Dawndreamer: Hello again! Trying to find time to do this fic in between school, homework and a lengthy list of assignments is quite tricky! I needed some help from Twilight Poet to get me started.

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Chapter 3 – Hyper Hobbits

"Well we know who you are, but how on earth did you get here?!"

Max and Ella looked at them all expectantly. The men exchanged nervous glances.

"It's a punishment," they all said, rolling their eyes.

Ella sighed, "Ok, you first Elladan."

"We glued Arwens crown to her head," sniggered Elladan.

"Again," added Elrohir, trying to hold back giggles, while Max and Ella cringed at the thought of poor Arwen desperately trying to pull her crown off her head and ripping out half her hair in the process.

"And that pretty boy over there cut off my beard!" yelled a now nearly beardless Gimli, pointing, at a now livid, blonde elf.

"That's because you decided to pluck out ALL my eyebrows while I was sleeping!" Legolas bellowed standing up.

Then Gimli too stood up and retorted, "That's because you tried to give me a bubble bath!"

Everyone turned towards Legolas and raised their eyebrows, expecting an explanation. "What?" he said, "I love bubble baths, and they make my skin smooth as a baby's bottom!" All the other males in the room rolled their eyes, while Max and Ella held back from giving in to fits of laughter.

"Well we know why they're here, but what about you four?" Max asked looking at the small friends she adored.

Looking nervously at one another they confessed, "We gate crashed a party that was held in honor of Manwe."

"Awesome!" cried Max, smiling widely.

"Yeah it was. Paris Hobbiton was there. Boy she's one hot hobbit..." smirked Merry nudging his buddies.

"The food wasn't bad either!" added Pippin, reminiscing.

"Speaking of food, I'm starving!" said Elrohir standing up and making his way towards the fridge, closely followed by Elladan and the four hobbits.

Suddenly there was the sound of loud thumping music and car tyres screeching to a halt. And then the sounds of "MAXIIINE!!!" "ELLLLLLA!!!"

Max and Ella looked at each other in dismay. That could only mean one thing – the sleezba's were back!

"Quick, what do we do!" asked Max, panic stricken.

"We'll have to go and get rid of them; we can leave our guests alone in here for 5 minutes. Look," she pointed towards all eight men crowded around the fridge pushing the light on and off, all fascinated.

Max giggled, "I suppose they couldn't do much harm in 5 minutes. Let's go kick some sleezba butt!"

Max and Ella put on their fake smiles and walked towards Josh and Trent, who were leaning on their yellow convertible. Both wore dark sunglasses, Trent had his black hair greased back and Josh had his light brown hair gelled into a back to front mullet. Both wore cheesy smiles on their faces as the girls approached.

(Max & Trent's conversation)

"Hello Maxine, long time no see honey," said Trent, kissing her cheek. Right now Max felt like puking, she knew what he was trying to do.

"Look Trent I know what you're trying to do, and my answer is and always will be no. I will not sign those marriage papers."

"Why not baby?"

"Well for starters I don't like the idea of having a husband that would break into my bathroom and try to spy on my while I'm showering."

"You're absolutely right baby," Trent replied, taking off his sunglasses to reveal a black eye.

"I am?" Max raised an eyebrow.

"I agree with you honey, I'd rather not break in. I'd want you to unlock the door and invite me in to watch the show," he said with a grin.

"WHAT!" Max screamed. She then moved on to punch his other eye!

(Ella & Josh's conversation)

"Hello my foxy lady," said Josh, slapping Ella's bottom.

"Hi Josh," said Ella in a monotonic voice.

"What's wrong snooglie poo?" he asked pulling her closer to him as Ella tried to hold in her anger.

"Uh hello earth to Josh, you broke into my best friend and my beach-house last night, trying to catch a glimpse of us in the shower! You deserved everything you got!" she said becoming steadily angrier.

"C'mon mushy bear, you can't mean that," he said standing up pulling her against him and squeezing her bottom.

"Oh yes I can..." Ella screamed at him, kneeing his 'family jewels'.

Both Ella and Max turned to look at one another; each had gained grim satisfaction by inflicting pain onto the sleezba's, their mission was complete. Suddenly there was a loud crash as the girls front door smashed open and the figure of Gimli came running up behind them, waving his axe, helmet pushed down over his eyes and foaming at the mouth.

"AHHHHH!!!" Josh and Trent's girlie screams echoed throughout the neighborhood.

"That crazy psycho hairy dude is coming straight for us! He's gonna dint the car! Quick, drive, drive!" screamed Trent as Josh hobbled into the driver's seat and started the car.

But he was too late; Gimli had raised his axe and in one movement had sent it plummeting down onto the car's bonnet, leaving more than just a dint and a scratch in the paint!

"AHHHHH!!!" there was another girlie scream and Josh and Trent had driven off in a cloud of burnt rubber.

Max and Ella were dumbstruck. They ran over to Gimli and somehow miraculously managed to get his helmet off his head without losing a limb.

"Why those damn elves! One of these day's I'll – I'll!!" yelled Gimli as they ran back to the house.

When they got there they found four hobbits laughing hysterically and shaking uncontrollably and three elves foaming at the mouth.

"EVERYBODY STOP!!!" screamed Max as nine pairs of eyes turned towards her. She then walked over to the four hobbits who were all standing huddled outside the pantry, Pippin holding something behind his back.

"What've you got there Pip?" she asked as he handed the empty container to her still shaking. "Did you eat this straight out of the container?" she asked. Still shaking uncontrollably they all nodded. Max turned to Ella and showed her the container which had once held ground Nescafe coffee. Both girls burst out laughing. As the others just exchanged glances.

When she composed herself, Ella approached the three elves and asked, "What happened here?" she carefully examined the white foam around their mouths. "Alright who's got it?" she asked as she walked over to Legolas.

"Give it to me."

"But you didn't say please."

"Give it to me please," she asked holding out her hand. Instead Legolas shook the can of whipped cream and sprayed it in her face and all over her top. Ella squealed, grabbed the can off him and began to spray him back.

"Max, catch!" she said as she tossed her friend another can, inviting her to join in the fight as the hobbits came rushing over to join in the fun.

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Dawndreamer: Well I hoped you liked this chapter! Its Twilight Poet's turn next! Next time...

What's for dinner?

Bathtime (!) and

Where will they sleep?!

See you next time! Oh thanks to everyone who reviewed, Twilight Poet and myself will personally thank ppl!

CYA!