Yuffie and the Positive Virus 6

Guy and Girl magnet

Ah, finally revived this old story. Let's see if I remember the plot still.

Additional notes: Italicised and bold text means Galian Beast is talking.

Disclaimer: I own nothing except the plot bunny.

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Yuffie finally emerged from the bushes, the foliage barely covering her anatomy. Her clothes had been scattered around the area, the virus materia left in a small pile by the fountain and of course, an also nude Vincent Valentine behind her.

"Wow Vinnie… that was-" Before Yuffie could finish the sentence he grabbed her arm with his human hand, drawing him in for a long, passionate kiss.

Yuffie succumbed to his touch, allowing him to drag her back into the shrubs for another session of love making. The sexual magnetism virus was very potent. Note to self: make sure we're in a bedroom before using Yuffie thought to herself.

The passion could not last however. Yuffie shoved Vincent off her and made a grab for the materia, hoping that one of them would stop Vincent from being so… demanding.

The royal blue materia that was induced with the luck virus quickly glowed, Vincent seemed to calm down slightly, but not enough to stop him every now and again from stealing a kiss on the way down the mountain.

"Calm down Vinnie! I'm not going to disappear in the next 5 minutes." She complained before Vincent kissed her cheek for the 15th time in 10 minutes.

"I can't help it if you taste so sweet." He said before nuzzling her ear. At least this time he's fully clothed Yuffie thought. I wonder what the Turkeys did once they realised I stole the case?

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"So the case which I had trusted you with was stolen?" Rufus sighed, trying to reduce his own rage at the Turks incompetence.

"Yes Sir"

"…" The duo replied solemnly.

"Do you know what was in that case?" He asked. "Any Idea at all?"

"Well it said biological Hazard on it, Sir." Reno replied, quickly adding the last word.

"What was in that case is only known to two people. Me and Tseng. I do believe he would be better suited than me to administer a punishment, I know that he will be very disappointed in you two. Now leave." He said coldly. Once they were out of earshot he quickly picked up the intercom and dialled Tseng's number "They failed to deliver the Viruses."

"So I take it that our tour of all strip clubs is cancelled then sir?" Tseng Replied.

"I'm afraid it is," Rufus quickly hung up "Damn, I wanted that sexual magnetism virus."

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On returning to Edge (after receiving approximately one thousand looks) Yuffie quickly entered the bar only to be wolf whistled. She froze, if it was Cloud, Tifa would kill him. If it was Cid, Shera would kill him. If it was Barret, she'd kill him. And if it was Reeve then… the media would kill him. She turned around towards the source of the whistle to be even more stunned.

It was Tifa.

Tifa was currently flirting with her.

The pink Sexual magnetism materia quickly lit up in her pocket unintentionally, the bartender started to lick her lips hungrily as did Vincent who was currently behind her.

The young ninja quickly dived into her room and placed the sexual magnetism items in her underwear draw and quickly drew out the luck materia. Focusing her energy she was enveloped in a blue aura, the movement on the stairs (most likely to get to Yuffie) stopped completely.

It had happened again to Vincent Valentine.

Once more he had been left without a major recolection of what had transpired, all he knew was that there had been a long time since he was in the 7th Heaven bar and that there was a small drone in the back of his head.

ZZZZZZZ

Since when did Galian Beast sleep except after sex?

"Oh." He said, realisation creeping across his face.

Vincent walked down the stairs, positioned himself above the sofa in Cloud and Tifa's living room, and promptly fainted.

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