Part 4, The Awakening
After 50 long years, the genetic prodigy of the secret underwater base "ARBYS", Whale the Whale, finally awakes from his deep slumber and sees a dark silhouette in front of him. "No!" he cries, "Not again! I have had enough from you John Stamos, it is time to end this!" Whale the Whale then lunges at the silhouette only to come up inches short. On his knees, Whale the Whale slowly looks up to see a large misshapen man with an even larger mustache.
The man introduces himself as Dr. Eggman and then asks the confused whale "Hey, you didn't happen to see any "Ultimate Lifeforms" around here anywhere, did you?" Confused, Whale the Whale says the only thing that comes to mind...
"I love you!"
Eggman is shocked by the sudden gesture of kindness, and they both look at each other with a feeling of lust in their eyes. "All my life..." Eggman says, "I only wanted a friend..." He then quickly falls to his knees and bursts into tears. Whale the Whale takes the depressed doctor into his arms, slowly puts his finger over his own mouth and quietly says "Shhhhhh...There there, everything is going to be all right. We're alone, and no one can stop this love between us."
Both of the large lovers quietly look at each other when Whale the Whale starts to approach for a kiss, a kiss of true love. As their lips meet Robotnik grabs Whale the Whale by the head and pulls him closer, never wanting to think about being alone again, never wanting to look back. The only thing that matters to the two is the burning passion flowing through their veins, as the romance takes its course throughout the rest of the night.
The morning after, Whale the Whale wakes up refreshed and given a new meaning to live. He calls out "Eggy-poo, what do you want for breakfast" but gets no response. Worried, he searches the entire military installation but only finds a single note which reads as follows...
"Dear Whale the Whale,
I'm sorry for leaving you, but the ultimate lifeform is the only man who can comfort me. I have left to once more begin on an everlasting search for him, for only he can heal the wounds deep down in my heart.
Dr. Ivo Julius "Eggman" Robotnik."
Whale the Whale feels nothing but anger surging through his body once more. He is reminded of the pain he felt as his beloved Whale was ripped from his arms. Opening up only to have his heart shattered by another damnable human, once again he is reminded of the pain and anger they can cause, and once again he knows that they must die.
But what Whale the Whale doesn't know is that what he was frozen is happens to be kryptonite and he has contracted cancer from it. "WHAT!?!?" screams Whale the Whale as he hears this narration. It is all he has time to get out before he feels his life being cut short.
Commentary:This idea grew like a fricken' weed on me. At first I wasn't even planning on having a love scene, but the idea came up and just got bigger and bigger and bigger. This monstrosity is the end result. Expect a new chapter when I feel like it, which shouldn't take longer then a week.
