Twilight Poet: 'Ello! It's just me for this chappie! Dawndreamer and I are taking it in turns. The Elves are coming!! MUHAHAHA! Err... cough... yeah... all the elvish translations are at the bottom.
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Chapter 2 – They're bloody everywhere!
The sun shone through the window and onto Sarah's face. She stretched and got out of bed. Wiping sleep from her eyes, she headed for her en-suite bathroom. Relaxing under the shower, she let the warm water wash away the haziness of the morning. She was careful to be quite, Max was in the room next door and she was NOT a morning person.
Turning off the water, she got out and dried herself, tying back her wet hair. Leaving the towel on the ground, she headed back into her room and pulled on a pair of blue jeans and a light pink top with the words 'baby girl' on it in hot pink. Suddenly she heard a sound behind her. She turned slowly to see a person in her bed, staring at her. His hair was long, his eyes were blue and his mouth was wide open.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ella's scream echoed throughout the whole house.
"HOW LONG WERE YOU WATCHING?!" she screeched.
"M-My Lady, I-I-I-"he stuttered.
"HOW LONG!?"
"Since you came out of the other room..." he said, lowering his head.
Ella blushed in anger and embarrassment and opened her mouth to yell at him, but she was interrupted by multiple screams and crashes from Max's room.
"Max!!" she cried, forgetting the weird guy. Running she burst into her friend's room, "Are you all ri- Wah?"
She never finished. Instead she burst out laughing at the sight of Max beating two young men with a lampshade. The men were huddled in a corner and the lampshade was far beyond broken.
Finally Max stopped, gasping for breath.
"And if you ever– I repeat EVER –touch me again, I'll make you wish you never been born!" she cried, before throwing the twisted metal over her shoulder.
The young men uncovered their faces, "Yes, mam," they said meekly.
They were identical twins with long black hair, blue eyes and ...pointy ears. Ella recognized them immediately and turned in shock to see the man, elf, who had been in her room.
"L-l-legolaaaaaa-" there was a loud 'Thud' as she fainted to the floor.
Max ran over to her, "Ella? C'mon Ella buddy, wake up DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THOSE TWO!!" she cried, pointing wildly at the twins who were looking amused.
Irritated that nothing was happening, Max shoved her unconscious friend into Legolas's arms before running into the bathroom. She came running back with a glass of water and threw it at Ella, soaking the prince too.
Ella woke up gasping and looked up at Legolas, who was holding her carefully.
"Help!" she groaned, "I'm being violated!"
Legolas raised his eyebrow in surprise, "I assure you my lady that-"
"She's not yours!" interrupted Max
"Excuse me?" asked Legolas
"She's...not...yours," repeated Max, slower.
"I never said-"
"Yes you did."
Legolas looked at the girl who was quite a lot shorter than him. "I didn't."
"You DID! She's a lady but she's not yours!" growled Max.
Legolas opened his mouth to reply when suddenly there was a crash down stairs. Max and Ella looked at each other and rushed down. They entered the Kitchen only to find 4 really small people staring wide-eyed at a bowl of nuts that was now spread all over the floor.
"Oh great I just cleaned that," groaned Ella
"HOBBITS!" cried Max, pouncing on them. "PIPPIN!" she cried hugging him tight, "MERRY!" she hugged him too, "FRODO! SAM!" she squashed them both into one bone-crushing hug.
"Hah!" grinned Merry, "and you said we'd be in trouble."
"How come you didn't greet us that way?" asked a voice from the door. Max turned to see the twins standing there.
Max looked at them, a curious look on her face. "And you are...?"
"You don't remember?" one asked, "you just beat us to death with a... I don't even know what it was!"
Max looked just as blank faced. The twins looked at each other and grinned, they were going to have fun with this one.
"What's this?" they asked, holding up one of Max's bras.
Max paled.
"Is it a slingshot?" asked one thoughtfully.
Blushing deep red, she ran up to them and grabbed the offending garment.
"ULUK HUO!" she cried before running upstairs. The elves looked a little surprised, but they shrugged and began to find something else to do when suddenly Ella slapped herself in the face. Everyone looked at her in shock.
"Nope," she said thoughtfully, "this isn't a dream." And with that, she began cleaning up the nuts and broken pottery. Legolas knelt down beside her.
"Lady, where are-"
"Your forgiven," said Ella, not looking at him.
"Forgiven?" he exclaimed.
"Yes," she replied calmly.
"For what?" he asked, looking down at her superiorly.
"For spying on me."
"I wasn't spying on you!"
Ella looked him in the eye, "than why didn't you say anything until AFTER I was dressed?"
He paused for a moment, obviously thinking hard, "I didn't want to scare you," he said finally, but Ella had already gone.
Another scream echoed from upstairs. Everyone ran into the living room only to see Max running down the stairs in a towel. She scrambled and hid behind Ella. "THEY'RE BLOODY EVERYWHERE!" she screeched.
Thudding down the stairs, complete with axe, was Gimli.
Everyone began talking at the same time, half yelling, half groaning or laughing.
"SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!" cried Max, everyone looked at her.
"Sut uma lle sinta Eldaie?" one of the twins asked
"DINA!!!!!" she yelled at him.
"bu-" he tried again
"DINA!"
"I-"
"Dina!"
"yo-"
"DINA!!!" Cried Ella, Max and Legolas at the same time.
"En nya he lannea," whispered Elladan.
"Melaly!" grinned Elrohir, looking at Max's legs.
"Re yel rangwa lle," said Ella.
Max looked furious. The twins blanched.
"STAND STILL SO I CAN KILL YOU!!" she screamed, holding tightly to her towel and chasing Elladan and Elrohir, mop in hand.
"Stop! STOP!," cried Legolas, but they ignored him.
Gimli, Frodo and Sam were betting on whether or not she'd catch them.
"They're fast," pointed out Frodo
"But the lass sure is angry," argued Gimli.
Legolas turned to Ella who was watching with amusement. "Listen, I know my cousins probably deserve this but I don't really want them beaten to death, is there anyway you can stop her please?"
Ella looked at him and smiled, "well, since you asked so nicely." Picking up Pippin, she walked over to where Max was chasing the twins around a large pole. As she passed, Ella held out the frightened Hobbit.
"Maxie," she called.
Max looked up, "PIPPIN!!" she cried. She immediately dropped the mop and glomped the little Hobbit.
"MERRY!" yelled Pippin, extremely frightened. Merry responded to his little cousin's calls and came running.
"MERRY!!" cried Max and pulled him into the hug as well.
Elladan lent down next to her, "aww, no hug for us?" he smirked.
Max growled and punched him.
After much persuasion, Max finally gave up the two hobbits and went upstairs to get dressed. When she came back she was wearing black cargo pants and a black top with the words, 'attitude problems' written in red on the front. A red bandana held her messy blond hair back.
"So?" she asked, plopping down on one of the beanbags. Everyone else was sitting in various spots. Elladan, holding a piece of meat on his eye, grinned at her. She took a deep breath. "We know who you are but... How did you get here?"
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Twilight Poet: Chaos! Panic! Confusion! My work here is done. --Y awn— Nighty night Kittens, pleasant dreams zzzz... your turn Dawndreamer.........zzzzzzz.........zzzzz.
Elvish Translations:
ULUK HUO EVIL DOG! (so polite isn't she?)
Sut uma lle sinta Eldaie? How do you know Elvish?
DINA!! Shut Up!
En nya he lannea look at her clothes
Melaly lovely!
Re yel rangwa lle She can understand you
