Yuffie and the Positive Virus: chapter2

Test Subjects

Disclaimer: The Positive viruses, the characters, the locations are not mine. If they were… well for one thing I'd be doped up to the gills on sexual magnetism .

Warning: Contains CloTi with a hint of lemon, possibly

Positive Virus. A weird combination of words that created 5 of the most potent materials of all time, and they were all Yuffie's.

The documents contained all she needed to know about them; who discovered them, what they did and how to make a lot more of them for more use.

What little self control the young Ninja had was almost thrown straight out the window when she eyed the red vial, Sexual Magnetism. With this virus at her disposal, Vincent would not be able to resist her charms anymore. However, it needed some testing first.

Luck was first up for the trial run and since it was probably the least dangerous she would try it herself but she needed something to prove it works, something which was exceedingly difficult to do, like convince Mr Valentine to go on a date with her. Thinking only of the red cloaked man with the claw she drank half the contents of the vial and rushed downstairs.

As luck would have it he was sitting alone in the corner and with Shelke nowhere to be found, she made her move

"Vinny?"

"Yes Yuffie?"

So far so good, at least he didn't respond with his trademark '…'

"would you go on a date with me?"

"…"

So much for Vincent Valentine's reign of actually having a conversation

"please?"

"…"

"pretty please?"

"…"

"pretty please with sugar on top?" Yuffie was moving in for the kill, despite being over 20, Vincent was technically 3 times her age so she could still pull off the puppy dog look on him

"… I'll think about it"

Success! Normally its '…' until she leaves, she smiles sweetly and waits until Vincent cannot see her before punching the air in victory

"Yes!" Next to try was confidence but she didn't need that, however she knew someone who did.

Cloud Strife, A former Shinra MP turned mercenary turned member of AVALANCHE etc. was about to have some lunch made by Tifa. Yuffie got the feeling that Cloud did have some romantic feelings for Tifa but would never admit it due to him putting Tifa as a friend first and that he's still bogged down with Aeris.

'I know it hurt when she died but for all this time?' Yuffie thought 'I know what it feels like to loose someone special to him too…'

With a determined look in her eye she strolled into the Kitchen

"Hey Tifa!"

"Yuffie! You were acting secretive a few moments ago" 'more so than usual anyway' Tifa added in her mind

"Well…" Yuffie was in a tight spot here, Tifa may be on to her unless she thinks fast "… I got a date with Vinny!"

"Oh my gosh that's great!" Tifa squealed "you two set a date yet?"

"Well… he said he'd think about it but that's much more than I usually get outta him"

"Oh"

"But its only a matter of time"

"good for you. Hey could you help me here, I'm making Cloud's lunch"

"watcha making?"

"Bacon sandwich"

"mmm, smells good"

"thank you Yuffie"

Subtly as possible she poured a fair bit of the virus into Clouds drink, fortunately for her the drink didn't change colour.

"See you Tifa!"

"Bye"

Now all she had to do was wait.

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Cloud was sitting down to eat his lunch, trying to keep his true feelings for Tifa under wraps for as long as possible. If he made a wrong move it could split them apart forever. He took a large gulp of his orange juice which Tifa had laid out for him.

Before Tifa Suspects a thing she's slammed up against a wall by Cloud with him leaning in closely, his spikes slipping through Tifa's hair.

"Tifa… I love you" It just came out so quickly, Cloud was pushed back and fell onto the table but before he could move, Tifa was on top of him

"I love you too Cloud"

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Yuffie was having a brilliant run so far with these. 2 of the 5 had worked wonders and there were still 3 to go. 'hmm, maybe I'll save you for the date' Yuffie thought before hiding the vial of sexual magnetism under her bed.