Free Falling

Chapter Three: Threat Number One

Kay's POV

So then, gym is hell in my opinion. I have to change in the bathroom because I'm a girl. I have to be careful just in case someone elbow's me in the chest. I have to swallow my pride and accept all the teasing I get because I shave my legs. ARG! I give up. I hate this school with an absolute passion and it's only October. I'm seriously about to quit this assignment. However, I can't. Now you see, if I quit…Eichi loses his job. We can't have that now since he's the main provider for us.

It's been about a month since I've seen Kai and Kash. I miss then like crazy. I miss Yuna's cooking. Hell, I miss her hyperactive as hell kids. I miss Kisame too. It's always fun when he's at the house. He maybe weird looking but hey…he's cool. Eichi's pretty pissed at me for letting someone at this school, aside from the staff, know that I'm a girl. Then again, he can't do crap about it.

Apparently, I'm sporting bruises from beating because people think I'm gay. No thanks to my "oh so sexy" roommates for that photo of me and Lee-san together. Gross. Lee-san's cool and all, but no way in hell would I date him. It's just gross. His idol, Gai-sensei, is our gym teacher. Vigorous man he is. Lots and lots of youthful energy. It's amazing.

Oh yeah, so I'm in gym now and we have an on coming basketball game with the other classes. It's stupid how this school has so many competitions. Talk about testosterone crazy. Anyways, I've specifically asked the principal, Jiraiya, to write the Gai-sensei a note to excuse me from the games. Thank the gods too. I can't be too careful. The last time we played basketball; this one kid came out of nowhere and elbowed me straight in the chest. Thank whatever deity is up there that he didn't notice.

Anyways, I turned my eyes to the court where our class was practicing. The teacher decided the two teams and it was divided by skill. Each team had an equal amount of good and bad players. On one team was Uchiha. Oh how I loathed him. That stupid asshole and his annoying band of merry men are seriously going to drive me insane. They've ruined everything! ARG! I will kill them after this stupid assignment.

"Uzumaki, get off Uchiha!"

At this, I turned my eyes straight to the court and saw Naruto trying to strangle Sasuke. Pretty entertaining if you ask me.

"I'll kill you teme!"

"Get off me dobe!"

"Don't call me that you chicken head!"

"Dead last!"

"Bastard!"

"GET OFF OF EACH OTHER NOW!" yelled Gai-sensei. He sighed and said, "I appreciate the amount of youthful energy you're putting into killing each other, bu-."

"Yo." Everyone's attention turned to the ever so late Kakashi-sensei. Kakashi was the other gym teacher. He was always late because he was off "getting lost on the road of life." Either that or he was reading those disgusting perverted books called Icha Icha Paradise written by Konoha All Boys' High School's very own principal. It was just disgusting.

I sighed softly. This was absolutely pointless. I hated being here.

"Alright everyone, go sit in the bleachers. I have something to discuss with Gai."

Everyone sat down, but everyone sat away from me. Well everyone except Haku. He walked over to and plopped his ass down right next to me. See, everyone was afraid to be targeted by Uchiha and his band of merry men. Haku was as an exception though. He really didn't give a rat's ass about them or their evil tormenting ways.

"How's it going girly?"

I sighed. He knew not to call me that around people.

"Don't call me that. You know I can't have anyone knowing I'm a girl."

Haku and I were whispering to each other quietly when Naruto suddenly stood up and yelled, "HEY! STOP KISSING EACH OTHER OVER THERE!"

I jumped away from Haku and glared straight at Naruto while everyone in the whole gym busted out laughing. I snarled and stood up. Naruto smirked evilly at me and asked, "What's the matter? Did I ruin your intimate moment with your boyfriend?"

When I was close enough, I grabbed Naruto's gym shirt and pulled him down to my height. Yes, I was so short I had to look up to them. After he was down to eye level with me, I smiled a very sweet smile. The sweetest I could give. Due to my girlish features, Naruto blushed at the smile and then I took my fisted hand and slammed it straight into his blushing face. I smirked when I saw blood come out of his nose and then I dropped Naruto on the ground.

"Fuck off jackass." Was all I said. The bell suddenly rang and that meant everyone go change and get to your next class.

Uchiha's eyes narrowed at me as I smirked and said, "What bitch?"

My crude and vulgar language always was the most boyish thing about me. I turned away and walked off to change.

