Back from my trip to New York City!
Azelf's Answering Machine
This is Azelf! I'm either out messing with people's minds or in anger management, so leave your name and number after that annoying beep!
(beep)
It's Mew. What's up with you, lately? Celebi keeps saying that you're upset.
(beep)
Since when were you in anger management?!
(beep)
It's Mesprit. Cyrus took my gem again. Mind helping me get it back when you're done anger management?
(beep)
It's not my fault I wasn't there, Azelf! You could have just said something, and NOT PIN THE BLAME ON ME! (clunk)
(beep)
Sorry, Darkrai, you're just not my type. I'm already dating Gyarados. Oh wait a second...this is Azelf? Well, Darkrai's free, so go ahead and date him.
(beep)
It's your father, Arceus! Where's my toaster?!
(beep)
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!
(beep)
It's Uxie. Where's our brother?
(beep)
It's Munchlax! Did you know that a trash can doesn't make sense, it's just there?
(beep)
IT'S PICHU! I JUST HAD CANDY! BWAHAHAHALKHSFKJGBSKJFGJSFJKWGFASKFGKAFGJAGL (sounds of phone dropping and small feet running around in circles)
(beep)
It's Cresselia. I peeked into Darkrai's diary and he likes you, Azelf!
(beep)
It's CeleBaby! I'm rewriting the english language with my dad! From now on, you must say "resemble" when you mean "resent" and "aworrible", "frugalness" and "fruitencakes" are new words!
(beep)
THERE ARE NO HOLIDAYS IN NOVEMBER!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! (sounds of phone being smashed against wall)
(beep)
Sorry about that. It's Rhyperior. CeleBaby says I gotta do anger management as well. What's the number for it?
(beep)
It's Celebi! Go look up 'Stick figures on crack' on YouTube. It's hilarious!
(beep)
This is the anger management lady. You're done all your courses. Now go out and get that man you want.
(beep)
Welcome to Cupid Dot Com!
(beep)
It's Darkrai. Um...will you go out with me, Azelf?
END OF MESSAGES!
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Yeah, very random. xD
