Chapter 2:New friends or Foes?(yes, its cheesey, F u…xD)
Me: Hi! Its me again! Put this as teen, because their might be some bad words!
But, then again, it might only show up when it's a good part and when it has lasers and knifes! O.O, but yeah… w/e….
Some Hobo: DON'T FORGET! ASK THE NEAREST HOBO FOR HELP!
Me: WTF?!O.O HOBO!!!!!!! (beats up hobo) I don't own IZ….yeah…Forgot to put this in the other story…but w/e…
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Zim was still climbing the ladder…. "How high is this crazy thing?!" Zim muttered but almost shouted. He saw Gir using his jets and then jumped on.
"HI, Master! How'd you get there?" Gir said as he started to dance abit. Zim eyed Gir and then saw an Owl in the tree…
"Gir…what is that?" Zim asked as he still hung from his robot's leg. It was a bit quiet for a min. "A mongoose?" Gir took out a stick and started to poke the Owl.(Owls don't come 'round his house much,sooo it kind of looks weird...)
2 hours later…..
"Coo Coo!" The owl shouted. It was very pissed about being poked for 2 damn hours. Its beak had a white kind of fuzzy thingy. It started to flap its wings like crazy and dived right for Zim. "WHAT THE----AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
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(Inside/A few mins before inside)
It was bigger then what it looked like from the outside…And had a new living room too!
A boy came from the kitchen with a can of Poop soda and a pizza slice from bloaty's pizza hog. The boy sat down on the Navy couch. Next to him, was a girl who looked bored but was really into this angry monkey."What you watchin',Lula?"The boy asked as he sipped some of his Poop(Ooo,that's just wrong...)."The Angry Monkey show.Gir told me about it...hm,He's been gone for about 2 hours now..."Lula said.She got up and looked at The boy."Gee,Haseo,you seem to like the food.Well,at least their pizza and soda."
Haseo eyed Lula and threw the can at her head.Luckily,Haseo had already finished the soda part,so Lula didn't get any soda on her.Lula blinked her eyes and then walked over to the window.Lula looked outside of the window and watched the night sky."Hey,where--"A loud scream stopped Lula from finishing her question.Then a "THUMP" from outside,just like the scream.
Lula and Haseo looked at eachother and then dashed out.(No,they really just walked,cause they might have fallen...).When they got to the lawn,they noticed a body being peaked to death on the ground.Gir was sitting down next to the body and just looked at the owl."What the heck happened?"Haseo rose his brow and looked at the owl.Lula frowned and then said "shoo shoooo!" to the owl.It flew away from the body that just went through a really bad peaking.
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Zim slowly got up from the dirt.He coughed a bit as he rubbed his head.Lula looked at Zim and tried to see if she knew him.Her face grew happy and then she slapped Zim's back."HEY!I remember you!Your that kid Asuka kicked!"Lula said as a stupid but cute grin appeared on her face.Zim let out a few "eh?" and "huh?!",while Lula was hugging Gir."YOUR THAT EVIL PIG-SMELLY!What are you doing on ZIM'S house space thingy?!"Zim shouted as he twitched and moved his arms in the air again.Haseo rose his brow again and watched Zim freak out.Then he looked at his head."Um...Why is that Owl on my head...?"Lula was still hugging Gir,who was fine with it.Zim was still freaking out.
"DAMN YOU OWL!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at Haseo.He twitched and then started climbing back up the tree."I'm going to bed."Was the last words that past the night...
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(The next day at skool...)
Haseo was sitting behind Dib.Lula was next to Zita.And Asuka sat behind the Letter M.Ms.Bitter talked about some doom and the big bang.
It was lunch time.The three sat together in a table in front of Zim's.Dib was watching them just as much as Zim did."Hm...Something's weird about that Asuka girl..."Dib mumbled."Your voice is sooooo annoying!"Gaz poured her milk on top of Dib's head.He gave off his 'god,I hate when you do that' face.
Haseo took out a Game Slave 4 and started playing.Lula ate her food like any freak of narture.Asuka watched Haseo press the buttons of his GS4.
"Hm...I didn't know they had the same game as us...But then again,we slay all kind of things...even the TV.But,anyway,LULA!Another check on these guys,please."Asuka turned her way to Dib,but kept her eyes on Lula.Lula's eyes flashed like they did last time.A small disk came from her Sheave this time.She past it over to Asuka who,yet again slipped it into her pocket...
A shadow appeared behind Haseo."What ya playing?"
"GS4."
"How'd you get that?!"
"I have my ways..."
(By now,you should all know its Gaz!)Gaz sat down next to Haseo and watched him play.She threw her GS2 at some kid.Its soul came out and so did that kid's...
Dib sat at the table and watched them all."What do you want?"Asuka said as blinked.
"Um...Nothing?"
