Disclaimer: I do not own FF7, if I did Sephiroth's sword would shatter on contact with Aeris leading to him being pummelled by her staff. Take that mommas boy!

So far, Yuffie's experiments with the Viruses have gone better than expected. Vincent had said more than '…', had agreed to go on a date with her but hadn't set a day and Cloud and Tifa are currently making love to each other. But next for the experiment was Inspiration.

It was the most unassuming of the vials and was colourless, unlike the rest it was one of those things that couldn't be trusted with to someone apart from her. If someone else got a wave of inspiration they may do stupid things like try and resurrect Aeris. Or try and steal her personal angst-cake. She took a swig and…

…nothing happened

It was one of the most anti-climatic moments of her life, she had expected something dramatic, an explosion in her mind, hell even a light bulb above her head would have worked. Feeling dejected she quickly turned her train of thought to Vincent Valentine

"Maybe if I use the charisma virus I can get him to set a date!" she said out loud, she had no idea where that thought had come from, she wasn't planning to test that one today. She took another look at the recently opened vial and smirked. Maybe this little tube wasn't as worthless as it seems.

She Quickly drank all but the smallest bit of the vial and let new thoughts enter her brain. Some would say at this point that that she had enough room in there but they can get lost (I'm looking at you Barret!)

Anyway she suddenly had an idea on how to get more of the Virus or at least get them to last longer but for that she needed to go to Nibelheim, and for that she needed Vincent to take her for a trip to Mt. Nibel, just make him think of it as a romantic stroll.

The thief turned world saviour turned back to thief drank a small portion of the charisma Virus and headed downstairs to see Vincent brooding… again.

"Hey Vin-Vin"

"Yes Yuffie?" the words slipped out of Vincent's mouth before he knew what this conversation was leading to

"Would you take me to Mount Nibel please?" Yuffie asked in the cutest voice she could manage.

Vincent was entranced by her voice and compelled to do everything she said "of course" he was silently cursing himself for this but couldn't bring himself to reject her request.

"Thanks Vinny! See you in 5 minutes!" the ninja turned to Cloud "And make sure he doesn't forget about this"

"Can do" Cloud replied, slightly confusing Yuffie. She wondered whether his good mood and 'Can do' attitude was to do with the fact that either the charisma virus was still working or he had finally gotten laid.

After she had left Vincent snapped out of his trance "What the hell just happened?"

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