Gardevoir's answering machine
This is Gardevoir. I'm not in, so leave your name and number and I'll get back to you...maybe.
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Hey Gardy, you forgot to charge my iPod! Next time you borrow it, charge it, damnit!
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It's Cam. Friday night, it's you and me, baby...
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This is the sales department at Lilycove City. We're calling you to inform you that your ordered set of coloured thongs are in.
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It's Celebi. Gallade keeps calling and asking for his stupid iPod back. Will you freaking call him so I can get a damn moment of peace?!
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This is Latias. Make me a sandwich, or I'll cut myself.
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Hey Gardevoir, it's Celebi. Care to go shopping tomorrow?
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It's Blaziken! The new set of Murder Princess Manga came to Hoenn at last!
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Azelf here. If I find you steal my gem again, I'M GONNA SHADOW BALL YOUR ASS!! (clunk)
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It's Uxie. You'll have to forgive Azelf, she's gotta go to anger management, per Arceus' orders...
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Cresselia calling. Darkrai's threatening to blow up the world. How do I stop him?
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THIS IS SPARTA!!
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Azelf again. How do I tell someone I have a crush on him?
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PLEASE, I NEED TO KNOW!!
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GARDEVOIR, I STILL NEED ADVICE!! HOW DO I TELL DARKRAI I LOVE HIM?
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This is the phone company. Your bills are ten days late. Either pay up or we take your phone off the hook for good.
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Screw you, I'll just go up to him and tell him.
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Darkrai here. Why are there flowers and a card that says "Gardevoir told me to do this" on my island? I'M TRYING TO BLOW UP THE EARTH!
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CeleBaby here. I stopped Darkrai from blowing up the earth. Wanna know how I did it? I set him up on a blind date with Milotic.
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Ashley here. Why does Cam keep buying condoms?
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DarkraixAzelf...I'm obsessed. Shut up. IT WILL WORK, I WILL MAKE IT WORK!
Next up: Milotic's answering machine.
