Regii gave me a good idea: I'll make this into a story for all pokemon's answering machines. (When I say "all", I mean "all of my favourite ones". Tough luck, cookie. You want an answering machine, make j00r own.)
However, I'm gonna get greedy and make MY answering machine! Credit goes to Regii and Ashley for the idea:)
CeleBaby's answering machine
Hey, this is CeleBaby! I'm not in at the moment, so when you hear the beep, start talking!
(beep)
It's Dusknoir! WHERE THE HECK DID CELEBI DOWNLOAD THE FREAKING SONG CELE-B-R-A-T-E?!
(beep)
It's Arceus. Cam stole my toast. Tell him to make me some new toast or I'll pass "Judgement" on his ass.
(beep)
It's Mew. Is Celebi interested in me?
(beep)
CeleBaby, you have won ten tickets to see Resident Evil: Extinction. Please call back as soon as you get this message at LOL-1337.
(beep)
It's Azelf. Uxie stole my manga and gave it to Blaziken for five bucks. Can you believe it?!
(beep)
It's Ashley. Tell Cam's Munchlax to stop eating all the burgers here. It stinks enough without his gas. Plus Munchlax listens to you for some odd reason...
(beep)
It's Cam's Munchlax! I wanna see Pichu! Will she date me?!
(beep)
It's Pichu. Why do I get the odd feeling that someone has a crush on me?
(beep)
Gardevoir here. (sob) I feel so ruined, CeleBaby. I lost my virginity to Cam. (blows nose) -CLUNK-
(beep)
Garchomp calling. WHERE'S MY FREAKING DS LITE, CELEBI!? Oh wait, this is CeleBaby? Augh, stupid confusing names...
(beep)
Shadow Lugia calling. Everyone thinks I'm evil, but I just want a hug...(sniffle)
(beep)
CeleBaby, it's EP. Wanna go out...? (beep) MESSAGE EPICLY ERASED.
(beep)
CeleBaby, your DVD copy of Monty Python And Now For Something Completely Different has arrived. Please come to claim it. (A/N: I WISH!!)
(beep)
It's Celebi. Latiasgirl got owned by our account on NSider before it shut down. I HAVE THE SCREENSHOTS!
(beep)
Celebi again. Latias won't stop calling me. How do I use "block" on this thing?
(beep)
CeleBaby, it's Mom. PUT AWAY YOUR LAUNDRY OR NO ALLOWANCE!
(beep)
Cam here! Thanks for the advice on the whole Coconut thing! Come and hang out, Munchlax wants to see you and Pichu.
(beep)
Miss CeleBaby, you have five days to die...wait, I said it wrong, didn't I? DAMNIT, I SAID IT RIGHT FOR THAT CAM KID... -message erased, due to stupidity-
(beep)
Star, it's Ninja. The site of idiots finally died. (sounds of party in the background)
(beep)
Puyyyyyyyoooooo...wait, wrong number.
(beep)
Oi, Mewtwo, I want my Leichi berry back!
(picks up phone)
Rhyperior, it's CeleBaby. Mewtwo's number is 1-800-nubz0r, not 1-800-pwnsome. Got it? Now get the number right. -clunk-
(deletes messages and picks up car keys) Come on, Pichu, we're going to see Cam, Ash and Munchlax! Plus we got a party to go to, a DVD to pick up and movie tickets to claim. Oh yeah, and I gotta do my chores for Mom, or no allowance. HEY, PUT MY SISTER'S CELLPHONE AWAY, SHE'LL KILL YOU IF SHE SEES YOU USING IT!!
THE EPIC END!
To understand the Gardevoir, Cam joke, read Regii's "Cams answering machine". The EP line was a guy at my school, who has a crush on me, but I don't like him.
Next is Gardevoir's Answering machine! Stay tuned!
