ATTACK OF THE FANGIRLS!
BY Agent Swiper
I finally got around to finishing this! I was busy with my latest fanfic Nightslayer (look up Nightslayer to read it). Enjoy!
"gasp!"
Anakin surfaced from the sea of fangirls that were stacked on top of him.
He swam across to Obi's side.
"Obi-I mean, Master?" he called out.
Obi surfaced, splashing some girls.
Wait. Splashing?
Anakin and Obi looked down to see water!
Water!
"Ugh," Anakin mumbled. "Fisto!"
Right on cue, a bunch of girls surfaced from the water, all squealing, as they carried off Kit Fisto.
All the left over girls noticed Anakin and Obi.
"AAAAAIIIIII!!!!!!" The girls made a tremendous wave and splashed against Obi and Anakin!
Anakin and Obi were under in a matter of seconds.
It seems we have failed the mission, Anakin thought. The general has escaped, and here we are, the best Jedi, waterlogged.
"Hey, you can't do this to the best Jedi!" Obi yelled at the girls.
"Don't encourage them!" Anakin whined.
Obi ignored him, but, a wave of girls splashed down on them again.
Anakin, wondering how Fisto got the water into the ship, used the force to jump towards the general's coffeemaker, and simply filled a cup and watched Obi's battle begin.
"Can I share that?"
Anakin wheeled around to see a girl who looked exactly like him grin innocently.
Anakin backed away. "Get away!"
The girl obviously walked up to him.
Anakin tripped and got up again. "Get away, I said!"
The girl squealed and lunged on Anakin!
"AAAUGH!"
Anakin woke up to find himself in his own bed with Padme.
At first sight, he thought it was a fangirl and moved away, but finally realized the fangirl thing was just a nightmare.
"Stupid me," Anakin mumbled.
The next morning…
"'Morning, Ani," Padme said to Anakin once he was at the breakfast table.
"Hi," Anakin said. "Padme, I had a bad dream!"
Padme rolled her eyes. "Another one of me 'dying in childbirth', huh?"
Anakin shook his head vigorously. "No, something worse!"
Padme looked at Anakin. "Like you divorcing?"
Anakin shook his head even more vigorously. "Worse!"
Padme raised an eyebrow. "What?"
Anakin looked back and forth, and once it was confirmed nobody was around, Anakin leaned over to Padme, knocking over some salt.
"I…was…being…attacked…"
"By who?"
"By…"
Anakin leaned closer.
"Fangirls…" he whispered.
Anakin leaned back.
First, Padme looked shocked, then she burst out laughing!
"Boy, Anakin, you sure have the dumbest dreams!!!" Padme screeched.
Anakin ran off and blocked his ears. Yeah, Padme was great and all, but she could break windows.
