The deathgod smiled and said 'Naruto, I would like to introduce Arashi Kazama and Malina Uchiha, your mom and dad.'
Naruto fainted. When he woke up all 5 of them were in a small house in the middle of the woods. When Sarah saw that he was awake she ran to the other room to get everyone. When they came into the room he was the deathgod said 'well Naruto, I have to leave for now but I will be back in 1 year. Your parents and Sarah are all going to get to know each other. Your parents are going to traing you as well and I want you to practice everything you learned. Make it your own style and enjoy the time I am giving you. Also Naruto, when you tell everyone about kyuubi being removed tell them that i took her to demon world and you dont know what happen to her. ok, bye.' After that he was gone in a flash. Naruto looked at everyone and said 'Hello, mom,dad, sarah.'
Naruto mom and dad both dove for him and hugged him as tight as they could. After the emotinal rollercoaster ended they started asking questions about life training, family and getting to know each other better.
Over the next year Arashi taught Naruto Rasengan, Kage bunshin and Flying Thunder God. Malina taught him how to use his new sharigan as best as she could and taught him Kawami, henge, and bunshin, Katon-pheonix fireball justu and a few other Katon jutsu. He could not do it before he used his eyes but afterwards it was simple. Naruto and Sarah became close friends and even kissed once when Naruto almost drowned and Sarah started mouth to mouth. They both were suprised when he yawned before opening his eyes and his tongue touched hers. Sadly all good things had to come to an end and it was time for Naruto to go back.
The deathgod appeared in front of Naruto and took him back to Konaha leaving the other three there. When Naruto blinked away the stars from the flash he was standing in the Hokage office agian with the deathgod right beside him. Naruto was dressed in all black with his sword on his side. Black combat boots. Black ninja pants and a shortsleace black shirt with the spiral on the back with the Kanji for Death on his back. After Kyuubi was removed the whisker marks were gone but he still had highten sences.
When the Hokage saw Naruto and the deathgod he got a lump in his throught that made it hard to talk. After calming down and looking at the clock he said 'Naruto, glad to see you are back. Sorry to have to do this but take this note and get to the accademy as fast as you can. You only have 30 minutes to get there or you will fail.'
The deathgod said 'Naruto only go by your first name and if anyone ask for a last name say it is forbidden for you to say at this time.'
With that Naruto took the note and ran out the window jumping rooftop to rooftop. Once Naruto was gone the third sighed and said 'How was his training and is the Kyuubi really gone from him.'
The deathgod said 'yes she is no longer in him and all of his teachers are all pleased with his training including his new bloodline. He calls in Pheonix eye. Its the Mangekyou Sharingan upgraded without having to kill your best friend but keep that to yourself or else. Also I want to tell you what suprise Naruto will get after he passes the team test but dont tell anyone. Its...'
Naruto made it to the accademy with 10 minutes to spare. After finding out what room it was in he walked into the class just before the bell rang. The two teachers saw him and one teacher with a cut on his face asked 'Can I help you'
Naruto handed him the note and the teacher read it and said 'ok just sit anywhere until we call your name...'
'Naruto'
The teacher blink and said 'whats your last name'
Naruto smiled and said 'It is forbidden right now to tell you my last name, sorry just call me naruto.'
The other teacher looked at him and after a few minutes got a look on his face like he was ready to kill. The testing went pretty easy and after everyone finished it came Narutos turn. After doing ,bunshin, kawami, and henge he past. One teacher stormed out of class after that and went outside.
When Naruto walked out after all the other students the teacher that stormed out of class looked at him with a maniacal smile and screamed 'Uzimaki Naruto' before charging at him with a Kunia ready to kill him. Naruto saw him coming and waited until he was about 4 feet away from him before pulling his katana out and performing Quadraslam, cutting both of his arms, and both of his legs in the blink of an eye. Naruto then flicked the blood off his blade before walking past the stunned crowd and heading to the Hokage tower.
When Naruto made it back to the tower he walked right past the secretary and knocked on the door. The two ABNU at the door had fallen to a simple genjustu thanks to Pheonix eye and they never saw him. After the Hokage let him come in he told the Hokage about what happened the Hokage had ABNU go and arrest the teacher. He then summoned a silver hair ninja with his forhead protector over one eye and a mask over half of his face.
'Kakashi, I want you to take Naruto here to the Kazama estates and leave him there.' said the third
Kakashi was stunned for a moment before saying 'Sir, I dont mean to question you but I was under the impression no one was allowed at sensies house.'
