Rock Lee Makeover chapter 6

Heya, I have an apology to make, it is now December and I haven't updated my story, I am so sorry. So over this weekend I will try and get some chapter our okay? Anyway, on with the story, thanks a lot for all the review, it was because of them that I decided to carry on writing this series! I am really glad everyone is enjoying it, I plan to add lots more weirdos!! If you guys have any idea, drop a review and let me know!

Recap

"I'm already getting action."

Pause

"With who?"

"My beloved Gai-sensei of course"

Ew

"We do everything together, we fight so good, and we are a team"

"Wait wait Lee, I'm not talking about fighting action, I'm talking about action with girls, didn't your beloved Gai-sensei ever tell you about that?"

"He said we must be Youthful together"

Bam

People wondered how lee could fly that day, they didn't think to ask the beautiful Sakura though.

"I guess Sasuke, Naruto AND Lee will be coming to my place for a 'chat' tomorrow"

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STORY START

It was time for the talk, the one that every body dreaded getting from their parents...but Sakura was giving to the boys...unfortunatly...they were being a bit evasive...mwhahahah but not for long.

"ROCK LEE YOU BETTER MARCH YOUR ASS TO MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL SHAVE OFF THE REST OFF YOUR PRECIOUS EYEBROWS? DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I WILL MAKE YOU LIKE THAT EYBROWLESS WEIRDO FROM SAND." Sakura shook her fist and ran after the screaming Lee.

"NOOOOOOOO I want my Gai-sensei, without him I will feel defiled, dirty, I will never see youthfulness again...waaaaaaaaaa, I need my Ga-gasp"

"S-s-sakura-chan, why is your-your top lifted up...and What are those???"

"I bet your Gai-sensei doesn't have a pair of these now does he hmm?"

"Sakura-chan-I think I have found the world of youth"

Drool

Mwhahahahah, now I have him.

"now Lee, if you want more of this...i want you, in my apartment, naked, right coz your my sex bomb sex bomb, your my sex bomb baby you just turn me off, mutters well actually with that ass, it's more like off but then we can't all have a fully equipped gym and pool with a complimentary man named Lars, oh god, those muscles just make me hot...and his compliments...woah, damn sasuke, why couldn't my parents have died and left me a fortune...but nooo...it had to be him-"

Stare

"Umm Sakura-chan..are you alright, I mean lately I've noticed that you've become slightly unstable-"

"Boobies"

"Yes Sir!"

"Lee, if you go get Sasuke and Naruto and drag them to my apartment...I'll give you all the boobies you will ever need, and more. But if you want weanies, you're gonna have to go some where else, although I suppose you could ask Kiba...or his dog...Lee? Lee?"

Stares off into the distance

"NOO, NOO ET, don't phone home, do you know how much long distant calls cost?? Do you?? I mean, unless you wanna pay me in some other way (raises eyebrows suggestively)"

Stare

"laughs nervously hahahah, I didn't mean that off course, I have standards. I'm a good Christian-I use condoms, I like cherry the best but apple is nice to...very fruity...ehehehhhaha...errmm well I'll be off then.

Beam me up Scottie"

Bzzzzzz

Sakura's house

The air was tense, the silence around them was creeping in, slowly suffocating it's helpless victims, Sasuke, sitting there holding onto Naruto in a death grip, looking around nervously, physco serial killers always went for the good looking ones, the helpless innocent ones who would be rape-WHAT THE FUCK??? WHO THE HELL IS WRITING THIS?? THE GREAT UCHIHA RAPED? HOLDING ONTO NARUTO? Why couldn't I hold on to Lee?"

pouts pathetically

"grrrrrrrrrr"

"w-what is that..? I am not afraid, for the sake of Sakura's boobies-"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?"

Sasuke:

Grabs Lee in a Death grip, sharingan activated, glaring jealously

Naruto:

Grabs carrot and holds it close to Sasuke's ass

"Naruto...i understand the whole idea behind the carrot thing..really I do...but why are you HOLDING IT NEAR MY ASS??"

"chuckles nervously well...I thought it would be fun"

Snicker snicker

"Alright you, you weirdo person in the creepiness, if you don't come out I am going to defile the rear end of konoha's most favoured prostitute (Mutters) and by prostitute I mean Sasuke"

"HEEEEYYAA...what about Ino-kun?"

"SILENCE FOOLS"

Huh? What fools?

"YOU FOOLS"

"Who me? I'm a fox not a fool, and I don't think theres such thing as a fool fox, unless your talking about faux fox fur but even that's real, I mean they say fake but they really mean-"

"SILENCE"

"They really mean silence? I am le confused...I will run 1000 laps around konoha to prove-?"

"I SAID: (jazz hands) (while singing) stop right now, thank you very much, I need somebody with a human touch"

Wtf mate.

"My name is Mort."

"Volde mort. And I am Your sexual (pelvic thrust) Educator

Oh my god

PERVERT ALERT

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Okay I'm sorry it was so bad, tommorows one will be better (I hope, I will be tlkin bout sex ed)

So please review what you think!

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