MS: Hey guys!! Sorry for the extremely long wait. I've just been busy lateley. For instance, I moved again. And to our favorite house too. WHOO!!!!! Anyway, enjoy!!!

Rick: Whoopie!!!! (runs around like an idiot. Suddenly spots a small, gray, handheld device that reads DETONATOR.) Hey, what's this?

MS: Wha...? NO RICK DON'T!!!!!!!!

Rick: (Pushes button.)

(KABOOM!!!!!!)

MS: (cough) (cough) Well...en...enjoy the..the story...(falls down out cold.)

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The three were now flying through space going to Disneyland with determination of not stopping. While Jack was driving, Bob and Rick were playing Halo Actionclix (good strategy game). " Alright." Bob said. " I want my Spartan piece with the Brute shot to fire at your Major Elite piece." He then rolled the die. " C'mon, get an 8, an 8..." However, lady luck was not rooting for him, as it landed on 4. " Crap." Bob said. " My turn!!!!!" Rick yelled. He thought for a minute (Jack: Wait a minute, Rick thinks?). He then said, " Okay, I want Master Chief with the Spartan laser to shoot at your Spartan with the brute shot." At that, he rolled the die.

" C'mon, I need a 6 or more. C'mon..." It appears that lady luck likes Rick, as it lands on 8. " Wha?!" Bob said in shock." Whoohoo!!!! I won!!! I never won anything in my life!!!" Rick said in joy. He began to prance around the room with joy. However, he then got in the way of Jack as he was driving. " Oh for the love of...dangit Rick, get out of the way!!! I can't see!!!!" However, as soon as Rick moved, Jack saw that they were heading straight into an asteroid.

" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(crash)

(5 minutes later.)

The three were now on the giant asteroid, pointing their thumbs, showing that they wanted to be picked up. Right behind them, their ship was pretty torn up, beyond repair even. As soon as they got of the ship earlier, Bob had to hold Jack down from mauling Rick. Right now, they were sitting on their luggage, waiting for anyone to pick them up. Rick was asleep, Bob was playing Super Mario Bros. (MS: What the?! Where'd he get that?!), and Jack was doing the thumb gesture.

Suddenly, a space taxi stopped in front of them. At first, they were overjoyed, but that was before they saw inside the vehicle. Inside they saw a creature that was terribly frightening, and resembled the Loch Ness monster. (No offence to the Scottish mythology.) " Would any of ya care for a ride?" The creature said in a Scottish tone (once again, no offence). " Let's see, stay marooned on this asteroid for who knows how long, or get on a ship with a guy that looks like he'll kill us in our sleep." Jack thought. With great reluctance, he, Rick, and Bob got on the taxi.

(15 minutes later.)

" Yeah, sure, ma wife thinks I should get a job as a taxi driver, but then I said ' Ey, I ain't no pansy!! I'm gonna join tha Empire!!' I tried to, but there was an accident later on that I was 'supposedly' responsible for, so they banned me from the Empire corp." The strange creature said. As they were flying, the creature was telling them about his life finding a job. " So what happened?" Rick said with interest.

" I'll tell ya wut happened. I was responsible for head of engineering for one of the star destroyers. But the thing is, I forgot to grease the gears in tha engines, so when we tried to speed up from hitting that large asteroid, heheh...ya get the idea." The creature said. " No, I don't." Rick said, confused. The thing sighed.

" What're you, stupid? We crashed!!! They must have forgotten to add that thing to the clipboard though, because I definitely did not see anything about greasing the engine!!! And tha next time I see sum sort of smart alec come up to me and say anything was ma fault when it clearly wasn't, I'll strangle his little, weak throat!!!!!!" The creature yelled as he gripped his wheel. Seeing this, the trio gulped in fear. Suddenly, they stopped.

" This is ya stop, now. Don't talk to strangers, and stay away from tha chili dog stand, if ya know wut I mean, hahahaha!!!!!" The creature laughed. " Uh, yeah, heheheh, thanks for the ride. C'ya." Jack said. As soon as the creature left, the three sighed. " Glad he's gone." Bob said, obviously relieved. " I don't know, I kinda thought those stories were pretty funny." Rick said. " Hey!! The only story we're doing at the moment is us going to some theme park." Jack said. Suddenly, he uses his hand to knock on what sounds like glass for a window in the direction of the author. " And you!!! I know you're watching!! Heck, you're making all this stuff happening to us!! You better have this story over and done with soon!!!" With that, the trio left the place they were at, leaving a grumbling author.

( In the park.)

So far, the three were enjoying themselves. Jack was on a calming boat ride through space, Bob won every game he came across, and Rick was riding on the Flying Dumbo ride for the 12th time.

With Jack:

" Aaaaaahhhhhh..." Jack sighed as he was leaning against the side of the boat. So far, they were going along side a large nebula which was the color of the Bahama waters. " Man, this is relaxing. There's probably nothing to stop me from seeing this view..." Suddenly, three people ran up to him, showing that they were rebels. " How did the Empire know that Disneyland was our secondary base?!" One of the rebels said. " Who cares!!! Just shoot the guy!!!" The second one said. " ...Exept that." Jack said with a groan. Suddenly, he got to a large table on the deck, and kicked it to its side, forming a large barricade.