The third said 'Kakashi, dont question what I told you to do, just do it now.' Kakashi bowed and took Naruto to the Kazama estates without saying a word. Every few moments he would shoot a death glare at Naruto until they finally got there. He waited until Naruto got inside before leaving to get drunk. Naruto created some Kagebunshins to map out the place and settle in for the day after finding some Meals Ready to Eat. He would have to live off of them till he got some money to buy some food.
The next day was pretty borring. Naruto was on team 7 with sakura and sasuke. After finding out sasuke was an uchiha like his mom he tried to make friends but after sasuke called him a weak idiot that should bow to the uchiha clan he told sasuke to go suck a lemon which earned him a ear ache from sakura. Naruto blocked the punch she tried to hit him with before he squeezed her hand until it turned beet red before letting go. She stomped off to sit by sasuke and left him alone. 2 hours later Kakashi showed up with a hangover and after seeing Naruto got angry and ordered them on top of the roof.
Once they got up to the roof he told them to tell about themselfs. Sakura asked him to show how its done and kakashi told her to go suck a lemon.
Sakura them told her name and looked at sasuke everytime until she said I hate and looked at Naruto.
Sasuke did the whole avenger thing.
when it came to Narutos turn he said 'My name is' but kakashi interupted him and said 'yes, yes, your name is Naruto, big deal, sit down and shut up and as soon as I meet the council tomorrow after our test and find out whats going on I will remove you from that house and if you try to resist I will kill you. Meet at the memorial stone at 6 am and dont eat.' He then left.
Naruto left after that by rooftops and made it home. He saw Kakashi looking at him when he went to close the doors.
The next day after Kakashi finally showed up and explained the rules same as before. Everyone disappeared into a hiding spot. Naruto already figured out the test and sent a Kagebunshin to sakura and sasuke. After both clones were destroyed. Naruto walked into the field where Kakashi was reading his book and sat down agianst a training log. Kakashi looked at him and said 'I knew it you already gave up, you dont even deserve to be a ninja.'
Naruto sighed and said 'No, its just I already figured out the trick to the test and after I asked both teammates to team up they destroyed my clones said they dont need me slowing them down. I know I could get a bell but what good would it do if I still fail because the real test is teamwork.'
Kakashi was stunned for a moment before his ego got the better of him and said 'You may think you got the test figured out but see if you can get a bell just to humor me.'
Naruto got up and mumbled something before saying 'ICE'. The next thing Kakashi knew his legs were frozen to the ground in a block of ice. Naruto walked up to him and punches the kakashi making him burst in a puff of smoke. The real Kakashi jumps out of a tree and charges naruto. Naruto smiles and runs right past Kakashi without even throwing a punch. Kakashi turns around to look at Naruto but notices Naruto is holding his belt, all of his scrolls, shurikans, kunais, both bells, and his ICHA ICHA PARADISE book. Kakashi looks down and his pants have fallen to the ground. Naruto creates to kage bunshins and hands both of them a bell and they run off. A few moments later sasuke and sakura walk back with a bell. Kakashi looks at both of them and Naruto throws all of his stuff but the book back and Kakashi puts everything back on.
Kakashi looks at all three of them and said 'well, Naruto passed, you two fail. Naruto was right it was teamwork and since only one person pass the test all three of you fail, Naruto will goto the accademy and you two shook quit all together.'
Naruto said 'How about a swap. You pass all three of us or I burn the book.' as he was reading the book.
Kakashi looks mortified but after a few minutes agress and then leaves with his book. Naruto walks home and sasuke walks away mad and brooding with sakura being a banshee following him.
When Naruto walks into the house he finds a suprise, Sarah is sitting in a chair in the front room and he smells food cooking. Naruto runs up to Sarah and gives her a hug. Before he can say anything his parents walk into the front room and his dad said 'since you passed the deathgod made it were we can live agian a normal life as a family. He...' He was interupted by a bunch of banging on the front door. Naruto walks to the front door and opens it and about 200 people, mostly council members were standing there. Before Naruto can say anything Danzo says 'Demonchild, I dont know how you are alive since we thought we killed you six years ago, but you should have never returned we are going to finish what the fourth could not do and kill you.' Most of the crowd cheered at this until the other doubledoor opened up and Arashi stood there looking at the crowd with murder in his eyes, looking at every face memmorizing it. He was shocked to see Kakashi in the back of the crowd as white as a ghost.
