Disclaimer: I don't know the point of actually making a disclaimer if you know you don't own squat. For those of you who claim Naruto is yours then shame on you! By the way.. I don't own Naruto. Thanks to all my reviewers! ( someone reading this : coughyourstorysuckscough ) Anyway...enjoy!

About 12 p.m…………………..

"Ugh……What happened and why does my head hurt?" Kasumi started waking everyone up.

"Naruto! Get your ass outta my face!"

"Get your foot outta my eye!"

"Ewwww… arm pits smell like fart!"

"If they stink that bad move!"

So for the next 12 minutes they went on about how peoples arm pits stink and why peoples asses were in other people faces. Then the weirdest thing happened……

"Hey, we're out of food." Yumi said out of nowhere.

They all stared.

" What? We are." Stated Yumi plainly.

" Out of food? No it can't be! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Chouji yelled to the gods , who probably weren't listening.

" We can always go to the supermarket." Kasumi suggested.

With that said even though they were still in pajamas Chouji grabbed everyone by the arm, except Gaara who threatened to kill him if he did and ran to the store. Oh boy…..

" What are we looking for?" asked Kasumi.

"Food." Chouji stated.

"What kind of food?" Kasumi asked.

" Edible food." Chouji said.

"What kind of edible food?" Kasumi asked getting annoyed.

" Oooooh….. Chips." Chouji said running off to the chips aisle.

"How the hell are we gonna eat chips for breakfast ,lunch and dinner!" Yumi asked or more like yelled.

" What about Ramen?" Naruto asked.

"Maybe a few of those…" Kasumi said not knowing what she had just done.

"Ok! Hinata-chan will you come with me?" Naruto asked with a huge smile on his face.

"U-um sure." Hinata said as Naruto dragged her around the world or supermarket to find where they put the Ramen.

Yumi had to think. She couldn't leave her sister alone because if she did that her sister would come back with either all pink foods or tons of candy. So she was coming with her. She also needed sensible people t come with her. She would've asked Neji , because even though she hates to admit it he's probably the most sensible one their. But he went off to make sure Naruto doesn't harm Hinata. (because god knows he will ) She was taking Tenten because she was one of the very few sensible ones there. She was also taking Takeo because well……she didn't know she just wanted to.

With that she grabbed all 3 of them and headed off to the aisles with food they needed.

Gaara followed them because…..he didn't have a life and was bored.

Kiba dragged poor Shino to the dog food aisle to get more pounds of food.

Temari went to the make up aisle because she felt like it.

Lee went to the freezer burg aisle to go see if he could survive in the cold.

Kankurou , who had nothing better to do went to got stop Lee.

Sasuke who was only looking for some tomatoes was running for his pitiful life when the fangirls attacked him.

Sakura was trying to help Sasuke.

Shikamaru just fell asleep on one o the beds in the home decoration area.

Ino was in the check out aisle reading magazines.

That's pretty much it….

When they got to the check out aisle they couldn't believe what they saw. Actaully they could because it was normal behavior but Yumi , Kasumi , and Takeo couldn't.

Chouji had brought back about 50 bags of ships.

Naruto had over 100 cups of Ramen along with bumps and bruises courtesy of Neji.

Kiba had about 250 pounds of dog food.

Shino broke his back from holding the dog food.

Lee had frostbite.

Sasuke could be seen running by then every 12 seconds followed by Sakura and the fangirls.

Last but not least Shikamaru was being scolded by the manager about how he shouldn't sleep on expensive beds because it decreases their value.

"Naruto I thought I said a few!" Kasumi yelled.

"In his dictionary that is a few. " said Neji.

If it was the last thing she did it Yumi was straightening out this mess.

" Naruto a few is like maybe 3 or 4 put most of those back. Chouji I'm sure you can survive a few days without chips. Yumi stated calmly then turned to Kiba. " I'm sure that you don't need 250 packs of dog food , Lee don't ever do that again and Shikamaru if you wanted to sleep then you could've stayed home."

They all looked at her. Yumi was never this calm. They knew that the first day they met her.

Yumi then turned to the fangirls. Those poor, poor fangirls. Yumi was going to take her anger out on them. She pulled a machine gun she got for 50 off and started shooting.

……and shooting…

…and shooting…………

….and shooting……

There were so many fangirls Yumi had to keep on shooting for another hour.

"My work here is done." Yumi said and went to the check out line. "23 ,336,876 less fangirls you have to worry about."