"Don't play dumb,unless you really are an idoit.Which you are..."
"Gee,you really know how to talk to people..."
"Gee,you really know how to be annoying..."
Asuka glared at Dib.She didn't like too many people.Plus,she was already pissed.Dib gave her the same look and then looked at Lula.He found heself getting warmer by the second.but shook it off.Lula looked at Dib and then Smiled.
"Your that big headed guy!"Lula smiled and then walked off to the door.Dib frowned at the head comment again.Asuka found herself laughing.
"Hahahahahahahahhahahaha!You thought she liked you?!"
"No...I thought she was a robot just like Zim's!"Dib started pointing at Asuka.Everyone looked at Dib and then threw a muffin at him.Asuka giggled and then walked off.Haseo and Gaz also followed.Zim came from behind Dib and smirked."Dib-Monkey...I think this counts as a victory for me..."
"You didn't do anything...It was Asu---"
"YOU LIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!I planed the cow pork(the muffin) throw!"
"No you---"
"YOUR HEAD IS BIG!!!!!!"Zim shouted as he started to twitch.
"STOP WITH THE BIG HEAD JOKES!!!!!!"
Zim started to laugh and then walked anyway.Dib grew angry.He started to scream like a monster.
"GGGGGGGGRRRRAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAA------OW!"
Yet,another muffin hit Dib's head.And so did the laughing of the little dirty children...those dirty liitle children...
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(Outside)
Asuka watched the kids play on their playgrounds.As some kid was about to past,she asked "Um,is skool over?"
"Wha?Noooooooo!Its are break from the public skool learning and stuff!"
"I see...tell me more..."
"We get to hang on bars and hit eachother with rubber balls that smell like pig!"
Haseo and Lula appeared behind Asuka.Haseo seemed happy for some reason.Which was an unlikey event...
"You get to hit eachother with rubber balls?!"Haseo got close to the kid.The kid nodded with a stupid grin.
"And...you don't get arrested for it?"
"Why would you get arrested for a playing a game...?"The kid gave Haseo weird look and then walked away.Haseo twitched for at least 5 mins."I think we better go take cover,Asuka."Asuka nodded and the two walked away from the boy.
3 seconds later...
It was a sight of Horror...
Kids were everywhere.All in an unbelieveable pain.The monkey bars were bent.The fence had ball size holes.And about three of the kids died...(okkie,they really just had to go home,because they ALMOST died...)
In the middle,Haseo stood there.A face of pure evil.Haseo walked over to one of the kids in pain.
"ahhh...whhhhhhhhyyyyy?ow..."
"Why?!You ask why?!FOOLISH CHILD!YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOUR ASKING WHY TO!!!!"
"aahhh...true...I don't even know who you are...ooowww"
"Eh?You don't?...ok...I'm Haseo.AND I WAS YOUR GREAT FALL OF DEFEAT!!!!!!!"
"aaahhh,I wasn't even playing legend Ball...whyyyyyy?!OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!"
"...I don't like you...now I will destory you..."A rubber lengend ball appeared in Haseo's hand...
"noooo...cough...don't do it...cough...noo.."
"Die..."
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From the far east of the playground,a table stood.Asuka and Lula were hiding there while the great battle.Zim was on top of the table,knocked out.Gaz was sitting at the table,un-harmed and playing GS3.Dib,not too far from them,was slowly waking up.He had gotten one of the worse hits in the battle...
"Asuka...do you think Haseo had calmed down?"
"I don't know...I really don't know..."
Asuka poked her head out from under the table.She gasped at what she saw.Then,she noticed that Haseo was about to really 'hurt' some kid.Asuka poked her head back under.She frowned at the fact that this was already happening...
Dib opened his eyes and slowly got up.He shook his head and saw the horror.Dib didn't want to get hit again,so he slowly made his way to the table.
"Gaz...what happened?"Dib asked as he got to the table and sat down,still in pain.
"Haseo,went crazy,rubber balls were flying,lots of scream,some kind of berry white song came on as it went into slow motion,bluh,bluh,bluh.Now get outta my sunlight."
Dib looked at Gaz in confusen when he heard something about a song.Asuka and Lula stood still under the table.
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Haseo started to float.A red light shot down on him.(kind of like in Gaz:taster of pork!)He was about to sock that kid right in the head.The ball grew one fire of blueness.The kid started to cry...was this his last day to see the light in once he remembered?Will he ever see his mom and dad ever again?Will they ever bring back the show Invader Zim?!It was all unknown...
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That was long...and yes,I'm posting this and yet still no one reviewed my story...
it makes me sad...crys
But,please R&R...or I'll send some crazy mongooses on your ass!(twitch)
Yeah,I might write another chapter today...But who cares?your all not reading it...And now my eight button is being a jerk!
Well,w/e...just R&R,please!-
