Disclaimer. If you ever say Im the one who owns Naruto, I´ll rasengan your groin!!
Chapter 2:DREAM
Naruto woke up screaming:
-AHHHHHHHH SAKURA NOOOOOOOO, I SWEAR I DIDNT TAKE YOUR PANTIES IN THE THIRD PURPLE SHELVE IN YOUR CLOSET JUST BESIDE YOUR PINK SHOES!!!-uhhhhhh? Just a dream.
DREAM FLASHBACK:
Naruto was walking silently trough the passages of an elegant hotel in las Vegas, hiding a silver revolver in his pants
-007 come in-
-007 speaking, I've infiltrated the zone and I'm moving towards the target-
-Remember, agent, the kidnapped is being protected by 100 guards-
-Really? That´s disappointing, I thought they were more, roger and out-
Naruto turned the corner to see the entrance to the hotel's secret room, which was a 300 hundred feet high titanium door guarded by two really big guys.
Naruto walked cooly in front of the two men:
-Sir, I'm afraid you cant come pass this point of our facilities, so unless you are in our authorized personnel list, please leave-
-Well, well, it seems you don't recognize me, I suggest you check your list if you don't want to end up dead-
-I'm so sorry sir, please let me check the list-
The poor man was now sweating with the overwhelming presence of the man in front of him.
-I apologize once again, but I can't remember your name sir-
-He he, I thought so……………………………………………….. Uzumaki …………….
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Naruto Uzumaki……-
-I see …………….Uzumaki………..Uzumaki…………….Uzumaki………..... Hold on just a sec- UGH-
-Hmph, too easy-
Naruto took out his gun and aimed directly at the door…
100 guards armed to the teeth were inside a huge room talking about nothing and everything, and of course, guarding the only door in the end of the room.
"So………what did you see today?"
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"I saw a squirrel pass by through the window"
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"oh…"
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"So……… what did you eat today?"
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"……the squirrel´s nuts"
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"Dude… … … you caught the squirrel?"
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"yeah…"
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"And the squirrel was holding some nuts?"
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"… I didn´t mean those nuts"
"!?!?!?"
"what?"
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"So… … … … you think anyone will ever break through that door?"
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"Nah…"
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BAAAAAAAAAAAANG
Naruto was standing behind the just blown up door, staring like an idiot at his gun:
-…wow… I guess the ad about this gun wasn't just advertisement, oh hi everyone!-
-Its 007 Uzumaki Naruto!!! Run for it!!!!-
-AHHHHHHH-
-I DON'T WANNA DIE-
-PLEASE LET US GO-
In three seconds the giant room was now absolutely empty.
-Hmph too easy-
Naruto calmly walked to the end of the door and entered it. Inside that bedroom, lighted by the beautiful light of the full moon, was a girl with pink hair and emerald eyes, crying hopelessly in the bed, only covered with a sleeping coat.
-I've come to save you Miss Haruno-
The girl turned around as if she had heard an Angel and ran to agent Uzumakis arms.
-NARUTO!!-
-It's alright now Sakura-
-ohh, Naruto I was so scared- the woman said between sobs.
-You don't have to anymore, I'm here baby…-
-I wasn't scared for me; I was scared for you (sob)-
-Really, why?-
-Well, it's just…. Since the first time I saw you I felt so ……so strange-
(Oh boy)-Naruto thought
-I started feeling inside of me so many different things; I just can't stop thinking about them-
Ooohhhhhhhh boy Ohhhhhhhhh boy Ohhhhhhhhh boy !!
-I'm sorry, but my thoughts are so full of passion and lust I can't even breath-
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy!!!
-Naruto, I can't take this anymore!-
OHHHHHHHHHHHH BOY (I think it's getting too hot in here)
The woman stepped back and took of her coat, revealing a smooth silky body wearing black lingerie.
-Naruto- the woman purred, -please take me-
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOY!!!!!
Naruto couldn't stand the heat any more and took out his handkerchief (yes, his hand-her-chief you perverts!!) to wipe out his sweat, just after that he knew something was wrong; sakura was looking at him horrified.
-Naruto, is that….. is that …….one of my PANTIES?-
He took a better look a his "handkerchief"
(Oh crap) he thought this time
-Naruto,were YOU THE ONE WHO STOLE MY UNDERWEAR?
"Oh crap, Oh crap, Oh crap, Oh crap, Oh crap, Oh crap, Oh crap, Oh crap, Oh crap"
-N-n-n-n-nnnooo, no sakura this is just a misunderstan-
-UZUMAKI NARUTO!!!!
OHHHHHH CRAP OHHHHH CRAP
-IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!
"HOLY SH"!$ IM DEAD!!"
-AHHHHHHHH SAKURA NOOOOOOOO, I SWEAR I DIDNT TAKE YOUR PANTIES IN THE THIRD PURPLE SHELVE IN YOUR CLOSET JUST BESIDE YOUR PINK SHOES!!!
END OF DREAM FLASHBACK
"Man that was one dream, I mean nightmare!! But stealing her panties isn't a bad idea hehe"
And so our, um, "hero", stood up, took of his little dog sleeping hat and his teletubbie pajama and prepared himself for his incredible, awesome, action filled ordinary day………….
Hold on a second, he wasn´t in his bed, he was… … … … in a tree???
-I remember now hehe…ouch, my groin…-
