but pushed in faster this time, ramming against Yuki's prostate. Yuki closed his eyes, seeing colors, and moaned with delight. The vibrations caused Kyo to start moaning, and Haru smirked at the big moaning fest he had started, continuing to ram into Yuki.
"Mm… Yuki, I'm gonna…" Kyo began to mutter wearily, unsure whether Yuki wanted a face full of his cousin's cum. Yuki began bobbing his head faster and harder, leaving gentle bite marks all over Kyo's penis, until Kyo had shot his come into the rat's mouth. Kyo sat up and kissed the cum off of Yuki's face that had leaked out of his mouth, reaching his arm over Yuki's erection and pumping it fiercely.
Yuki was next to orgasm with a loud scream of delight, and collapsed onto Kyo beneath of him while Haru continued pushing into Yuki until his seed exploded deep inside the boy, joining the heap that was composed of the sweaty, pantless bodies of his cousins.
"We should do this more often," Kyo mumbled, wrapping his arms lazily around Yuki's neck.
"Hey, Yuki?" Haru asked against Yuki's back.
"Yeah?" Yuki responded dreamily.
"Could you stop drooling? It's freaking me out," Haru grumbled.
"What?" Yuki stammered, blinking. It was then that he realized he had been ogling over Haru and Kyo for the past three minutes. In fact, he had only gotten so far as to suggest a drinking game when his mind slipped into an alternate reality that involved sexy threesomes with two of his hottest cousins.
"What about a drinking game?" Kyo asked from underneath of Haru.
"NOOOOOO!" Yuki cried, running from the living room and upstairs to his bedroom, where he could relieve himself in private.
"What was that all about?" Kyo asked curiously, rolling over so that his back was on the ground and Haru had fallen into his lap.
"Beats me, kitten," Haru shrugged, leaning over and planting a possessive kiss on Kyo's lips. The kiss soon leaned on the edge of passion, Haru cleaning out Kyo's teeth, tongue, and lips with his own tongue. Kyo brought his knees up, allowing Haru to lie in between his legs, and began pressing their erections together, clinging onto Haru's back for support. Haru slid up and down Kyo as he continued to kiss him, moaning into his lover's mouth.
"Oh, my!" a familiar positively delighted voice reached the cousins' ears. Haru removed his mouth from Kyo's, a string of spit still connecting them, and turned his head slowly, cringing upon seeing a tall man with long white hair beaming down at them.
"Aya, what are you…" Shigure asked, walking up behind the snake and seeing the horny couple on the floor. "Oh, I see you've found out about Haru and Kyo."
"Indeed!" Ayame said, nearly passing out with delight.
"It's not that wonderful," Shigure pouted.
"No, no, our love is far more beautiful and glorious than any relationship in the world!" Ayame beamed exaggeratedly, throwing his arms dramatically around Shigure.
"Will you shut up!" Kyo screamed, trying and failing to get out from underneath of Haru.
"There, there, I know you've had your eyes on me for some time, but you mustn't be jealous, my dear kitty," Ayame said in an effort to be soothing to Kyo, which only made Kyo angrier and more freaked out.
"Shut up! I wouldn't kiss you if my life depended on it!" Kyo yelled, again trying to escape Haru's grip so that he could run away from the creepy rapist snake.
"Come, Aya, you've traumatized Kyo enough for one day," Shigure said, heading for the kitchen.
"Ah, young love, if only my Yuki would be able to share in their joy," Ayame swooned, clutching his heart for dramatic effect.
Ayame and Shigure began to head for the kitchen, when they noticed….
THE BOOZE!
"Kyo… where did you find my vodka?" Shigure asked warily, picking up the many liquor bottles from the couch.
"IT WASN'T ME!" Kyo wailed frantically.
"Aya, come, we must teach this pitiful excuse for a human how to properly sneak booze from his guardian," Shigure said, shaking his head dismally.
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Eh… hope it wasn't too disappointing, this was my first threesome. Mmkay… please review! (bats eyes flirtatiously) (passes out miniature Harus and Kyos going at it)