Well……since I'm moving time a little bit slow I'm going to speed it up a week later k?

They were all deathly bored. Extremely ,extremely bored. Deadly bored. So bored they were making a movie about being bored called 'Being Bored ' the series.

They had done everything in the house 2,000 times when finally something exciting happened! No , Barney didn't die. Though that wouldn't be a bad idea It started thunder storming!

Ok , I know that a thunder storm isn't that exciting but compared to what they were doing now it was.

" Why do you and Yumi always wear a hat?" Tenten asked randomly.

"Cause we can." Was Kasumi's smart alec answer.

" Take you hat off." Tenten stated.

"No." was their reply.

Then the power went out. No they were still bored just bored in the dark. Which actually isn't much different from being bored in the light.

" I want to see what's under your hat." Whined Tenten.

"No! It's not as if you can see anything in the dark anyway." Said Yumi.

To be honest it wasn't really all that dark it was about sunset time and you could still see.

" If you ask me I'd say that you have a little secret you don't want anyone to know." Kiba said.

Takeo smirked at this already knowing what was under that hat. He wasn't going to tell them either. I won't either so don't ask.

" Well no one asked you now did they? It's hair just like everybody elses." said Yumi coldly.

" Now ,now Yumi no need to be rude if they want to know what's under that hat they can know……." Said Kasumi.

They all leaned in to hear what Kasumi would say next out of boredom or excitement. Mostly out of boredom. Yumi just raised and eyebrow.

" But they'll have to catch us first!" said Kasumi running away.

" Oh come on Kasumi they're not gonna do that whole catch and see thing it's child….ish.." Yumi finished seeing the looks on their faces. " Oh hell no."

Yumi got up running to some random place. The rest just chased after them . Takeo just sat down and recorded it with the video camera while Chouji who didn't feel like running around just ate his chips.

" Get back here! Let me see the hat!" Ino yelled dragging poor Shikamaru who now had carpet burn along with her.

"Never!" Kasumi said laughing maniacally.

On level 2 of the house.

" Stop chasing me! I never did anything to you!" saidYumi running for her life as she being the last one to get up had gotten most of the people.

" Just take off the hat and we'll stop!" said Sasuke who also wanted to know what was under the hat.

" What's so interesting about a hat!" screeched Yumi.

The others stopped. What was so interesting about a hat?

Ino suddenly yelled from the bottom floor. "STOP CHASING THEM THERE'S NOTHING UNDER THE HATS!"

" What a rip off." thought Sasuke.

They all went downstairs and sat in a circle bored to death. Yumi for once in her life almost looking scared and Kasumi bursting into fits of giggles every 12 seconds.

"Just what is so goddamn funny Kasumi?" Ino asked getting annoyed.

Kasumi went over to Ino and whispered something in her ear. Ino just grinned having control of her giggles and went to tell Sakura. Sakura having the same result as Ino.

Everyone else just looked at them.

" I'm bored." Naruto said.

" Saying you're bored isn't really helping the fact that you're bored." Said Shino.

" I know let's play I Never!" Kasumi suggested.

"What?" asked Shikamaru.

"No." Said Yumi.

" It's a game where some has to start a sentence with I never and if you did that thing that the person never did then you have to drink some wine but in this case some really nasty juice that I'm going to mix up."

They all still looked confused.

" For example if I said I never ate peanut butter and chili then if you have eaten peanut butter and chili you have to drink some of the disgusting juice." Tenten said.

"Fine then I'll play! I'm not scared unlike some people I know." Said Naruto giving Sasuke.

" Shut up dobe. I'm playing too." Said Sasuke.

" Teme!"

"Dobe."

"TEME!"

"Dobe."

"TEMEEE!"

"SHUT UP!" yelled Sakura fed up with all the yelling.

Kasumi had come back from getting the horribly nasty disgusting juice that looked like vomit mixed with Barney's ass. It doesn't take her a long time to make something nasty.

They all made a face looking at it.

" Kasumi get that outta my face. Geez put that somewhere. So troublesome…" Said Shikamaru said pushing it out of the circle.

" Who's going to start?" asked Ino.

Almost everyone's hand shot up except for the people who hated this game more than life itself.

Kasumi chose Kankurou.

" I never…..tried to kill my friend with a chainsaw." Finished Kankurou smirking at all the girls and Gaara's faces.

They all stared at the it.

