Twilight Poet: Hail fair people! How art thou this beauteous morn? Haha, ok back to business! Here is Chapter 6! Oh, and congratulations to Dawndreamer for getting Chapter 5 in so fast! #claps# Yes, and I wanted to make this a slightly different chapter and so I've added a song in!  #smirk#

Disclaimer: I own only Max and Trent. Josh and Ella belong to Dawndreamer and everything else belongs to da really talented people who made it.

Chapter 6 – Sing a song and run for your life!

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"Awww! But WHY?!" the hobbits whined when Max told them they had to stay.

"Because you won't be so easy to hide and…" Max paused, how the hell was she supposed to explain this?

"Err, people here haven't seen hobbits before!" rushed Ella, crossing her fingers behind her back.

The hobbits faces drooped and they hung their heads. Max felt sorry for them, but what else could they do? Suddenly a song came into her head and, not knowing what results would come of it, she sang.

Chiquitita, tell me what's wrong

You're enchained by your own sorrow

In your eyes there is no hope for tomorrow

How I hate to see you like this

There is no way you can deny it

I can see that you're oh so sad, so quiet

The hobbits looked up at her is slight surprise. The elves were equally confused, but Ella just smiled, she'd been expecting this. Max knelt down and put her hands on Pippin and Merry's shoulders.

Chiquitita, tell me the truth

I'm a shoulder you can cry on

Your best friend, I'm the one you must rely on

You were always sure of yourself

Now I see you've broken a feather

I hope we can patch it up together

A small smile came to the hobbit's lips and Max stood up again. Winking at Ella, the she faced the hobbits and grinned. Together Ella and Max sang the chorus, dancing around.

Chiquitita, you and I know

How the heartaches come and they go and the scars they're leaving

You'll be dancing once again and the pain will end

You will have no time for grieving

Chiquitita, you and I cry

But the sun is still in the sky and shining above you

Let me hear you sing once more like you did before

Sing a new song, Chiquitita

Try once more like you did before

Sing a new song, Chiquitita

The hobbits laughed and joined in with the dancing. Ella looked at Frodo and Sam, who still looked a little glum.

So the walls came tumbling down

And your love's a blown out candle

All is gone and it seems too hard to handle

Chiquitita, tell me the truth

There is no way you can deny it

I see that you're oh so sad, so quiet

Max and Ella took this time to dance around and turn on as many entertaining things as possible at the same time as getting themselves and the elves ready and heading towards the front door. Seeing the hobbits were dancing around to the song on the CD player and having all kinds of fun, the girls and newly disguised elves slipped out the door and locked it.

Try once more like you did before

Sing a new song, Chiquitita…

Once outside the elves applauded. Taking on exaggerated expressions, Max and Ella bowed and blew kisses to their 'adoring fans'.

"Well that was fun!" Max grinned, as they walked over to her car.

She pulled down the roof and watched carefully as the elves got in. Once everyone was secure, she jumped in the front and started it up.

"To the shops!" Ella pointed dramatically.

Laughing, they drove off. The girls laughed all the harder as the elves insisted that they preferred their hats off so their hair could blow in the wind. Soon they were driving through the local junction trying to find a man's clothing shop.

"Wow, who would have thought there were so few around!" exclaimed Ella as they pulled over and headed towards 'All Men's Wear'.

Stepping into the shop, the girls showed the elves how to check for sizes and prices before heading off to find other things for them.

"What about this one?" asked Legolas, showing Ella a button up white shirt with a collar, "the price is thirteen dot forty-five and it fits me?"

Ella smirked and took it along with a pair of jeans he'd chosen earlier. Elladan had chosen baggy cargoes and hooded top, while Elrohir chose shorts and a sleeveless shirt. All three wore a cap of some kind to cover their hair and ears. Getting the elves to wear their new outfits, Ella and Max carefully placed Matt's old clothes in a box they had brought with them before headed to the counter to pay.

"That'll be $98.95 please," sighed the checkout girl. She looked up as she handed them back their change and was so shocked she swallowed her gum. "AHHH! IT'S ORLANDO BLOOM!!" she screamed.

"Jigs up fellas!" Cried Max in a gangster voice, "Quickly, to the get away car!"

Confused, the elves let the girls drag them back to the car, but it wasn't there.

"WHERE THE HELL IS MY CAR??" Max shrieked.

A policeman came up to her. "Was yours a blue convertible?"

"Yes!" Max sobbed, "Where's my baby?? What's happened to her?"

"You parked in a no parking zone and it was towed away." The policeman replied, "To Carlo's car crush and repair store."

Max's mouth dropped to the ground, "WHAT???????"

"It was just a car," Legolas muttered. Not quietly enough.

Hearing his, Max leapt and grabbed his collar, pulling him down to her level. "Say that again and I'll punch your pretty face all the way back to middle earth!!!" she growled raising her fist.

"LEAVE OUR LEGGY ALONE!" came a chorus of screams.

Everyone looked up to see what looked like a small army of girls, each holding a broom, mop or otherwise something that would cause much pain if swung hard enough.

"Oh… My… Gawd…" Ella cried building to a crescendo, "IT'S THE FANGIRL ARMY!!"

