Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto there would be more cheese , and chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate. I don't own Sims or Playboy bunny either.

The horror of that room. It was so…so……PINK!

Good lord everything was sparkly and pink! The floor was pink. The walls were pink. God even the tv was pink! Kasumi had gone pink crazy!

"TURN IT OFF!"

"IT'S HELL ONLY WITH PINK!"

" It's so…….YOUTHFUL!" Lee yelled cheerfully.

Everyone just looked at him like he was crazy. Indeed he was crazy.

" Your expression of youth with the color pink! THE YOUTH SHALL CONSUME YOU KASUMI!"

" At least someone likes it." Kasumi said look at the ninjas.

Naruto was just laying there in a fetal position. Rocking back and forth.

" Make it go away, make it go away….."

"CLOSE THAT DOOR RIGHT NOW!" Screamed Ino.

Yumi , who was unharmed simply walked over the door and closed it.

" Lee, why would you even think that room would be yours?" Neji asked.

Yes , the door was indeed pink. The knob was a sparkly dark pink and had a Playboy bunny sign on it that said ' Open my room and you'll regret it '. Oh and lets not forget the sign that said 'KASUMI'S ROOM ' in big bold and pink letters.

" I don't know I just closed my eyes and picked." Lee said and shrugged it off.

" Hey I just noticed something!" Naruto yelled. The fetal position really doesn't last like it used to. " How come you're hair is a different color but your twins?"

" She died her hair pink," Yumi replied angrily.

………………………………………………………………………..

Everyone was looking like this: 0.0

They all snapped out of it when they heard Ino and Sakura fighting…...again.

" No way I'm writing Sasuke-kun's name on the door!" Ino yelled.

"Nu uh! I'm writing it! " Sakura yelled back.

" Your forehead is gonna get in the way!" Ino screamed.

" What was that Ino-pig!" Sakura proceeded to get a kunai out of her suitcase.

Sasuke just sighed and walked over to the room he had chosen. Then wrote his name in big bold letters.

" I'm leaving," said Yumi walking to her room of unknown things. Very unknown things.

Everyone did the same and everything was peaceful until……

CRASH!

Someone had to go breaking the windows didn't they?

" I didn't do it!" Kasumi yelled from the second floor.

Sasuke was bored so he went to go turn on the tv.

" Isn't summer supposed to be fun?" he murmered under his breath.

Just then they heard very loud music coming from the basement.

Bored as hell and curious Sasuke went downstairs to see what all the racket was about.

" Hey can you keep it down. I'm trying to be boring." Sasuke said as he discovered that Naruto ,Lee , Tenten , and Hinata had discovered the DDR game.

There was only one problem. They didn't know how to turn it off.

"Hey who touched my DDR machine!" Kasumi yelled over the music.

Everyone pointed to Naruto.

" This house is so damn boring! I was only looking for something to do." Naruto said poking the remote.

" Well why don't you ask Yumi-chan for something she has tons of stuff in her room.

" Great idea!" They all yelled and stampeded to Yumi's room stomping on bugs , Neji ,Sasuke , some random turtle that was lying on the floor for no apparent reason and a potato chips that was carelessly left on the ground.

They stopped dead in their tracks when the heard shooting.

" Duck and cover! " Naruto yelled trying to hide in the corner.

"I-It' sound like it's c-coming from Yumi-san's room." Hinata said.

They opened the door to find Yumi ,Takeo and Kiba playing dead rising on her video game.

" Awesome I got the chainsaw!" Kiba yelled slicing through millions of zombies like a mad man. " Yumi-chan! Stop putting chicken hats on the zombies! I wanna see their head pop off!"

Having nothing better to do they sat down and watched them kill zombies with katanas ,chainsaw , tables ,chairs and anything else possible.

A few seconds later Kasumi came bursting in the room with a new video game I just made up.

" Hey everyone! I just got a new virtual reality computer game at the store!"

" Shut up you're louder than Naruto-san." Yumi replied turning her head back only for a second and then going back to her video game.

" Why don't we try it out?" Tenten asked.

" Hellz yeah!" they all shouted except for Hinata who doesn't curse and Yumi who was trying to save her ears.

What were Sasuke and Neji doing you ask? They were going through Yumi's huge collection of weapons and trying to figure out which one would hurt more.

Everyone else that I hadn't mentioned followed Kasumi because they were bored , even though they had a tennis court ,pool , hot tub , video game , and cable tv. Besides a vitual reality game sounds fun.

" Ok now which one should be play? Super Freakin Awesome Sims online! Or Tottally Freakin Kickass Sims Online." Kasumi asked.

Everyone else just sweatdropped.

" They both sound so retarted…. Oh well the first one sounds kinda gay so I pick the second one." Yumi said heading for a computer.

Everyone else not caring which one they picked even though the first one did sound kind of gay picked the second one and went to their computer.