'Naruto, do me a favor and go back inside with your mother. I will take care of this.' Arashi said. Once Naruto was gone Arashi took out one of his three pronged Kunias and triddled it on his fingers before saying 'so let me get this straight, not only did you not do as I ask and see my son as a hero but then tried to kill him on several occasions for saving you. I should have forced one of you to donate their child to save the village so you could try and kill it. Now I wish I would have let kyuubi get her revenge on this village because of the snake summoner. Now I know most of you want to know how I am alive, well the deathgod made a deal with naruto, in exchange for killing certian people he had the kyuubi removed, a new chance at life, both his parents back from the dead, summoning contracts with both foxes and the shinigami himself plus 6 years of special training to make him the most powerful ninja in the world and he is not back a week and already had a teacher try and kill him as well as almost 200 people. Now since I did not hear anyone except Danzo threaten my son I will let the rest of you leave to think over what you have done. You are lucky I dont kill you all or let Naruto do it, but Danzo you not only threatened a hokages family but lead a riot through town. Protocal demands the leader to be punished. The penalty for that is death.' and with that before anyone could make a move Arashi threw his kunia having it stick in Danzos leg before flashing beside him and hitting him with a Rasengan, he continued this for 10 more times before he was sure Danzo was dead . He then used a katon jutsu to burn the body after he got his kunia back.
When Arashi started to turn back around he saw Kakashi standing in the same spot he was when he first saw him. Arashi sighed and waved for him to follow inside. When they both got inside Naruto and Sarah were setting the table. Naruto saw Kakashi and his dad and walked over to Kakashi and said 'Well I see how your council meeting went sensie, now if you would be so kind as to tell me what I did to you to make you hate me first thing.'
Arashi crossed his arms and looked at Kakashi when he said 'Naruto, Im sorry. I was mad when the Hokage let someone move into sensies house just like that and I thought you were disrepecting sensies property. Can you please find it in your heart to forgive me.'
Naruto walked over and patted Kakashi on the back and said 'sure, this time. But if it happens agian no. Well if you will excuse me I need to finish helping Sarah with the table.' and Naruto left.
Arashi lead Kakashi to his study and started finding out about what happened to Naruto growing up and how did the testing go. After a lengthy discussion and Arashi walking out writing into a journal they both came to the table to eat dinner. Durring dinner Kakashi asked 'So whats the deal with the young lady here.'
Everyone stopped eating for a moment before Sarah said 'I am a friend of Narutos during his training in other dimensions and I was allowed to come here also to help Naruto if he needs a friend.'
Dinner ended and everyone went to bed or home. The next day word spread quickly about Arashi being alive and Naruto being his son and the Kyuubi not being in him anymore. When Naruto arrived at the bridge to meet his team Sakura was there admiring Sasuke, while the Uchiha saw Naruto and said 'Fight me.'
Naruto looked at him and said 'Sorry teme, I dont fight weak people unless I have no choice.'
Sasuke became inraged and said 'I knew you would chicken out. You are the one who is weak. I bet you could not even touch me.'
Naruto looked at him and said 'I will make a deal with you. When Kakashi gets here I and if he agrees I will fight you, but I want at least three witnesses so that away you wont try and lie afterwards.'
Sakura said 'Sasuke-kun is so great he can beat you easily. You just got lucky and cheated agianst Kakashi sensie.'
Naruto sighed and closed his eyes before he said 'sakura, I am fixing to make you the happiest person on the planet.' He then opened his eyes and said 'Pheonix eye' and his eye changed into his bloodline. He then looked at sakura and said 'Tsukuyomi.' Sakura blacked out a moment and when she could see normal agian she was tied to a cross and there was a redmoon in the sky. Naruto said 'For the next hour you will see your precious Sasuke almost kissing you over and over agian.' Suddenly Sasuke was standing in front of her and leans forward to kiss her but just as his lips should touch her he pulled back and disapeared. When he came back there was 2 of them. It continued like this for the entire hour and when Sakura was released from the Tsukyomi it had only been 1 second. Sakura could not control herself anymore and ran at Sasuke and dove to kiss him with her eyes closed. Sasuke saw her coming and punched her in the stomach. Sakura was still out of her mind and stood up drooling saying 'Oh sasuke-kun, I did not know you liked it ruff. If thats all it took lets get kinky.' and she pulled out a kunia and started chasing sasuke through town trying to cut his clothes off.