Wide-eyed with terror, both elves and girls footed it, the army gaining on them with each moment.

"What are they?" yelled Elladan, "If they're evil shouldn't we stay and fight?"

Ella took on a 'Gandalf voice', "No my friends, their obsession runs to deep, we could never win."

Skidding to a halt, they rounded a corner, Max in the lead.

"Where are we going?" Elrohir called.

"TO GET MY CAR!" Max yelled back. No one dared argue.

Reaching the car store, they snuck passed the guards.

"Isn't this illegal?" Ella questioned as they crept into the car and started the engine.

"Would you rather Ollie here be smothered by adoring fans?" asked Max, raising an eyebrow.

"Step on the gas!"

Making sure nothing would scratch her 'baby', Max drove as fast as she dared out of the parking place, almost running down the two guards who tried to stop her. Grabbing her mobile, Max called home, relieved that she'd put the answering machine on. Praying they could hear her, she talked to the hobbits.

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"Hobbits? Are you there?"

Merry, who had been closest to the phone jumped back in shock. The others stared with similar expressions on their faces.

"Max?" asked Pippin reaching out to push a button on the machine.

"DON'T TOUCH IT!" yelled Max's voice. Pippin jumped back, startled. The voice continued, "Ok my pretty puny pals, I want you to- ARGHH!!!"

The voice quickly changed to Ella's, "MAX! Keep your eyes on the road! Ok Hobbits, we're talking to you through –err- a special magic to tell you we're in a bit of trouble."

Suddenly Gimli came in, whistling a tune. He turned in surprise to hear the girl's voices, "What sorcery is this?" he cried, "Are they trapped??" he ran over to the machine, axe raised above his head. "Don't worry lasses! I'll get you out!"

"NO! NO GIMLI N-"

Ella was cut short as Gimli viciously attacked the talking box. After his frenzy ceased, he looked around. "Where are they?" he questioned

The hobbits back away from him, eyes wide. Gimli looked down at the bit of plastic on the ground.

"Oh no," he whispered, "What have I done?" he collapsed to his knees and gathered up the pieces, "I've killed the little things!" he sobbed, as he picked up on large piece and held it to his ear, "Ella? Max? SPEAK TO ME!!"

Fearing that he really had, the hobbits crept closer and patted him awkwardly on the shoulder before going all teary over the smashed answering machine themselves.

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Ella held the phone away, a stunned look on her face. "Max," she gulped, "I think we'll need to buy a new answering machine!"

Shaking her head, Max sped up and they shot through the streets and near the beach to get home. Pulling up in the driveway, everyone stumbled out with their newly bought clothes and accessories. Locking the car, they rushed into the house. Before the girls could say a word, they were tackled down by a group of sobbing hobbits. Gimli came in afterwards, wiping his eyes.

"Oh lasses! You're safe after all!" he sniffed.

"No time!" cried Max, pushing the hobbits away, "they're heading this way! It won't be long until they pick up the sent! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!"

"Quickly!" ordered Ella, "Max and the twins, go and pack enough clothes for a week! Gimli, take the hobbits in the kitchen and gather as much food and water as you can carry. Legolas, come with me to get ammo. WE'RE GOING CAMPING!"

Splitting up, the group ran to their assigned tasks. Max ran up the stairs, the twins in tow. Pulling some backpacks out from under the bed, she opened the drawers and began to throw items of clothing out.

"Pack these in the bags!" she told the elves, who quickly obeyed.

Ella grabbed a couple bum bags and got Legolas to help her filled them with silly string, pepper spray and quick drying hair mouse. She also grabbed necessary things like toothbrushes and hair brushes.

"Are these the only weapons we're allowed?" questioned Legolas.

"They're only girls!" exclaimed Ella, "even if they're possessed by raving hormones, they're still human."

Equipped with backpacks and bum bags, the group clasped hands and nodded.

"If we get split up, head for a small cave at the end of the beach," instructed Max, "if the door's locked, and you're asked for a password, say 'Cheesecake crumpets'."

Legolas opened his mouth to respond when the room began to shake. Gulping, they peered out the window. In the distance was a rising cloud of dust, and it was getting closer.

"OR-LAN-DO! OR-LAN-DO!" sounded the chants from the stampede of girls heading their way.

"Drop the packs! We'll come back for them when things calm down a bit. Take only the bum bags with the ammo!" yelled Ella, "To the back door! Go! Go! Go!"

"TAKE NO PRISONERS!" yelled Max, as they charged out the door, running for their lives towards a large forest at the end of the girl's backyard.

Unfortunately, a couple of the girls were excellent runners and they quickly caught up to Sam and Frodo, the slowest of the group. Panicking, the hobbits sprayed silly string in the girls faces. The girls fell to the ground, screaming and squirming in pain. Shocked, the hobbits stared curiously at their cans before shrugging and running to catch up with the others.

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Twilight Poet: OH YEAH! 7 and a bit pages! Haha that was fun. I hope there's plenty ideas for you Dawndreamer! Go on, work your magic! Hehe.

Oh and if you didn't guess, the song was Chiquitita, by Abba. But you all knew that didn't you! :P