Part 1, Lone Whale, Shattered Memories
It was a day like any other, except it wasn't because all hell was about to break loose. But you don't know that yet so SHUT UP!
Whale is quietly looking out the window to the outside, watching as a shark latches on to a dolphin's throat and eventually splatters it's innards across the ocean floor. "Ah, everything's so peaceful" she says as her eyes begin to wander off, so much that she doesn't even notice Whale the Whale entering the room. "Whale?" says Whale the Whale, as Whale turns her head and says, "Oh, Whale the Whale, I didn't notice you there."
Whale slowly pulls out a medium sized muffin and looks at it for a few seconds before saying "Look at this muffin, look at how the blueberries seem to live so happily with the lowfat wheat bread, this is how I hope the world to be someday." Whale then takes a large bite out of the muffin which surprises Whale the Whale. "Wait," says Whale the Whale, "I thought that muffin held your dreams". Whale just looks at Whale the Whale and says, "It's just a muffin. Jeez, what the hell is wrong with you?" and promptly finishes off the muffin.
Whale the Whale only gets enough time to open his mouth before he's cut off by the sound of the emergency sirens, followed by a voice over the intercom. "EMERGENCY, Japanese whalers have broken into the ARBYS. Evacuate immediately, I repeat..." the voice is cut off before it finishes. Whale the Whale grabs Whale's arm and makes a run for the escape pods.
As they near the exit, Whale the Whale hears a quiet swooshing noise followed by a loud scream. He turns his head to see that a harpoon has hit Whale. Knowing there's nothing he can do now, he dives into the escape pod, closes the door and slams his fist on the ejection button only to hear a voice come from the console saying "Hold on, my soap is almost over!"
Closed off from the chaos, Whale the Whale can only watch as the whalers mutilate Whale as her blood is strewn throughout the hallway, the struggle seems to end as a large naked man jumps on top of Whale. Whale then uses her last ounce of strength as she leaps for the door, and crashes against it, dislodging an eye as she slowly slides down the side.
Whale the Whale screams at the console to launch the escape pod before getting a reply of "Alright already! Sheesh, it wasn't even a good episode anyway!" which is quickly followed by the hiss of the escape pod's engines and the jolt of ejection. For the first time in his life, Whale the Whale broke down and cried, for his life and all he knew was completely shattered.
...Stupid f"n emo.
Commentary:Um...wow...I don't know what to say about this mess. I go for a 24 hour all night spree and THIS is what happens! Don't worry, the next chapter will (hopefully) be written under more sane circumstances, and it should be ready in 4-5 days, a week tops.