" Fire!!!!!" The third one said. Suddenly, there were blasts everywhere coming from the deck of the ship. The barricade wasn't that strong, though, as some shots were getting through the barricade. " I need to get out of here and warn the others." Jack thought. Just then, he saw a life boat, and got a good idea. He pulled out a thermal detonator, activated it, and thew it over the table. " Grenade!!" One of the rebels said. As they dived, there was a large explosion. At that, Jack ran to the lifeboat, got on, shot the ropes holding it, and fell into space, sailing back to Disneyland.

With Bob:

" Haha!! I won again!!!" Bob said as he won yet again at whack-a-mole. While the losers left grumbling, he received his what, 1000th prize that day? " Haha!! I'm so good, no one can beat me!!" He yelled as he held all of his prizes in an ENORMOUS bag. As he was walking by, he saw yet another challenge: a shooting gallery. " Heh!!! This aughta be easy!!" He said to himself as he walked up. " Step right up folks!! Try to hit all 150 targets!! Nobody leaves a loser!!" He then turned to Bob.

" How about you, good sir? Would you like to try?" Bob smirked. " Definitely." He gave the money, got the gun (the gun only shoots paintballs.), and began to fire. The crowd was amazed at his accuracy. He hit every single target without a miss. " Haha!!! I win!!!" Bob said, cheering. " That's right. You win. Your prize.." Bob gets handcuffed as several guards came up."...Is a nice little jail cell." Bob was greatly confused. " What?!" " There's only one force with soldiers trained that well, and that's the Empire. You're under arrest." However, as soon as he said that, a large life boat came up and crashed into the ground, knocking the guards off balance.

In a minute, Jack came out of the ship. " Hey Bob, you alright?!" Bob looked relieved. " Yeah. Thanks alot, Jack!!" Just then, more guards came up, being led by a captain. " There they are!! Get them!!!" The guards then opend fire. At this, Jack and Bob hid behind the lifeboat. While behind the lifeboat, Jack shot the handcuffs off of Bob's wrists, and handed him a pistol. So then, the battle continued. " We should contact Rick!!" Bob suggested. Jack agreed, and pulled out a flare gun, and fired. " Let's hope that Rick gets that."

With Rick:

" WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!" Rick screamed with glee as he road on Dumbo. As he was riding, he saw a flare flying into the sky, and, as he looked harder, he saw the Empire esigma on it. " Oh, no!! Jack and Bob must be in trouble!! Looks like I once again have to save the day!!!" Rick thought. Just then, however, he saw the ride stopped, and three rebel soldiers got into the dumbo behind him.

" There he is!! I knew there was something weird about him when I saw his I.D.!!!!" The other rebel slapped his face with his hand. " That's because his I.D. has the Empire esigma on it idiot!!!" Just then, the ride started, and flew high into the air. " Fly, Dumbo, fly!!!!" Rick said as he kicked and hit the Dumbo replica. But they were in the same flying position as the Rebels shot at them. " It seems like you need help Dumbo!!!" He then looked at the beams connecting Dumbo to the machines.

" These beams are stopping you from flying, Dumbo!!!! I shall set you free!!" He then shot at the beams, and he was sent flying into the air, and landed in a tent on a hovering comet. As soon as he landed, he got out, and found out it was part of the rebels secret base. ( Gasp!!! Rick found out omething?!) As he looked a bit further, he found a chest with a weird glowing light around it. Sorta like the Holy Grail. When he opened the chest, he found...

A suitcase.

AND when he looked on the side of the suitcase, he found that it said, ' REBEL TOP SECRET INFORMATION.' " Sweet!! I'll just take this, and leave with the guys!! He got the suitcase,failing to see the ' Empire traps' sign, and went out the tent with only one problem.

He doesn't have a ship.

As he traveled along the comet, he tripped, hit his head, and fell down a hill, rendering him unconscious. When he woke up, he found a weird, indian-like glowing guy in front of him. " Oh, great Rick, in order to leave this evil realm known as 'Disney Land', you must find the ancient pendant, use it's ancient powers to destroy the rebellion, and save the entire universe!!!!!" Rick looked at him weirdly. " ...Or just take that information to the death star with your friends." " Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." RIck said, understanding. " But, I don't have a ship." Rick said, losing hope.

" Oh, don't worry about that. You can borrow my Porche." The spirit then used some sort of handheld device, used it, and a large, porche-shaped ship pop up. " Wow!! Thanks spirit!!" Rick said. " Don't mention it." The spirit then disappeared, leaving Rick with the porche. " Time to go!!!" Rick said as he flew off to his friends.

Back with Jack and Bob:

" Man!! We're pinned down!!" Jack said as they continued the battle. " Where's Rick when ya need him?" Just then, a large porche-like ship appeared. " You called?" Rick said as he opened the door. Overjoyed, the two then walked into the ship. Through the crossfire, the ship (miraculousely) made it out. As they were flying, Jack went up to Rick. " Hey Rick, where'd ya get the porche?" Rick smiled. " A spirit came and gave it to me when I was on a comet."

Jack just looked at him. " Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight." Jack said. A few hours later, they made it back to the deathstar, where the battle of Endor was currently occurring. As they got in, the captain congradulated them, and asked that they open the case. They complied, opening the case...

only to find a large bomb.

With only 3 seconds left.

3

Rick?

2

Yeah?

1

You're an idiot.

0

( Boom!!!!)

(MS then closes the book he got from a random place.) And that's really how the Empire lost the Death Star.