When Kakashi arrived he said 'Sorry I am late but...' he then notice only Naruto was there with a smile on his face. Kakashi said 'Naruto, where are your teammates.'
Naruto said 'I think I might have broke Sakura, sasuke challenged me to a fight but I told him we had to wait for you to approve it and get three witnesses. Sakura started screaming like a banshee about how great sasuke is and I used a simple genjutsu Tsukuyomi on her with the idea I got from your book to make her think Sasuke was going to kiss her for an hour which was only 1 second really but he never touched her in the illusion. Afterwards she dove at sasuke to get a kiss. Sasuke punched her. She pulled out a kunia and said something about being ruff and kinky and started chasing after him.'
Kakashi had a huge sweatdrop on the back of his head and said 'So what do you think of the book.'
Naruto said 'It was ok but I seen more detailed stuff than that playing poker with Setzar. Might be why we never played that kind of poker agian. I won every hand and had everyones clothes. Oh well.'
By the time Naruto finished him and Kakashi were on thier way through town and Kakashi was giggling like a school girl. They followed the sound of Sakuras voice leading into a small bar/casino. Naruto saw a slot machine and looked around and saw a sign that said 'All ranks of ninja can play any games.' He then said 'Kakashi sensie, can I borrow a quater for a moment. I will pay you back.'
Kakashi handed him a quater and went to grab sakura who had Sasuke cornered between a blackjack table and a bar counter. After Kakashi knocked Sakura out and helped Sasuke up he walked over to Naruto and sweatdropped. Naruto had 10 buckets of quaters full and change was still coming out. After Naruto got all of his winning and cashed them in he handed Kakashi a dollar and said 'Thanks sensie for the quater. I won 5 thousand dollars on one pull.' He then whistled as they left the bar.
As the team was on their way back to the training grounds they saw the wolfclaw weapon shop. Kakashi decided to take his team in to get some new supplies. When they went in everyone started looking around. Naruto saw some weight and a girl with two buns in her hair walked up and said 'Hi im tenten, is there something I can help you with.'
Naruto smiled at her and said 'I am not sure, see I have been using a kind of weights since I was seven and I dont know if I should get more.'
Tenten said 'well what kind of weights are you using now. I dont see any .'
Naruto said 'I use a seal called gravity weights. Its at 25x normal right now and I am pretty use to it but my first sensies could go all the way up to 100x normal just to break a sweat.'
Tenten fainted. When she woke up she realized someone was carring her. She thought it was her parents so she just leaned closer to the persons chest until she felt the muscles under the person shirt and realized it was a man and not her dad. She opened her eyes and saw the blond boy who she was talking to. She 'eeped' and jumped out of his arms but not before falling on her butt. Her dad saw this and laughed before saying 'Tenten dear. This young man caught you before you hit the ground and was taking you to the couch for me.'
After everyone went back to the store. Dustin, Tentens dad said 'Ok sorry about that what can I help you with.'
Seeing as everyone else had already just got kunias, explosive tags and shurikans Naruto said 'Can you make custom weapons.'
Dustin nodded yes. Naruto reached into his kunia pouch and pulled out a three prong kunia and both Kakashi and Dustin backed up. Kakashi said 'Naruto, do you know the jutsu that goes with that.'
Naruto nodded yes and Kakashi mouth was on the floor. Naruto handed the kunia to Dustin and said 'Can you make these.'
Dustin stuttered when he said 'Y-Y-Yeah, I origanally made them for the inventor of those.'
Naruto smiled and said 'Cool, Can you make 500 of these and put them in two weapon scrolls. Dad told me last night that he needed to find someone to make them for him. I guess I lucked out.'
Dustin said 'What do you mean dad. The guy who used them is dead.'
Naruto said 'Not anymore, dad, Arashi Kazama is alive and so is my mom as a present for the hell this village put me through for 6 years. But I dont have that problem anymore. By the way my name is Naruto Kazama, formally Naruto Uzimaki.'
Dustin just looked like he saw a ghost until he remembered something. He then said 'Naruto, has your dad told you anything about the clan resurection law and how that relates to you.'
Tenten looked at her dad for a moment and said 'Dad what are you talking about.'
Dustin looked at his daughter with a crap eating grin before he said 'well Tenten, I got some goodnews or badnews depending on how you look at it. You see Arashi was my best friend also the last of his clan so he had to make a choice after he found out that his wife was pregnant. He went and made 3 arranged marriages for his son to have multiple children so his clan does not die out. He made one a political marriage with suna to strenghthen relations between villages with the KazeKage only daughter. He also arranged for the eldest daughter of the Hyuuga clan head as an agreement to end hostilities between clans and the last one he made was between his best friend. Me.'
