-Girls Can Too-

-Chapter 4-

It was now morning and Crystal didn't get much sleep last night. All she could hear was the mad ruckus going on down the hall…in what sounded like Roy Mustang's office. It was really annoying how her sister could sleep through anything. Standing up she stretched and then popped her back, and then her neck. The blonde made her way down the hallway when suddenly she was ambushed by a flailing blonde with nothing but a towel on. As the both went crashing to the floor, half of the military men came running down the other end of the hall to see what the hell was going on. The men stopped for a second and tried to understand why a naked ass was sticking up in the air and this woman was on top of another. How strange this looked. Underneath the woman, Crystal looked for an appropriate place to shove the woman off her. Standing up and brushing herself off Crystal grew a very shocked look on her face, along with everyone else looking at the mess. It turns out the woman was Lieutenant Hawkeye! Everyone's jaws dropped.

"Lieutenant Hawkeye?! What on earth are you doing half naked…on top of Crystal!?" Poor Al's virgin eyes had been burned of their purity. He helped Hawkeye up and stood there for a whole moment longer. "Well…?" Hawkeye had nothing to say, her face went beat red. She had been caught in the act. As everyone watched her, in denial of all this, she walked down the hall to her office. There was no way they were gunna let her live this one up. She was supposed to be the perfectionist, not.. what ever this was she was doing.

"I guess this was a good wake up call for us all?" said Kiah standing in the doorway laughing her ass off. She walked over to her sister and looked at her and then shook her head and laughed again. "I don't know about you, but that just made my day." She said with a smile and walked off to the cafeteria. Everyone watched her leave just like they did with Hawkeye, but it didn't faze this girl.

Edward walked over to Crystal. "For a second there, I could of sworn that was you flying out of that room! But I guess not. I never knew Hawkeye to do such a thing." Crystal stood there, just as confused as ever. How can you confuse her, for Hawkeye? It was sort of impossible to her. She shrugged her shoulders and then walked off to find her sister.

KNOCK KNOCK

Roy opened the door slowly, peeking out barely to see who was there. He almost slammed the door when he saw it was Full metal. "Oh Shrimp, Its just you. I suppose I have time from my busy paperwork to talk to you for a bit." He said with a weary smile. He opened the door wide enough for Ed to come in, and then shut it quickly and locked it. "Well what can I help you with?"

"First off, DON'T CALL ME A SHRIMP! Secondly, What the hell was all that about? Lieutenant Hawkeye?! I mean seriously Mustang, what on earth were you thinking?"

Roy played with the rubber band that he had found on the floor. He seemed to be stalling. "I could of sworn that Hawkeye was that other blonde." He muffled.

Ed folded his arms. "Really…I find that hard to believe for some reason."

"No im serious, when she came in she wasn't in uniform. She was in a really sexy dress…and oh god. God her body didn't even look like Hawkeye's. Nor did she smell like her." He paused for a second and a huge smile formed across his face as he chuckled. Ed coughed and seriousness flood his face once again. "Honestly, it was a pure mistake and it would of never happened if I knew who it was really." Roy tried his hardest to make his story believable. Ed sat there in dis belief. Even though he made the same mistake of thinking Hawkeye was Crystal, Roy's story wasn't understandable.

"Well whatever your excuse is, I doubt any of us will be seeing your little crush for a while. Hawkeye was so embarrassed…she ran into Crystal this morning. They both went crashing to the floor and poor lieutenant's ass was shown to half of the military."

Roy laughed, but tried hard to cover up his amusement. "Really. Aint that a shame. Poor girl. Hopefully no one gives her hell about that…cause I know I sure will!" he laughed hard once more.

Ed's face was blank. Roy was so inconsiderate. "Im off, then I suppose. I just wanted to know what all was going on." Ed stood up to walk out the door, when something caught his eye. It was a pair of hot pink, lacey underwear. Just sitting there in plain sight. It was almost as if Ed had been frozen in time. He couldn't stop staring. Suddenly a bad taste came to his mouth, so he covered up the underwear with a pillow lying near, then walked out the door shaking his head.

Roy leaned back in his chair after Ed had shut the door. He was so puzzled on how Hawkeye showed up in his room instead of that other blonde. I could of sworn I dropped all the right hints to that damn girl, and yet Hawkeye shows up instead. What the hell kind of horror story is this? He thought to himself. There was just no way.

"I still think that was just so funny sis." Said Kiah shoving a muffin in her mouth. "I mean…she bumped into you, and her ass was like…THERE," she said using her hands to show the shape of Hawkeye's butt, "C'mon its funny. LAUGH ALREADY!!"

Crystal stopped in the middle of eating a pancake, stared at her sister with the blankest of blank expressions on her face. "You wouldn't find it very funny if you walk out of your room to go get something to eat and a naked woman comes flying at you…NO YOU WOULDN'T. And don't you lie about it either, cause then you'd just be making yourself look weird…if you could get anymore weirder."

Kiah just smiled. "Yes." She said in a preppy tone, and then finished her muffin. The two stood up all at once, gabbed one more cup of coffee, and then left the cafeteria. As they walked down the hallway, Crystal was cautious as to whether or not another naked woman was going to come flying out of nowhere and land on her. Instead it was a fully dressed Hawkeye, walking towards them.

"Good morning girls…" she said with a shaky voice. "Great weather were having isn't it?" she said forcing a smile on her face. Behind her was a group of three military men snickering, and making fun of her falling. Kiah started laughing while Hawkeye was talking. Crystal elbowed her in the side to get her to stop, when Hawkeye turned around. The guys all of sudden stopped what they were doing and just looked at her. She pulled out a gun and pointed it in their direction. "Stop your foolishness or I'll put a bullet through your head. Got it?" The poor guys turned tails and ran. She turned back around and nodded to the two girls and took off.

Kiah turned back and watched her for a moment. "Hay. Its ok. We all have times where were running naked and we ram into someone. You'll get over it hunny." She said giggling as crystal pushed her into the wall.

It was their first actual day here at headquarters, and there was already excitement floating about. Who knows what will happen when they venture off into town.

End of Chappie 4.

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