MS: Hey, everyone!! My first chapter of Empire's Day Off turned out to be pretty good!! Thanx for the reviews!

Jack: Hey, who are you?! ( Points blaster at me.)

MS: Uh, I'm the author of the story. Please don't kill me!!

Jack: Oh, you're the author? Okay then, keep up the good work!!

MS: Uh thanx. ANYWAY, enjoy!!

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" Come on, Dude, let's hurry!" Rick was pulling on Jack's arm so much, Jack thought he was trying to

tear it off." Alright, quit pulling me!" Jack then pulled out an ion blaster, and shot Rick with it.

(NOTE: Don't worry, anybody! If you watched episode 4 of Star Wars, you'd know that the ion blaster

only knocks out people, and deactivates droids.)

Rick was knocked out on the floor. Also, some sort of

sticky substance was coming out of his helmet. Jack nearly gagged when he figured out it was his

slobber and snot mixed together. ( Sorry if I grossed anyone out.) He then dragged Rick into the ship,

careful not to touch the slobber coming out of his helmet. Just when he was about to close the door,

another stormtrooper came to them.

" Hey, guys!" the stormtrooper said. " Oh, hey Bob." Jack said,

a bit lazily. " Hey, where are you going? And what's that coming out of Rick's helmet?" Bob asked,

eyeing the ooze coming out of Rick's helmet. " Okay, 1. we're going to Disneyland, and 2.

you don't wanna know." Jack said.

Bob was filled with excitement! " Hey! Can I come?!" he asked,

excitingly. " I don't know. We're all set up and----" " If I come, i'll help out with Rick." Bob said.

Jack thought for a moment, looked at Rick, and grabbed Bob by the leg, yelling " Get in!"

The three then took off.

" Uuuuuuggggghhhh..." Rick got up, alittle wet. He saw the stuff all over his armor. He then looked at

Jack. " Hey Jack, what happened, and why am I covered in this weird goo?" He asked, looking at the

goo. Jack sighed. " Well, I stunned you with an ion blaster----------" "What?! Why'd you do that?!"

" Because, it seemed like you were trying to pull my arm off when we were getting on. Now go get cleaned up."

he said.

Rick mumbled some things, and went into the bathroom to get cleaned up. Rick then came out,

as shiny as a nickle. In fact, when Bob( who was piloting the ship) looked at Rick, he covered his helmet

yelling, " I'm blind!!! I'm blind!!!!" Jack had to jump out of his seat and take the controls so that they

didn't crash into anything.

Jack was now piloting the ship. Bob and Rick were playing Texas Hold 'em( good card game).

Just then, they heard a grumbling sound so loud, it could make a rancor monster's roar pale

in comparison. When they found the source, it was Rick's stomach. " I just realized, I'm

hungry." he said sheepishly.

Jack sighed again. " Well, it will be a while before we get

there, so we'll stop by someplace to eat." Bob then stood up. " I vote Taco Bell!!"

Rick did the same thing. Also, there was a Taco Bell right there

( Don't ask me how they

have a Taco Bell in space because I don't know.) " Alright, Taco Bell it is, then." he said.

they then stopped the ship, and got in. Little did they know, that someone was there

for revenge.

" Hey, Marc, isn't that Rick over there?" the stormtrooper asked. Marc then looked

behind them. It really was Rick. Big time coincidence! Well, not really since tacos

were Rick's favorite food. Marc then clenched his fist. " Yes, Greg, I believe that's

Rick."Marc despised Rick.

Flashback

Rick was at the pet shop, feeling sorry

for the cats in the cages. " Aaaaaaawwww, poor kitties." Then, without anyone looking,

he opened the cages, yelling " Be free!!!!!! Be FREE!!!!!!!"

The cats ran right by Marc. He was

allergic to cats. His head then swelled up so much, he broke his helmet.

For weeks, he was called, 'airhead' and ' balloon man'. He swore he'd get revenge

on Rick.

End Flashback

Now was his chance. He saw Rick's order on the counter, getting ready to be delivered.

Then, Marc snuck up to the tray, and put some food poisoning in the food.

He then snuck back to his seat. The waiter then got the food, and delivered it to

the customers.

WHen Rick got his first bite, his face turned green, and then he rushed to the bathroom.

Jack and Bob saw Marc and Greg laughing their heads off. Jack came up to them.

" Okay, what did you do to Rick?" he demanded them to answer. They just kept on laughing.

" I just got my revenge on Rick, that's what." he said. From the bathroom, the four could hear

Rick repeatedly puke. " UUUUUAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" This only made the two laugh harder.

Then, Rick came from the bathroom, holding his stomach.

" Are you better?" Bob asked. "Yeah, I think i'm be-----" Rick was cut off with gagging.

Then, he accidentaly puked on Marc. He got up from his seat. " Rrrriiiiiicccckkkk..."

" Okay, we should run. " Bob said, scared. The thee then paid for their food, gave

Rick and antacid, and put the ship at hyperspeed.

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MS" Uuuuuugggghhhhh. I'm so tired I could sleep on my keyboa------( fell on my keyboard, asleep)