Chapter 6 Blood, Toast, and Country Crock
Back in the present, Whale the Whale finds out that he was able to have an eight-paragraph flashback without the blade even moving. Not even stopping to think about this odd occurrence, Whale the Whale lets out one last burst of strength and breaks free from the binds holding him on the table.
A squad of ten toasters armed with a knife and a bowl of Country Crock wrapped in their power cords surround him and opens fire. Whale the Whale takes the aerial route and does a back-fin spring launching himself above the spray of fire, only to hit directly in the shoulder with a stray shot of the butter-like substance and sent flying, leaving a small spray of blood behind. With a loud thud, Whale the Whale slams into the wall, falling to his knees, then hitting the ground face-first.
The toasters quickly leap on the injured whale. Hoping to bring him back alive for more testing. Only to be thrown off, nearly effortlessly. Two of the toasters fly headfirst into the wall, knocking them out. The rest get some distance between them and Whale the Whale and prepare for another face-off.
One of the toasters run in, letting out a loud battle cry and latching onto Whale the Whale with his cord. Whale the Whale does a quick spin, sending the assaulting toaster flying straight into the center of the squad's formation and hitting another toaster where they explode on impact, leaving only six toasters remaining.
The remaining toasters charge in, fearing for their lives. Whale the Whale takes a quick glance at one of the fallen soldiers on the ground, and notices the cold, hard, butter knife he dropped on the floor. Without a moment to spare, he stomps on the knife, sending it flying into the air. The whale then quickly catches it and sends it flying at the toaster formation, scoring a direct hit one the leader, taking him and two other fighters out in the explosion.
The three toasters left scatter in confusion as Whale the Whale quickly moves in on his now helpless foes. He quickly takes hold of one of the toasters and forces his lever up, launching a pair of toast slices into the air, followed by a fountain of blood. Without even stopping for a moment, he sends a fist flying into the back of another toaster, breaking deep into his shell and ripping out a still beating heart. The whale promptly crushes it in his fist, sending a ring of blood that hits almost everything in the room. Blood splatters on the table, the walls, and even the TV playing Montel Williams. This fight is very epic, it even has a special guest appearance by Montel Williams; you should see it sometime.
Breathing heavily, Whale the Whale angrily glares at the last remaining toaster as he cowers in the corner of the room, covering his eyes and shaking in fear. The toaster slowly removes his hands from his eyes and says, "P…please…don't kill me!" before quickly covering them again. Whale the Whale walks up to the corpses of the fallen kitchen appliances and removes the bloody butter knife from their fallen leader's face and holds it in the air, causing the survivor to cringe in horror.
Whale the Whale lets out a smirk, as he looks at his reflection in the tainted knife, before approaching the toaster who is now shaking uncontrollably with fear. The whale lets out a quick punch in the gut, sending several small droplets of blood from the slot on the toaster, before quickly holding the knife up to his face. "Tell me how to get off of this thing, now!" demands Whale the Whale as he holds the butter knife ever so close to the toaster's face.
"W…w…we'd…we'd have to…to land first, b…but…I don't think the captain would let you do that" Says the toaster. "Take me to him" demands Whale the Whale as the toaster replies "B…b…but…." only to be cut off by another shot to the stomach and the coughing up of more blood. "Take me to him NOW!" demands the now angry whale once more. The injured toaster simply nods and hobbles off through a long walkway, with Whale the Whale following close behind…
Comments:Ah, I love mentioning body parts that don't exist, and I just can't wait for people to start screaming, "WTF? WHERE IS THE GUT ON A TOASTER!?!?" and so on and so forth. Expect the next one on the next rare occasion that I stop playing Forza 2. (I'm paintin' me a Shadow car, yay!)
