AUTHOR'S NOTES: OK, yoshi! Valentines and Sendoh's birthday came and went, but what did I do? I didn't post the latest chapter for my dear readers, but I wrote a SenRu rated M posted somewhere in (Ok, shameless. --). Anyway, here it is, after a week of debating whether it's worthy of posting...HORA!!! I am evil!!!

DISCLAIMER: Wish I owned Slam Dunk, but I DO NOT.


Interlude: The Eyewitness Account of a Fly in Sendoh's Room
By Kumagoro Meowzaki


-Note: The following account is from a fly named $(#! (I don't know how to pronounce that in human language, but...), who happened to be in Sendoh Akira's room that Saturday night/Sunday morning. He was taken into custody by the SenRu Stalking Police Task Force after exiting the scene. As the fly doesn't speak human language AT ALL, and is totally unaware of the names of our dear boys, several SenRu Stalking Police Task Force interpreters have been hired to extract this account and translate it for the convenience of the general public. The public is advised not to worry as this account is available for free. -

Hmmm...well, that night I was just, you know, floating around, minding my own business. Then two human boys came in, smelling of alcohol. They looked kinda alike, you know, but then all humans look alike to me. Anyway, one of them was dragging his friend by the shoulder and then threw him, socks and all, onto the bed. Then he himself plopped down beside the other guy, so tired that he just—whoosh—knocked himself out. They almost looked cute, you know, smug as bugs in a rug.

So, anyway, they were snoring for a while and I was still floating around when the first sleeping guy—what's his name? Oh, Rukawa? Damn, that's a mouthful—threw his arm and leg out of the blanket and around—who's he again? Sendoh. Another friggin mouthful.Anyway, it was so funny, I almost lost an eye laughing.

Then they were snoring again, yadda yadda yadda, the Sendoh curled up and Rukawa rolled onto his other side. Sendoh was drooling a bit.

It got a little boring, so I went out for a while to get some food. I came back at around 3 am, human time. I heard this Rukawa guy say something that sounded like Fly-language, but I didn't quite catch it, sorry. Anyway, it just surprised me a bit.

Then I was just flying around, checking out the room and then it became really cold, like, weird or something. Seemed like Sendoh felt it too, 'coz he pulled the blanket to him. I went nearer the bed and perched myself at the head of the bed for a better view and better temperature.

I was having fun snuggling, when Sendoh said something in his sleep. This time, I heard it, loud and clear. Of course, I didn't understand it, but I am postive it's "Rukawa", the other guy's name. Kinda hard saying that word, you know. Then Rukawa groaned and rolled on his back and—slam—his hand landed smack on Sendoh's human chest. Really funny, that, 'coz Sendoh just snored on.

More snores, blah blah blah, then at around an hour later, Rukawa snuggled against Sendoh's back and groaned something. Maybe he was cold. Then Sendoh turned to face him, maybe 15 minutes later and just hugged him, arms, legs and all. So cute, but I almost got crushed.

Ten minutes after I got myself to a safer place on one of the bedposts, Rukawa probably got suffocated on Sendoh's chest, 'coz he rolled over again. But Sendoh moaned or something and pulled his arms and legs. Then I heard him say, "No," and rubbed his nose and cheek on Rukawa's nape.

At this point, Rukawa stirred a little and I hid where I can't be slapped away by those great human hands. He groaned something I didn't hear and kinda, you know, wriggled out of Sendoh. Well, tried to. The guy was so sticky, man, like my legs. So Rukawa opened his two human eyes a bit. He was, like, staring at Sendoh's arm and leg around his body for the longest time, then he sighed and closed his eyes again.

When I went out of my hiding place, I saw him holding Sendoh's hand. Really, really cute. They looked like two fly-lovers in a bed of some nice, warm shit, you know. The two of them stayed like that and snored away until sunrise.

Then the door burst open and a human woman came in and said something in human language I didn't catch then I flew out and you stupid idiot humans--

-What followed next are the fly-screams and fly-protests not worth publishing here. The said fly has been released and is now applying for emigration to some island in the Pacific.-


AUTHOR'S NOTES, ROUND 2: Hehe. Just about two chapters more. I'll try to finish this before our fieldwork in Sabah (where I surely won't have time to write). Thanks for continuing to read and review this!