I dont own Naruto

Writers block, writers block, DAMN YOU WRITERS BLOCK! I'm going to blame it onall the sugar I had today, and then I'm going to go hate myself for a while. In fact, lets do a little person count here:

Readers who think I'm horrible (and are probably right): 1

Who feel bad for Sasuke: 2

Who feel bad fro Naruto: Uh, everyone?

Thanks to everyone who reviewed! And to those who didnt, you shall be slapped with a soggy asparagus!

Naruto was as shocked as anyone else when he felt Neji's soft, pale lips press against his, chapped pink ones. But what shocked him even more was how willingly he opened his mouth for the dark-haired boy when his tongue pressed against Naruto's mouth. Neji's warm tongue flickered around in Naruto's mouth, exploring, wanting to taste all of the kitsune. Unfortunately, the two soon ran out of oxygen, and were forced to break apart. As Neji leaned back into his seat, he took in Naruto's dazed-but-happy expression and the string of saliva that still connected their lips.

"So, what do you think, Naruto?" Neji was smiling at the blond.

"Wow," Naruto murmured softly. "That was... I mean you're... um..." Neji's smile only grew as he watched the nervous blond stutter and blush. He gently reached out with one hand and cupped the other boy's face.

"I mean, what do you think about us, Naruto?" he asked quiety.

"I think..." Naruto swallowed. "I think I would like an us." Naruto had never before noticed how beautiful Neji was. His pale, pale skin and eyes framed by jet black hair, he had a kind of wicked beauty about him, but you had to focus to see it.

"Good." Neji's other hand took Naruto's in with a gentle squeeze. "I'd like to take you out tonight then, if its all right with you." Naruto only nodded. "I'll come pick you up at seven. See you then." Neji gave Naruto another deep kiss before heading off to wherever he was going. A big goofy grin spread over Naruto's face. Me and Neji... I think I like the sound of that. Naruto and Neji. He got up from his chair and started walking back to his apartment, as if he was in a dream, ramen completely forgotten until the Ichiraku manager came chasing after him with a wooden spoon.

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It had taken every ounce of self-control Sasuke had to stop himself from murdering Neji where he had stood.

"Nobody," Sasuke breathed darkly, "Gets to touch what belongs to an Uchiha. Nobody! And oh, my little Naru-chan, if you think I'm going to just step aside and let that white-eyed freak claim you, oh you are both so very wrong! You're mine and..." he trailed off when he noticed the blond approching him. Naruto didnt seem to even notice Sasuke standing there, he was in a trance, a carefree smile plastered on his face. For the first time, it infuriated Sasuke to see that grin, as it had been put there by another.

Sasuke leaned against the street sign, waiting for the kitsune to notice him. When Naruto walked right by, he spoke up.

"Where ya going, dobe?"

Naruto snapped out of his trance. "Oh, its you." he snapped bitterly. "What do you want, Uchiha?"

Sasuke became a little pissed off when Naruto spoke to him like that. He jogged to catch up with the blond, and continued walking beside him. "Heard you got a date tonight." Naruto's eyes narrowed. "With Neji." Sasuke practically spat out the Hyuuga's name, like it was a filthy curse.

Hearing Sasuke say Neji's name like that, a twinge of anger flared up in him. "So what if I do? And why the hell do you care, Teme? Jealous, are we?" Naruto taunted.

Sasukes obsidian eyes widened. Its almost as if you could read my mind, love. Some faggish moron isn't good enough for you. "Jealous? Of what? Oh-" He forced a laugh. "You can not mean Neji. No, I dont want some mutant jackass all over me."

"Dooooon't talk about Neji like that, asshole!" Naruto whipped around to face the raven. "And you're one to talk, you're so fucked up in the head, it isn't funny! Abandonning your village and everyone who loves you for some freaky phedophile the mere chance of killing your brother!" Naruto quickly clamped his hand over his mouth, even though there was no one around.

Deadly sharingan flared up in the Uchiha's eyes. "S-Sasuke I'm so-orry. I didnt mean-" Naruto was cut off by a low, deadly voice.

"Dont... bring... up...him!" Sasuke spat on the ground. Naruto's eyes were wide open. He wasn't afraid, he had long outgrown his fear of the Uchiha since hauling him back from the sound, but it shocked him to see the raven lose control like that.

Sasuke took a few deep breaths to calm himself. His sharingan deactivated, he turned to smirk at the blond. "Dont look so afraid Naruto, and close that trap of yours. Bugs might fly in." and he kept walking, still smirking to himself. Naruto looked so cute just then!

The blond ran a few steps to catch up. "I'm not scared, Teme." Naruto mumbled. "And bugs are not going to fly in. Since when do you care, anyways?"

Ah, the moment Sasuke had been waiting for. He quickly pinned Naruto to the brick wall of a building. "Sasuke, wha-" then a moment of clairity hit him, and he remembered the mornings events. Oh shit!

"Oh Naruto, haven't you figured it out yet? I've always cared, aways been watching, and always, always wanted you..." their faces were almost touching, and Naruto could clearly see Sasuke's predatory grin. "And now, you're finally mine..." and the raven leaned in to capture his blonds lips.

Naruto saw Sasuke's lips comming, and honestly, he wouldn't have minded kissing the Uchiha a second time. But just then, an image of Neji's sad face crossed his mind.

"No, don't!" Naruto kicked Sasuke off him, and tore down the street, away from the raven. Leaving him standing there, stunned, but only for a moment. A twisted smile crossed Sasuke's face. Oh, my little kitsune. You can run, but mark my words, I will make you mine. And with that, he sauntered off in the opposite direction, a grin on his face that made all the babies he passed cry.

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Sakura was ready to rip the gutter off the side of her building. It was blocking her from seeing Sasuke's face! And Naruto, yes, but that blond freak, sorry, Fag, she thought to herself, didnt matter. All of Sasuke she could see was his legs! So it was her relief when the Konoha ice-prince turned around and started walking in her building's direction. On the other hand, she was a little worried as the look on his face made her want to hide in the ground for another seven years, and his and Naruto's legs had been quite close...

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Not exactly what I planned to do, and I'm really not happy with this, but I have a load of work to do. I know it isnt an excuse, but I felt the need to add SOMETHING. I might add more angst later. And some sex scenes, you can never go wrong with a sex scene. I promise the next chappie will be better!