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" You guys freakin robbed us of all our useless but money-worth crap!" Kickass yelled for the 3rd time today.

" So what? You guys had and exspansion pack for pete's sake! Your house was a freakin mansion! I'm sure you won't miss a few things." LuvsRamen said.

" A few! A FEW ! We used to have 300 freakin items in our inventory and now we only have 13!"yelled Kickass.

" Hey be lucky we didn't take the ones you already set out," replied LuvsRamen.

Kickass was now fuming and what happened next didn't really help.

"Um Kickass-chan I think we're gonna have give some people more stuff." Said Playgirl uneasily.

"WHAT!"

Sure enough there were Neji or ItsJustFate and Sasuke or AvengerEmo coming their way.

In the computer room……..

" When the hell did you get here! " Yumi said turning to the 2.

"Just now," Sasuke said bluntly.

" Your weapons got boring after a while," said Neji.

Back In The Sims…….

"You know what? I'm not even gonna ask why you were in my weapons," Kickass said turning around grimly.

"Hey where are you guys gonna live?" asked WeaponzGirl.

Yep, the guys didn't know how to work the game so they blew their money on stuff they were gonna put in the house.

"I'll stay with Hinata-san. If that's ok. " said ItsJustFate.

"It's ok I have some extra rooms on the second floor and please call me SilentMagic," said SilentMagic2 with a smile. ( yeah she typing so no stuttering! )

" I think I have enough money to make a small house.." stated Sasuke in a matter-of-fact tone.

At least we don't have to give them stuff for their rooms. Kickass thought bitterly.

About 1 virtual week later ….. ( an hour in human time. )

A knock was at the door of Kickass's and Playgirl's door.

" I'll get it," said Kickass.

There at the door was everyone in the neighborhood.

" Umm….. why do we have bills?" asked WeaponzGirl.

" Cause the game expects you to pay them," said Kickass.

" How are we gonna do that!" yelled DogsRock.

" Get a job you lazy ass!" Kickass yelled.

" Where are we gonna get jobs?" yelled DogsRock.

"Well I don't have a car yet so we have to walk to the promotion house,"said Kickass.

" Hey! You know I could get a car too!" yelled Playgirl.

"Please, do you remember the last time you got a car on the sims?" said Kickass.

FLASHBACK

" Hey neechan I finally bought a car!" yelled Playgirl happily.

" Good for you." Said Kickass sarcastically.

About 2 seconds later…….

" You totaled the car in less than a millisecond!" yelled Kickass pointing to the car crashed into a conveniently placed wall.

" I swear I looked away from the screen for about 1 second and when I looked back the car crashed!" yelled Playgirl.

FLASHBACK OVER

"Your sister has serious issues you know that?" saidDogsRock.

"Yes I know." replied Kickass.

" I can hear you ya know! "yelled Playgirl.

"Your point?" said Kickass.

"This game is boring I'm signing off," said Neji.

They all nodded in reply that the game was indeed boring.

So they all got up from the computers and stood there.

Just standing.

Standing and staring.

God they're boring!

Ok that's it ! We're going to change the story scene to where the sand siblings are! These people are boring!

Somewhere in a place more exciting…….

RING RING

"Temari get the phone!"

RING RING

"Temari! Get the phone!"

RING RING

"TEMARI GET THAT -bleeping- PHONE RIGHT NOW!"

" Geez I am I am…"Temari said running down to the phone. ( Does Konoha have phones? )

" Hello? Oh no we're not busy. Really? We'd love to go thanks! " Temari said and hung up the phone. " Kankurou ,Gaara pack your bags! We're going on vacation!"

" Why?" Kankurou asked.

" Because we're bored," replied Temari.

" We're bored?" said Gaara using his mini chain saw to rip off little dolls heads.

"Yes we are now start packing!" Temari ordered.

" No." Gaara replied not taking his eyes off the chainsaw.

" Oh come on! They have a pool and a big house and……and…I hear there's a weapons closet filled with swords and hammers and chainsaws…." Temari whined.

Kankurou had started packing the minute she said pool but Gaara upon hearing the word chainsaws grabbed the whole house and shook all the clothes out of it into one suitcase.

"I'm ready," Gaara said plainly.

Temari and Kankurou : O.o

"Uhh… right well….. let's go!" Temari said skipping down the road.

Back at the most boring place on earth…….

"Yes it is."

No it's not."

"Yes it is."

"No it's not."

"Yes. It. Is!"

"No. It's. Not!"