Inside the mind off a seemingly harmless girl named Yumi….

Hmm….. username huh? KickassMysticNinja…. Yeah that sounds about right.

Hobbies: chocolate ,playing Final Fantasy , chocolate , playing Kingdom Hearts , chocolate ,being a kickass ninja , oh and eating chocolate.

Favorite word? The hell? Oh well…. Favorite word…kickass

Fave color: lavender duh

Favorite food: look at the second question assholes.

Age: Do I look like that much of a dumbass to you?

Gender: Girl ofcourse..

Favorite Saying: Hmmm...If life gives you lemons exchange it for money. I mean what the hell are we gonna do with freakin lemons anyway?

Likes: Pissing people off and video games. If you have a problem with it send me an e-mail and I'll happily reply SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!

Dislikes: People who actually take the question before this seriously . I mean really I don't want my e-mail clogged.

Yep the perfectly normal mind of Yumi Takahashi.

After the questions and building their house thing was done they all got online.

Suddenly KickassMysticNinja or Kickass for short walked up to Naruto's or LuvRamen's house and knocked on the door.

" Hey LuvRamen?" asked Kickass.

"What?" replied LuvRamen.

"Why doesn't your house have a floor?" Kiickass finished.

" Well see I used up so much money trying to perfect my house I didn't have enough money for floors." LuvRamen said as if nothing was wrong with having grass for a floor.

Oh and if you're wondering these are the profiles for the Kick ass something something something Sims world.

Sakura: SweetBlossom

Lives on the same street as Lee , Ino , and Kiba.

Has a small 2 floor house.

Ino: Beauty4u

Lives on the same street as Lee , Sakura , and Kiba.

Has a huge 1 floor house.

Kiba:DogsRock23

Lives on the same street as Lee , Ino , and Sakura

Has a medium sized 2 floor house.

Lee: YOUTHFULNESS1

Lives on the same street as Sakura, Ino , and Kiba.

Has a medium sized 1 floor house.

Yumi: ( You all know this ) KickassMysticNinja

Lives On the Same street as Naruto , Hinata , and Shikamaru.

Has a huge mansion-like 1 floor hous with a bajillion rooms because she has the sim family stuff package. ( bwahahahhaha beware of the family stuff package! )

Shikamaru: LazyAss234

Lives On the Same street as Naruto , Hinata , and Yumi.

Has a small 2 floor house.

Hinata:SilentMagic2

Lives On the Same street as Naruto , Yumi, and Shikamaru.

Has a medium sized 2 floor house.

Naruto: LuvRamen

Lives On the Same street as Yumi, Hinata , and Shikamaru.

Has a HUGE 1 floor house.

Kasumi: PlaygirlBunny12

Lives with Yumi because she didn't feel like making a house.

Chouji: FoodRulesAll

Lives on the same street as Shino, Takeo and Tenten.

Has a medium sized 2 floor house.

Tenten: WeaponzGirl

Lives on the same street as Shino, Takeo ,and Chouji.

Has a medium sized 1 floor house

Shino: BugzRCool

Lives on the same street as Takeo ,Chouji and Tenten.

Has a huge 1 floor house.

Takeo: ImAwesome5

Lives on the same street as Shino,Chouji , and Tenten.

Has a medium sized 2 floor house.

Back To The Story…..

" Hey! How come you and Playgirl get a huge house!" LuvsRamen yelled pointing accusingly to Playgirl and Kickass.

" Well a few months before, Kickass bought an expansion pack called Sims Family Stuff and it has a whole bunch of themed and non-themed stuff in it that you can use." Playgirl said.

LuvsRamen peeked into their 1 floor mansion and his jaw dropped. Right through the virtual floor.

They had a huge dining room and kitchen with ballroom themed walls , a hot tub room , Playgirl's Princess themed room and Kickass's Nighttime themed rooms with an ocean themed bath room with 2 tubs and 3 showers with a fire themed tv room and Snow themed playroom. ( you know with video games huge flatscreen , and computer… that kind of stuff ) For pete's sake they even had a relax themed pool room/sauna!

That was so freakin unfair!

"We didn't have to waste money on buying things for the house so we just used money building it." Yumi said plainly.

By then everyone else from all the streets had come to see the humungous house. Jaws dropped and all.

They all glared at Kickass and Playgirl.

" I don't know what's so great. I have have a pool and a backyard deck at my house." Said LazyAss boringly.

About 2 virtual hours later…… ( which in real time was about 2 minutes..)

Everyone had left the house with gifts. I mean everyone. They had forced Kickass and Playgirl to give them a lot of stuff. Some of the stuff they didn't even need but they sold it to make their house bigger and now everyone in that entire neighborhood had either a big house or a fancy one.

" I'm happy now," said LuvRamen , looking at his pearl white floors.

What will happen next? Find out next time!