Annoying Sasuke
Chapter 2: Toilets
GRAWR! Naruto ish not mine, so yeah, and the tricks are not mine either. They are from roommate tricks, check it out! And yeah, sorry Shika for giving you the wrong place! I'm sorry for not like updating OO too many stuff going on…so yeah, thanks Erizibang
Naruto stretched as he walked across the field filled with daisies, pansies, cosmos, and a bunch of other plants. What in the world was he supposed to do now? He already ran out of tricks to do. Naruto slapped himself and stood looking at the sky.
"This is YOU that you're talking about! YOU! You ALWAYS have something that you can do! Meh, I gotta go use the bathroom…THAT'S IT!" he ran all the way back to where his dorm was, and ran straight across the room toward the bathroom.
'Always flush the toilet 3 times,'
He quickly hit the switch down the three times in a row. The toilet water started flooding out. "Well crap…" he muttered, and then he started laughing hysterically.
"What are you-holy crap what the hell did you do?!?!!?!?!" Sasuke screamed walking in.
"That's what happened when you walked in, you startled it,"
"Don't give me that crap!" he said pushing Naruto against the wall. Naruto was startled for a second, and then shook his head.
"Well, this is just revenge, for all the crap that you've been doing to other people!"
"Revenge….that word so sour," Naruto just stood there, glaring at him, being crushed by the force of Sasuke's body and the wall. Why wasn't Sasuke letting him go?
"Dude, you've be a jerk to everyone," Naruto said lifting his head forward, more far from the wall.
"What the hell do you know!?!?!" he replied swinging his arm onto Naruto's neck forcing Naruto back. "I'm going through something that no one knows about!"
"Well…maybe you….should just…tell someone, got….it?! You're taking it out….on other…peo-," Naruto's head dropped. Sasuke was startled by this, quickly taking his arm off his neck. Suffocation, duh! Naruto collapsed to the ground, hardly breathing.
"Oi, dobe, get up," Sasuke said, kneeling down and shaking him. "Crap," He lifted him up and took him over to his bunk and placed him down there. "I suppose that's what happens when you know too much, you deserved it,"
2 hours later
Naruto slowly awoke from his slumber, feeling a sharp pain on his neck. "What the-oh…" I don't really want to do this anymore… He walked over to the phone and dialed to Neji's dorm. "Neji I need a pep talk,"
"Er, why?"
"Because I was almost killed, and now I kinda feel bad for that guy,"
"Ok, you can do it!... yay…." (Note he said this with a non-caring tone)
"Yeah! Thanks!" Naruto hung up then.
Neji stared at the phone in wonderment. How could that have possibly helped? Then again, it is Naruto that he's talking about so this is kind of normal for him.
As Naruto turned around from the phone, he saw Sasuke, 'the great evil' Naruto thought, walk in. Sasuke stepped right in front of him. "Hey Sasu-," Sasuke immediately took out a gun and pointed it toward Naruto. Naruto put his hands up instinctively. Sasuke slowly pulled the trigger. 2 feet were between them, it's no doubt that Naruto would get hit. Naruto lowered his hands while Sasuke was pulling in. They both turned from uncaring eyes into glares.
"YOU DIE NOW!" The sound of a gunshot rang around the room. Smoke was all around the room, you wouldn't be able to make out anything.
