Okay, happy moments in this chapter! Maybe not for Sasuke, but for Naruto, yes! And just so the world knows, I dont like Sakura. Maybe I'll make her gain a hundred pounds! Or maybe not. Tell me what to do, oh glorious reviewers!!!! In case yon havent figured it out, I am very happy today, and could I please have some reviews?
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Sasuke slumped against a tree forlornly. Now what? The little voice in his head answered Well, for starters, you could pick your ass off the ground, Uchiha. Sasuke sighed and slowly got to his feet. What the hell did I do? He cant hate me, thats not like Naruto to hate. Why dont you ever think these things through, Sasuke? You knew it hurt him, you just didn't care! Everyone has their breaking point, Sasukes stomach lurched. You of all people should know that...
"At least I finally kissed him," he mused to himself. "God knows what I would have done if I didnt get it out." Sasuke felt so sad at that moment. There wasnt anyone around for him anymore. Sure, the village still loved him, but he wasnt close enough to anyone to just spill his guts. His fan club had always made it clear they would love to be around him, but the very thought of being around them repulsed him. "No," the raven muttered bitterly. "I'm all alone." An image of a certain blond fluttered into his head, followed by the image of dozens and dozens of jagged scars cris-crossing the smooth skin of forearms. "Just like you, my love." A bitter smile tainted his lips, thinking of how badly he had screwed up, and how fast his attitude towards liking men had changed. Heading back towards town, he made a decision: I'm going to find my angel, I'm going to tell him I'm sorry, and I'll spend any amount of time making it up to him! No matter what it takes! His smile lost a little of its bitterness, but just a little. How unlike you, Uchiha, his mind murmured
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Naruto wandered through the streets of Konoha, smiling at everyone he passed. They in return threw him dirty looks, a few muttered curses under their breath, and one old bastard was even polite enough to flip him the bird. Yet, the blond seemed to remain unfazed. In his head, his emotions were running rampant. The hate of the villagers was mixing with the calm from his self-inflicted wound and his thoughts of Sasuke's kiss, and was making him question a number of things. He was so engrossed in thought, he didnt remember where he was walking until he smacked dead-on into the ramen shop.
"Dammit!" he swore violently.
"Naruto! I'll have no such language in my shop!" the old man behind the counter snapped. "Now, what'll it be?"
"Miso, but just one bowl today."
"One bowl? ONE bowl?!? Is my best customer sick?" The old man demanded, a little franticly.
"Calm down old man! I'm just not very hungry today, is all." Naruto said, a little bit happier than before. Settling himself down, his bowl was delivered to his table a moment after. Slurping down noodles, he resumed his thoughts.
I wonder if Sasuke likes... dammit no! Stop thinking about the Uchiha! But did I really like it? Does that mean I'm gay? His mind traveled to all the times he had looked a little too long at Gaara's ass, Neji comming out of the water all wet, at Sasuke with his shirt off... Okay, okay, I admit it, I'm gay! So why did he still get a boner thinking about Sakura naked? Bisexual, I'm bisexual... Do not think of Sakura in the shower... Shit! This is a public place... uh... drowning puppies! Um, house fires! Dammit! Um, THE HOKAGE NAKED! THE HOKAGE NAKED... thank god, its gone...
While Naruto had struggled to keep his hormones under control, he didn't notice that someone had crept up behind him...
"Naruto?"
"GAH!" at the sight of dark hair, Naruto freaked. The last thing he wanted was to deal with Sasuke and his shit now.
"Are you alright Naruto? You seem a little flushed." the voice asked with concern.
"Oh its you Neji. Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Naruto muttered, turning a little redder.
"Someone else? Why, are you expecting someone?" Neji seemed to fall a little flat, but then Naruto waved it off.
"No, no, its nothing. Watcha doing here, Hyuuga?" Nruto inquired, slurping down another mouthful of noodles.
Neji hesitated. "Naruto, I've been thinking a lot..."
"Oh, you shouldn't do that, makes your head hurt!" Naruto jokingly cut in.
"I guess not," Neji chuckled. "But I've come to realize something..." his words faltered.
Naruto, sensing the other boys nervousness, chimed in, "Go on, Neji, I dont bite." He smiled at the dark haired boy encouragingly.
"Well," Neji continued, obviously nervous. "Okay, here goes nothing. Naruto, I'm gay."
Naruto looked up. "Thats it?"
"What?!" Neji spluttered. "I just told you I like guys and all you say is 'Thats it'?"
"Well, given all the fuss you were making, I thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant." the blond grinned up at Neji, "I don't have a problem with it. You like who you like, there's nothing you or anyone can do about it."
"So thats it? You're cool with it?"
Naruto rolled his eyes. "Neji, Iruka is like my father. Do you think I'd stop loving him just because he decided to let Kakashi hump him instead of a girl?"
Neji's eyes widened, obviously trying to block out the image of Kakashi humping anyone. "Thanks Naruto. You're great." He smiled warmly at the other boy.
"Any time Hyuuga." Naruto took another slurp of noodles.
"Um, Naruto? Theres still something I haven't told you..." Neji said softly
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Sakura sat up in bed. My god, she thought. How long have I been in bed? Stupid flu, making me miss training, and time with my precious Sasuke-kun! Dont worry baby, she thought, telepathicly sending a message to the Uchiha. We'll be together soon! And Imma luuuurve you! Sakura opened her eyes to discover she had been tonguing her pillow. Blushing, her eyes frantically searched the room for anyone who might have seen her. "Thats just what you do to me, Sasuke-darling!" she sang. "I will never, EVER let another girl have you..." Her eyes narrowed at the memory when Tenten had the gall to start dating her Sasuke-kun. She gave that girl the fight of a life time! Okay, so Tenten had beaten her. But Sakura still felt confident she had made her point. Especially since Tenten had broken up with Sasuke a week later.
Stretching out, Sakura wobbled over to the window. She knew she should be resting, but she hated staying in bed all day. And since she couldn't go outside, she figured she may as well glance out the window to see if she could catcha glance of her sex-god.
"No, no Sasuke." She sighed dissapointedly. "But theres that idiot Naruto, and who's that- WHAT!?!? Did Neji just KISS Naruto?!"
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Fifty feet away, a certain raven-haired boy could be seen, his face heating up with fury. Neji with Naruto?! that little BITCH! How dare he kiss MY blond angel! Must - KILL! But his feet seemed rooted to the ground, and there he stood, trembling with rage as he watched another claim HIS blond's lips.
And the worst part was, Naruto didn't even try and pull away.
Tah-Dah! Not to sound desperate, but may I please have some reviews? My goal is fifteen new ones! Yes, yes I'm a greedy bitch...