"New freakin rule! We're using soap water instead of that disgusting crap!" yelled Yumi rushing to get the soapy water.

They all nodded in agreement. For all they know Kasumi could've created some new kind of disease in that stuff.

Yumi came back with the soapy water chucking the Vomit Barney Mix out the window. Hey , most of them are broken anyway what difference will one more make?

Then they all stared at the soap water. Kankurou was going to die after this.

Why couldn't we just be 18? Then we could use wine instead SOAP! Thought Yumi.

They all drank it. Some nearly throwing up some just making sour faces and some just spitting it out altogether right in Kankurou's face.

They all glared at Kankurou. He would pay dearly!

" Uh….hehe.. your turn Sasuke . " said Kankurou trying to ignore the many glares aimed at him. Keyword: Trying.

" I never got so hyper that I thought jumping off the roof would send aliens a message." Finished Sasuke.

" Hey that was only once! " yelled Naruto picking up his glass.

"Ahem…" Sakura erm..coughed.

Kiba picked up his glass.

They all stared in shock.

" Ahem!" Sakura coughed again.

Neji picked up his glass.

They nearly died.

" AHEM! " Kasumi coughed very loudly.

Takeo and Yumi picked up their glasses.

Now they were really shocked.

" What? Pixie Stix do very strange things to your body." Said Neji.

They all nodded in agreement.

"……….go Tenten." Sasuke said still shocked.

" Um…..I never threw someone of a cliff because they were annoying." Tenten said.

Yumi picked up her glass.

" That hurt too." Said Kasumi rubbing the back of her head.

Mental note for all . Stay an extra 13 feet away from Yumi.

" Does that include bridges and hills? " asked Sasuke.

" Umm…..yeah.." said Tenten wondering how many people use friend abuse.

Sasuke ,Neji , Sakura ,Ino , and Gaara all picked up their glasses.

Yeah they have serious friend abuse issues.

Shino was next.

" I never …died?" Shino said not caring if the question was stupid or not.

No one picked up their glasses. They thanked Shino for that.

It was then Kasumi's turn. Dear god help them.

" I never…" a huge grin was on her face. "…had a crush on my best friend."

Everyone's face except the sand siblings , Shino , Kiba , and Chouji turned a very nice shade of red.

Hinata ,Naruto , and Lee being the only truthful ones drank some of their glass.

Oh and just a little note Ino gave up on Sasuke in that whole weeks period of time and Sakura decided to just be friends with Sasuke.

" AHEM!" Kasumi coughed. There's so much denial in this room… Thought Kasumi.

Ino drank some of hers followed by Tenten.

"AHEM!" Kasumi coughed again. Hmm….. must be a cold coming around.

Sakura drank some of hers. Then Shikamaru.

The rest just looked away in embarrassment .

" Just some info. I can read your minds and I wouldn't want to accidentally spill someone's secret now would I?" Kasumi said smirking.

Yumi nodded so they would know she wasn't lying.

Takeo took a quick glance at Yumi before drinking some of his glass. Then followed by Sasuke.

Kiba nearly choked when that happened.

Neji and Yumi not wanting to be the last ones picked up they're glasses at the same time.

This raised more and more questions.

Then Yumi made a loud " Ahem! " noise. Kasumi wasn't the only one paying attention to other people's interactions.

Kasumi mumbled something and then picked up her glass.

It was Naruto's turn.

" I never….damn this is boring a hell! I wanna go play the Sims!" yelled Naruto.

" What's a Sims? " Temari asked.

" It's a game where you make your own virtual person and create their house and stuff like that." Sakura said.

"Isn't the power out? " asked Kiba.

" We have laptops." Kasumi said .

"Oh and before we go downstairs I'm not giving you any expansion pack stuff. Add your money together and buy a house with that." Said Yumi about to walk down the stairs.

Temari gave her a pleading look.

Yumi just folded her arms and said " No."

Kankurou then put on his best puppy dog pout which wasn't good at all.

"No."

Then Gaara gave a fake glare / pout look to Yumi. Which actually looked kind of cute if you were there.

" Ok." Yumi said ruffling Gaara's hair. " Gaara-kun convinced me."

Takeo glared. Really bad and really terribly glared. At Gaara. The Demon of sand.

Oh boy…..

Well, well is Takeo jealous? Find out next time! Tashae will be writing it and she's a bit mushy on the love scenes so let us know if it's too mushy!