Tenten looked pale when she realised what he was talking about and looked over at Naruto who currently banging his hear agianst a wall. Naruto finally looked at Tenten and said 'I guess I should introduce myself. Naruto Kazama.' He then offerered his hand and when Tenten took it he leaned forward and kissed it.
Kakashi was giggling agian, Sakura was looking at the floor remembering what she did to sasuke. Sasuke was looking smug and said 'See baka, you are so weak your parents had to arrange a marriage between sluts to have a relationship.'
Naruto happy face turned to a face of pure terror before he turned to look at sasuke and muttered something before saying 'ICE2'. Suddenly sasuke was inclosed in a solid block of ice. Everyone was stunned at the display. Sakura started screeching about her precious sasuke-kun. Naruto walked over to the ice block and pushed it out the door into the road. Then he muttered something and said 'Fire'. Fire appeared around sasuke and melted the ice off, Naruto then said 'I want you to appoligise to the young lady right now or I will freeze you agian and let you freeze to death.'
Sasuke walked back inside and said he was sorry through gritted teeth before storming off with sakura on his heals. Naruto walked over to tenten and appoligise. Tenten blushed but said 'Naruto-kun, I was wondering how you did that with the ice and fire, I never seen any jutsu like that before.'
Kakashi and Dustin agreed and Naruto said 'Well, thats because its not a jutsu its a magic spell. You know how chakra is made up of spiritual energy and physical energy. While I was went for my training with the deathgod he took me to different dimenshions. On one the warriors there taught me how to use physical energy in attacks. On another world I was touch how to use spiritual energy in spells. So if I use any chakra, physical or spiritual energy I get more once I rest but my chakra level is only at a level where both physical and spiritual energy are even. Any extra wont be used as chakra so I try to work with chakra more to get all three powered up. On another dimension I had my bloodline upgraded to make a new one so I also got a darkness dragon, tought to control plants, and two kenjutsu. I have a total of three kenjutsu style, 6 tiajutsu styles, spells, spirit gun and shotgun, summoning both summons and espers, and about 20 jutsu.'
Tenten had stars in her eyes and said 'Can I learn some of your spells and stuff.'
Naruto thought for a moment and said 'Well you can only because we are engaged but you will have to wait till dad confirms the arrangements. The deathgod made sure that any skills I learn will have to be tought only to my family and decendants. Anyone else would have to pay a great penalty for it.'
Tenten said 'I understand but when are we suppose to get married.'
Dustin said 'Well Naruto how old are you.'
Naruto said '12 right now october 10 is my birthday so in about 3 months I will be 13.'
Dustin said 'Well, after Naruto turns 14 you can get married.'
Just then the bell above the door rang and everyone looked at the person walking in and it was Arashi. Arashi saw his son and said 'Oh this is perfect, I was just about to get you after I met my old friend here.'
Naruto looked at his dad and said 'Do you have anything I need to know about about certian arrangements.'
Arashi smiled and said 'So you already found out about the weddings, I just left Hiashe and found out his daughters name is Hinata that you are supose to be engaged to. In fact I have also sent a letter to Suna to the Kazekage. Hinata will be moving in about a week. So Dustin do you still want to keep the arranged wedding or do you want to back out. Oh yeah Naruto, me and your mom have been talking and Sarah want to also get married to you also so that makes a total of 4. I origanly had planned for you to have up to 6 but you will have to find the other two if you want them.'
Dustin started to say something until tenten said 'It is still on.'
Naruto went back to the wall and started hitting his head agianst it agian.
Arashi looked at Dustin and said 'I need to get some kunia made'
Dustin said 'My future son in law already order 500 put into 2 scrolls. I will deliver them when finished. So are all of the future brides moving in.'
Arashi said 'Yeah, Malina wants all the girls to get to know Naruto before the wedding so they can have an easier time afterwards.'
Dustin pulled out his copy of Icha Icha Paradise and looked at tenten and said 'Well what are you waiting for.'
Tenten looked at her dad and blushed before heading upstairs to pack muttering perverted dad, earning perverted giggles from, Kakashi, Dustin and Arashi. Arashi saw the books and said 'So sensie still makes them I wonder how he is doing.'
