MS: Hey Guys! Sorry, no inside info this time. But nextime! I promise!
Also, Sorry about the messups. I was tired at the time. Well, enjoy!
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Pitstop
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The three storm troopers hurried into hyperspace so they could escape Marc's rage.
When they thought they were far away from him, they got out of hyperspace. " Man, Rick,
Marc is gonna kill you when we get back." Jack replied, a bit nonchalantly. Rick sounded excited
and upset. " Hey, it wasn't my fault! It came out by suprise!!" While Bob was driving, he heard
some weird noises from the engine. He checked the status, and then sighed. " Hey guys,
we need to make another pitstop. We're almost out of gas."
Jack then sighed. " Rick, do you have a map?" Rick then appeared happy.
" Yep, here ya go!" Rick then gave Jack a map. Jack looked at it, and appeared irritated.
" Rick, I meant a map to the nearest gas station." Rick then just looked down. " Oh, I thought you
meant a map of Disney World."
Bob then laughed heartilly, then took out his
own map. " Don't worry guys. I brought an extra." Jack then patted Bob on the shoulder
(and on Rick's head saying it's ok.), and took the map. " According to this,
the nearest gas station is up ahead." They then drove up to the gas station.
They stopped at Texaco. Jack then said something to Rick and Bob. " Hey
guys, i'll fill the tank up and everything. You just stay put, and PLEASE, try not to make a mess."
He then got out of theship. The two just stood there. " Uh, Rick? What do you wanna do?" Bob asked.
Rick just shrugged, then a thought came to him. He then went to a
cabinet and pulled out a jar. He was saving this trick for Jack, but Bob would do.
He then walked happily to Bob. " Hey, Bob, want some peanut brittle (Yum!)?"
Bob then looked happy. " Sure." He took the can, and opened it expecting
peanut brittle.
But instead of peanut brittle, several springy snakes came out of the
can. Bob then fell to the floor, lucky not to have a heart attack. " HAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" Rick kept on laughing about
the joke. Bob then got up, angry. Then, he became calm, with his own little trick.
" Hey, hey, Rick. No need to be like that." Bob then held out his
hand. Rick then had a guilty face. " I'm sawwy.", he said in a childish
way. He then held out his hand so they could shake hands. However,
Rick got a little suprise.
As soon as he touched Bob's hand, he got a
sudden shock, and fell to the ground. He was twitching like crazy while
Bob was laughing his head off. " Payback!", he yelled triumphantly.
Rick then got up, and got a chair. " Boy, Bob, you look tired.
Do you wanna sit down?"
Bob then looked confused, but took the offer. " Thank you, Ri-" he was cut off
by a disturbing farting sound. When he looked in his chair, he saw that a whoopie
cushion was in it. Rick was on the ground, laughing.
He was about to go to the
bathroom, until a bucket of water fell on him. He saw that the bucket was placed
on the top of the door. He turned around and faced Bob. Lightning was forming
between the two (I know, a bit anime-ish.). Just then, they both yelled something
at the same time. " War!!"
As soon as the war ended, the two had stattic, water, eggs, and
toilet paper all over them. They both looked exausted. Rick then looked
over to Bob. " How about we just play Mario Kart?" Bob agreed. They both
got cleaned up, Rick then pulled out a Nintendo 64, plugged it up, and they both
began to play.
Bob was being Yoshi, while Rick was being
peach. Bob was staring at Rick in a weird way. Rick
then noticed the weird look. "...what?" Bob didn't
say anything.
They then began playing. They chose the
Mushroom cup. They already finished Luigi's Raceway
with Rick in 1st place, and Bob in 2nd. They then
went to Moo Moo Farm. Five minutes later...
They were on the final lap. Bob was way in the front.
" Victory is mine!!" He THOUGHT this, until a red shell
came and hit him. Peach, Mario, and DK came racing
by him.
" YYYYEEESSSS!" Rick exclaimed with victory.
Bob just stood there in awe. By now, he wanted to wage
war against Rick again. However, he kept his temper.
Ten minutes later...
It was the final track in the final lap.
They raced along the desert, avoiding the train at
the same time. They were coming up to the
finish line each with victory in their eyes.
Just then, however, a spiked shell came and
hit both of them.
Toad then came racing up, followed
by Bowser. The two were in awe. When they
finished the cup, Peach was in first, Yoshi was in second.
and Toad was in third. For the rest of the time, they played
Go-Fish. Just then, Jack came back. " Hey guys. Sorry
for the long wait, but business was booming today.
So, let's go." The three then flew off towad Disney land.
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