Yumi and Kasumi were having an argument over if the ant in the corner was red or black.

Yes people they were that bored.

" Hey Shino can you see if that ant in the corner is red or black?" Kasumi asked.

Shino, having nothing better to do with his life walked over and stared at the ant.

"It's black." He said walking back to his corner of wonders.

"Ha! Told ya!" said Kasumi rocking back and forth with glee.

Back with the Sand Siblings…….

" Is this the house?" asked Kankurou staring at the seemingly quiet and peaceful house.

"Yep." Temari said knocking on the door.

"I'll get it!" Yumi said rushing to the door only to be trampled by her sister and everyone else who wanted to see who was at the door.

"Hello." They all chorused opening up the door.

" Umm…..hi. Tsunade-sama said we could stay here for the summer.

" Ok well come in!" Kasumi said cheerfully shooing everyone else out the way.

Gaara started poking the trampled Yumi with a stick. "Is she dead?"

"No not that I know." Said Kasumi staring at the stick.

"Can I kill her?" Gaara asked.

"Umm…..no." Kasumi said backing away from Gaara.

" Hey stop poking me with that stupid stick!" Yumi yelled in his face.

" Just seeing if you were alive," he replied secretly wishing he had a chainsaw.

" He's not on meds is he?" Kasumi whispered to Kankurou.

" Not that I know of." He replied sitting on the couch.

" I know let's play with dangerous weapons!" yelled Kasumi.

" Are you sure you're not on meds?" Kankurou asked warily.

" Well Yumi let's me play with weapons all the time." Kasumi said pouting like a child.

Neji raised and eyebrow. " What kind of sister are you? "

" Well none of the guns are loaded so I don't see any harm done." Said Yumi as if it were the most normal thing in the world to let your hyper active sister to play with guns.

" Well technically swords and chainsaw and hammers can't be loaded." Said Kasumi in a matter of fact tone.

By now everyone except Gaara and Shino were looking like this: 0.o

" You know what? I'm gonna go start a watergun weapon fight with the air you guys be boring without me." Yumi said walking to her closet of watergun/waterchainsaw/waterhammer/watersword wonders.

" I'm getting the chainsaw said Gaara snatching the chainsaw out of her hand.

" Oh by the way I'm Temari and this is Kankurou and that rude thing over there is Gaara." Temari said watching Kankurou watch tv.

"Awww….Panda-kun! I wanted the chainsaw!" whined Kasumi.

Suddenly time stopped.

" What did you just call me?" said Gaara in one of those horror movie kind of voices.

" I think Panda-kun suits you very nicely. " said Kasumi.

" Don't call me Panda-kun or Panda at all!" Gaara said. His voice getting darker and darker each word.

Kasumi backed away and nodded.

Time went forward again.

"I think this is the beginning of a wonderful friendship." said Yumi filling up her mini cannon water gun.

Kasumi with her water shooting katana jumped out the window to go see what she could break.

"Kasumi! That's the second window you've broken today!" Yumi whined. " Come on Gaara-kun. We have to find her before she breaks anything else.

Gaara , who just wanted to shoot water or H2O in his opinion. ( Because water sounds weaker than H2O ) followed. He could've sworn he saw a boy with orange hair send him a glare.

You could hear numerous crashes , screaming ,banging , and explosions in the distance before Gaara and Yumi came back with an unconscious Kasumi.

" What did you………" Ino started.

"Don't ask." Yumi stated and threw Kasumi somewhere in the corner.

" So now what?" asked Chouji since he hasn't talked in a while.

" What do you mean now what! This place has a sunroof and weapons and video games and a pool and a whole bunch of other stuff and you guys are BORED!" Temari screamed nearly breaking another window.

Everyone had ran or more stampeded to their rooms to get swimming stuff to go to the pool. Everyone but Takeo who was too busy glaring at Gaara.

Gaara-kun! Gaara-KUN! Since when was his name Gaara-kun! Than name is reserved for me and me ONLY! Takeo thought angrily.

"Takeo-kun? Are you coming?" Yumi said poking her head out of the hall.

"Ah! Oh hehe right….yeah I'm coming!" said running to his room.

About 12 milliseconds later…….

" Isn't this relaxing?" Yumi said taking of her sunglasses.

"Yep, wonderful!" Exclaimed Sakura stretching out her arms.

The girls were currently getting a tan 5 feet away from the pool. ( for safety reasons. )

While the guys were either throwing water balloons or shooting people with squirt guns. Personally I don't see the difference.