At the end of the day, I laid on my stomach on my bed while staring at the photo in my hand. Classes were over and I was alone in the dorm room. I sat up when I heard my cell phone beep. I picked it up and looked at the caller id.

'Eichi…'

I flipped it open and said in the most highest and annoying tone I could muster, "HI! This is Betty from the itty-bitty titty committee. Would you like to increase your breast size from an A to a D? How may I help you?"

Laughter rang from my lips as I was greeted with silence and then Eichi finally responded, "You are so weird."

I giggled softly and said, "Hey Eichi. What's up?"

Then my giggles went silent and the smile on my lips turned into a frowned when I heard the next words.

"There's been a threat. Someone's going to attack Uchiha soon. I don't know when for sure, but stick close to him okay?"

After conversing for another few minutes, we hung up. After a few seconds I buried my face into my pillow and let out an ear piercing scream.

Somewhere in the U.S.

"Dude, did you hear that?"

"Dude, what are you talking about?"

Back in Konoha

'STAY WITH HIM?! STAY NEAR HIM?!' I growled and snarled at the stupidity of the idea. Oh this was just ironic…the one man I want to kill is the one man I have to keep from dying. How uberlly retarded.

With Sasuke and his band of merry men

Third person POV

"Neh, teme when are we going to put Neji's plan into action?" Naruto whined while holding an ice pack to new beautiful bruise on his face.

Sasuke looked to Naruto and then to Neji. Gaara suddenly turned to Neji and said, "He's here." That stopped all train of thoughts from all four boys and their attention turned to the door of the current restaurant they were in.

And if you guessed the name of the diner was Lucky Stars then you have just won a trip to Hawaii. Just kidding.

Our lovely protagonist opened the door to the restaurant and before anyone could say a single word, "YOU STUPID BITCH! I'M SO GOING TO KILL YOU!"

Eichi came running out of the kitchen with an angry as hell Kash chasing after him with a scary as hell butcher knife.

Eichi, spotting Kay ran right behind her and said, "For the love of God, save me!"

Kay sighed indifferently as Kash came running towards them in all her fury.

"Sorry Eichi…under any other circumstances I would indefinitely help you, but this is Kash with a butcher knife we're talking about." Kay grinned mischievously and side stepped so Eichi was left with no protection from the angry as hell Kash.

Kay smiled and said, "He's all your's love."

After watching the interaction between "Seiji" and the assistant manager, Sasuke smirked and said, "Maybe he isn't all that stupid."

See Sasuke and his band of merry men had been coming to the restaurant for awhile. Like for the past three months. Haha. Just when Kay stopped working for them. Sasuke and his band of merry men knew that the assistant manager had a scary as hell killing intent when angry and anyone that stood in the way of her victim was sure to die.

Kay stood there laughing when suddenly they heard, "Yo ugly, get your ass an apron and help around!"

Kay snarled and answered back, "Make me you stupid whore."

Kai came out of her office and glared. "What makes you think I have to make you? You have work today and you're here. So get to it you lazy bum."

Kay sighed and said, "You're retarded I'm only here because I need to talk to Eichi. I've got work with Kang tonight."

Kai suddenly stopped and hugged Kay. "May the Gods have mercy on your poor soul."

Quietly as possibly, Kay whispered into Kai's ear, "Don't call me Kay. Tell everyone to call me Seiji. Those guys at the booth are my roommates."

After all was said and done, Kay ended up busing tables that night and being annoyed the hell out of by Sasuke and his band of merry men.

In some secret room and in some secret place at some secret time

"Sir, we have the bomb ready." A man in black said.

"Kukuku…good. Did you disguise it well?"

"Yes we did Orochimaru-sama." Said the minion who shuddered at his boss's laugh.

"Very well, give it to me."

The subordinate hand his boss an orange basketball. The boss, Orochimaru, smirked and said…

"Let the games begin."

I'M SO SORRY! I'M SO SORRY! I'M SO SORRY! I'M SO SORRY! I'M SO SORRY! I'M SO SORRY! I'M SO SORRY! I'M SO SORRY! I'M SO SORRY! I'M SO SORRY! I'M SO SORRY! I'M SO SORRY! I'M SO SORRY! I'M SO SORRY! I'M SO SORRY! I'M SO SORRY!

I've left all my faithful readers for an entire year! I apologize greatly. However, now that it's summer, I will update all that I can.

Anyways, the villain is revealed. I wonder who saw that one coming. Anyways, I would seriously like to apologize for leaving for so long.

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