Then the worst happened. Someone actually had the nerve and stupidity to throw a water balloon at the girls. Who threw it? Isn't it obvious?

"NARUTO!"

For the next hour Naruto was chased with hammers ,chainsaws , swords , guns , and anything else that would hurt.

" I'm happy now ," said Yumi walking into the house with a chainsaw with red LIQUID on it.

All the boys made a mental note to stay at least 3 feet away from the girls.

At Night…… ( you know this is the 3rd chapter and I just realized it was still the 1st day! )

"What are we having for dinner?" asked Shikamaru who was very hungry.

"Pizza!"

"Ramen!"

"Chips."

"Salad!"

" No way we need meat!"

" Tomatoes?"

Everyone stared at Sasuke.

" Fine then. No tomatoes." Sasuke said turning away.

"Does anyone even know how to cook!" yelled Tenten.

They all thought for a minute.

Then Hinata raised her hand. Then Sakura. Then Yumi. Then Kasumi. Then Yumi put Kasumi's hand down knowing if they let her cook they wouldn't have a house anymore. ( they barely have windows. )

"Ok then. We let the people who can cook decide." Tenten said going to see if that DDR machine was still working.

They ended up having spaghetti and meatballs. Out of pity Hinata gave Naruto Ramen.

It was bed time! Yay! They were all about to go to sleep when……

CRASH!

"Damnit Kasumi! That's the 3rd window!"

"Sorry!" Kasumi said going back to her bed.

Ahem. They were about to go to sleep when…..

BANG BANG!

" What the hell?"" Yumi said walking over to her wall. Sure enough there was banging. It wasn't coming from Yumi's side of the room , so it must be….

" Naruto! Shut the hell up!" Yumi yelled through the wall.

" It's not me!" Naruto yelled.

" Oh I suppose there's someone else in your room banging on the walls!" Yumi yelled.

" Yumi! Naruto! Shut up I'm trying to sleep!" yelled Shikamaru.

" I would be able to sleep if SOMEONE wasn't banging on the walls!" yelled Yumi.

" He said shut up!" Sasuke yelled.

" Shut the hell up Uchiha! Yelled Yumi.

" It's not me!" Naruto yelled.

" Hey don't tell Sasuke to shut up!" yelled Sakura.

" If he talks it's only making the noise worse! "yelled Kiba.

" I wouldn't have to yell if someone keeps their voice down!" yelled Sasuke.

" Well if Naruto would stop banging on the walls I wouldn't have to yell!" yelled Yumi.

" It's not me!" whined Naruto.

" All of you SHUT THE HELL UP!" Neji yelled obviously getting mad.

" Who told YOU to come into this Hyuuga!" Kasumi screeched mad at everyone yelling at her younger sister blaming her. ( yes believe it or not Kasumi is 2 minutes older ).

" All of you shut the hell up before I use my sand against you!" Gaara yelled.

Then it got quiet. Truly , truly quiet………..

BANG! BANG!

Screaming shouting and pounding on the walls followed by complete silence could be heard from Naruto's room.

"Finally some peace." Yumi said going back to her bed.

BANG! BANG!

" That's It!" Yumi said grabbing a conveniently placed sludge hammer and opening the door only to be met with tons of angry faces.

" Ha! I knew it was you!" Kiba yelled.

" No it isn't!" Yumi defended.

" Then what were you doing with that sledge hammer?" Sasuke asked glaring.

" I was about to go knock out whoever is banging," said Yumi as if hitting someone with a sludge hammer was the most normal thing in the world.

The boys made another mental note. Stay and extra 3 feet away from Yumi.

" Besides don't you think there would be a hole in the wall if I did use the sludge hammer?" Yumi said.

They all mumbled something.

" Well who's banging then!" Ino yelled.

" It was you!" Sakura said pointing to Ino.

" Get that finger out of my face forehead girl!" Ino said throwing a punch.

Sakura ducked so Ino accidentally hit Shikamaru.

"Why you! " Shikamaru started.

This was followed by a full out war of punches and kicks and pinching and hammering.

" Please friends! Fighting is so UNYOUTHFUL! " Lee yelled.

He got knocked out by a suspicious looking sludge hammer.

So the night went on with fighting while a squirrel came out of the chimney laughing hysterically.

What will happen next? Why is this chapter so long? Why am I asking these questions? Find out in the next chapter! Well the first question anyway…. I'm going to need more reviews to update the story so please review! I'm begging you!